“Women's Editor” begin’ - tossing around food and ‘that . some. ‘of the - con- versation gets ludicrous. Marilyn. Johnston and I were’ | chatting the: ‘other day, and “in” “aspic.~ “With “chilled” asparagus © and” cucumbers: _ fruit. and - Camembert for ’ another diet!” .linen napkins. Never do to ‘tray. And,. if you . brought your own whipped cream, - Aifficult.” Barbara: “And: then, just to prove how econoniy-minded reservations at the YWCA.” Well, Marilyn -and I haven't had a chance to try it out, but if you ever see two women trudging aboard the Skybus with clinking sat- chels and. a smug look, try by Barbara asking their names! ‘Especially if they im- M Cc Cr eadie mediately order champagne! I returned my mother to the _ conversation went the airport on Friday for her suit : . : outside e. Luggage tags “ha' Barbara: “ty cheese: puns -with:European butter. With dessert! Oh be quiet - I'm on | Marilyn: “You d need white | Trish coffee. wouldn't be. you are, make your room. something like this: Marilyn: “Barb, have you | heard how the new CP Air -skybus is doing? Til bet flight home to Alberta. As We stood in line at the check-— ‘in desk, a girl joined the queue, carrying an airline cage full of indignant “almost “afford to ‘Bo for the — ap Fr ee - A 4 r ent ae neti TG A - + SF Se oe ty, ed peng tte Bee 5 they're jampacked.” -pussycat. Since cats have . ‘owned me for as long as I Barbara: “Every flight! For ninety-four fifty, you can can remember, I can never . resist a conversation with address. on the inside’ of ya as'-well as on the. ™ . If you're. packing along. a on take-off and landing | eases. serve that spread on aplastic ~- the pain in his ears from altitude changes. ’ Disposable (prepasted) are a joy.to have along. Also, ‘individual packets ‘of soap, | spot remover, nail polish remover and hand cream = ‘are available ‘everywhere-—-So- useful! One of. my favorite travel | companions is a small sewing kit, containing needles, pins, thread and scissors. It never ‘leaves by suitcase when I’m at home-so I’m. not tempted _ to use it here. Carry spray bottles in your hand luggage - if you must carry them at all. Years ago, before I gave up bringing them, I had one explode in a ' suitcase. A foul-smelling, sticky mess that made! another cat lover. weekend.” The conversation was unremarkable, except when lLasked, “What is his name?” Marilyn: “Some of those packed lunches people are bringing aboard must be something to see - imagine sitting next to someone , eating liverwurst and onion “Mousy Tongue,” she ‘ replied. Tung!” Batbara: “Yeah. Or garlic sausage and saurkraut. But, even that would be better than some kid with a bagful of peanut butter and jelly.” Marilyn: “Especially if he drops his sandwich on your seat.” destination in mind here are a few reminders that might give you a helping hand: For any other country besides the USA, pack your own washcloth. Most hotels in other countries -don't supply them. Some don't ; provide soap, so pack some. Barbara: “I wonder what the stewardesses would say if someone did the opposite? I mean, a gourmet spread - right down to the sterling silver and crystal.” Check the expiry date on your passport, if you’ve had it for some time. That seems like an obvious thing to do but I’ve heard from a number of people who Marilyn: .(dreamily!) overlooked this and had to “Caviare! Vichyssoise! cut their vacation short, at Champagne!” considerable expense. Barbara: “You'd have to buy the bubbly on board. They take a dim view of ‘do-it- mr Bihan ay rear ” Mie Real pee ope iaitaes init z " ay : Se aré-as aceus as ci ‘and about the same Pack mosquito repellent, fmtere..t for Southern , “Spelled Mao Tse sandwiches!” | woe If you’ ve ‘got a foreign They had a tame documents or medications in checked baggage. Never leave anything of value, including jewellery,’ or money, documents: travellers’. cheques in your suitcase when you leave your hotel room. So what if you THE. HEART FUND _and ‘relatives from bringing toothbrushes - Home” ‘gift is much more thief. - free - wand you can tell by the Be aaa ultra:Ding” light in the front = 4 es i = : ‘more. trip, > hav garde: ~ been known to ‘get ripped off . is: ‘meter is running and the cab Use the money changing . as the baggage ‘handlers . ‘printed ith | namé: and © is‘taken. This helps at night - facilities at airports.{o © gently ease your cases: from. * address>: So*. many ti s when it's hard, tosee inside. ve change. a travellers’. cheque_ . the aircraft! - a ‘. ° for a small-amount of. local - these: ‘would have ‘been: ; useful... ‘currency. Then, use’ “banks. . ; Don't : “worry: “about “the "Hotels and restaurants really " Discourage - your. friends _security’scanners in airports ., Sock it to you inthe ex-— a damaging your films. ‘They change department. wes bon © ‘voyage ‘gifts to-‘the™ be 0K ECE ” a Baas airport. © What. a darn - nuisance they can be -.° - especially - bulky boxes of candy. Corsages too, are a pain in the neck. If you're bidding. someone goodbye. save the | goodies . -for their . return.” Most “people — feel quite let down at the end of a vacation and a “Welcome -- ae And, upon your’ retura, It ‘you'r re. visiting “London, _DO- YOUR FRIENDS . first thing to.do is to: buy a FAVOR. : Warn’ them © in copy. of. the (magazine, * “In | advance: if , you. intend” to . London”, . published ‘every... show them your slides when Friday. That,. with a good you: invite them for dinner. It city map is all you need ‘to _will: give. them. a chance to. plan your stay. For:a group. _ develop some exotic illness. ~— of four, it’s almost. cheaper’ BEFORE THEY ARRIVE! _ appreciated. Skip the candy! It’s a sad sight to someone who has packed-on ten ‘ugly pounds. a Mpassport Don’t pack white slacks! a ph you wait Despite the fact that I've B Noth Snore Darkroom : handed out that advice since nsdaie mle eae y started writing this column, ee guess what I wore'on my last trip to Europe? 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