4 - Wednesday, December 26, 1984 - North Shore News

Immortal words of 1984

Year, Part |

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I'm a hugger. I'm a tactile
politician. I'm slapping peo-
ple all over the place
that's my style.
Turner, dftter patting

John

bona

Campagnolo s bum

Mulroney, what right have
you to sell us out to the
socialists, vou crooked tleft-
wing judas! Vancouver
heckler Steve Perl. to Brian,
ald campaign meeting

You are going to see tens
of thousands of new jobs
created just as soon as a new
government can be sworn in.

EREWITH COLLINS’ QUOTES of the

My fellow Americans, I'm
pleased to tell you today that
I've signed leyislation§ that
will outlaw Russia forever.
We begin bombing in five
minutes. President Ronald

bitch is that I hire someone to
hill her.’ Witness) Dick
Collver, in the Colin That
cher murder trial

Welcome Number
Jesus Man. — Natives otf
Papua New Guinea to
peripatetic Pope John Paul
I

One

John Paul EL, please

get this straight

by Doug Collins

Reagan, having fun between
camera takes

sorry | had to shoot you,
but that’s lite. Corporal
Demis 1 ortie to One of his vig
tims, after he had killed three
people and wounded Jin the
Quebee National Assembly
building

forgive Henry VILE.
held by woman in
during papal visit

6 OZ. New York Steak top-

Sign
Toromo

ped with crap or shrimp,
covered with Bearnaise
sauce. -— Ad tor the Fulford

Inn Restaurant, in the Gault
Islands newspaper Jhe

tribunal composed of human
rights activists like
themselves who will terrorize
and victimize employers. At-
torney General Brian Smith,
responding to cries of left-
wing rage after a man was
found not to have harassed a
Wallress

I'm just standing up for
my rights. -— Entertainer
Don Harron, having a pee in
the men’s washroom of a
Vancouver restaurant
in temale garb

In West Van, everything ts
prohibited that is not allow-
ed. — West Vancouver Citys
Clerk Doug Allan

| have always) enjoyed
practising birth control.
James Boren, author, wit,
and candidate tor the LoS
presidency

The missiles are on the
other side, the demonstra-
trons On ours. french
President bPrancots
Mitterrand

Lotus Land ts” rapidty
becoming Locust Land
Bill Smith. president of the

while

part of the way of life of
royalty and the aristocracy.
Better to have lots of
bastards than too few babies.
— Harold Brooks-Baker,
director of Burke’s Peerage

In wartime there is a dif-
ferent set of rules and | can
only say | am sorry for sink-
ing you. Good night. -
Former U-boat Commander
Karl-Friedrich Merten, at
reumon held in London tor
survivors of the liner “City
of Cairo "’

1 can hardly believe the
enormity of what we have

done. — From the diary of a
British officer on the sub-
marine HMS Conqueror

atter the sinking of the Argie
cruiser Belgrano

1 had no option. -- John
Turner, watfling about his
acceptance of the patronage
appointments that 9 dished
him

He left my husband
holding the bag. — Greills
Turner, blowing a bite to
Pierre Trudeau.

l think | could have won
that election, if you want to

know the truth. — Pierre
Obviously, I do not know
how it got there. — Premier

Richard Hatheld, after mari-
Juana was tound in his bag

1 don't know who he is,
but he looks like an over-
made-up tart. — Princess
Marparet, on Boy George

! have a mortgage to pay
just like everybody else.
Socialist Dave Barrett,
apologizing tor his $200,000
a Veal

Doug's dad and proud of
it. — Emblem on T-shirt
worn by tather of Doug
Stewart, one of the Squamish
Pave

He opened up saying, ‘The

@ clear out /Clear
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Brian Mulroney The complainers want a Bastards have always been

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