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Well, nit, she has cumi to one of them days In 5
early September wen the ale Is jest lke sparkiln’ a the fds leads on wh en
wine, I heads up the Chileotin fer to. sce Pete
Svensen and Hardhat Johnson at the ranch, becus _ ,bete ses. this rominds hin

fa One-Act pl Ich
the willow grouse shud be dustin’ themselves on mover publited, ie wus wot

the old loggin’ rouds an mushrooms shud be they tall a Curtain-raiscr—a

pokin’ up thru the'loaves by the hunnerts, == Ailks wah oponin’ ‘packages

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Wen it eum tite > awe NA thduts bofore ong ele

eatin’, a feller jeut ¢ \
one of Pete's willow grouse It was welt by Willlam
miulligans with mushtoome Gillette an callt ‘The Painful

Predicament of Sherlock

floutla’ In the gravy!
yravy Holmes"’...wieh wus enuf to
‘Trubbel ia, Pete ts suffer consign it.to oblivion fer all
n’ frum a severe ease of Bternity, oven before It hit
Shakespeare, bevun one of tho stage! ;
the turlats left hind a fittel
book wich tote iow this feller:
Jullus Ceasar got hissolf
skewered with a plgesticker,

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-ehut-off, 2 quart size, detechable card,

Anyways, 806 Pote, thoy ‘00 wate $

needed a sorta serawny iittel
kid with a Cockney accent.
Thoy found him when a ”
frightened, underfed 16> - rm — “)
year-old scramblod up the OO” a oo ‘
utalrs an aut fer the part.

‘rlnatanee Pete ses the:
rest of the fellers wus sorta
lookin’ thin 4 pver an one of
scrkdest vut of au mo So they gave It te Charles

Sponcer Chaplin,

Pete ses that’s a helluva = -
lot better than sayin’ Like Pete an Will Shakes:
tC eHer gta Coulee: both way
tell rite off, bovus it has Not ony that, ses Pote, It

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Not only that, seb Pete, but ‘about in his Sonnets! — fortune..."
this feller Shakes eare did

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