bas settin’ on the: porch: ‘smokin’

. > fer: quiet settin’ an in’
~ wich will fit into his is pensit ny

"Last time Ih wus sup to 0 the
ni ranch to. see Pete Svensen, .
.. him’ and. the. Perfessor.: wus —

seegar. an. “the- ‘Perfessor os
pours. me - -anuther shot of
ten-doliar . booze. It. helps. : me

Then. Pete. explains.

-. four-bit seegars.an. drinkin’ .
ten dollar whisky. Thisis real,
_ curious, becus the Perfessor.- --
~ cums up to Pete’s place jest. _

‘ ‘These. dingbats ‘flogged a ee
- off » more’n’.-Four:: ‘Hunnert ree
* Million: dollars of yur money...
an. mine’, .he ‘ses, “‘AN . >
HALF. OF IT_ “WENT. TO:
NON-CANADIANS! So wen.
the Perfessor cum: up frum. |.
: "Watergate. Country. fer ‘sum -

“peace an quiet, we: figgered a
-he wusn’t Canadjun --sothat: ©.
, give us a fifty-fifty chance fer.

in’ into. the money. ce

ve ay more attention to your 7
retirement plans, and pay less -
income tax! Talk to the Bar ink'of —
| British Columbia. _ ese
- Wehave two Retirement _ a
Savings Pians that-can reduce your |
taxes, and help. prepare you - A
financially for-retirement.
~ Choose our Fixed Rat te. Fund,

| “wich is purty small. It shur as.
hell don’t. BO) with ten-dollar mos
: whisky! Bees

oo lasts Pete how cum? . 250 oe
2 him: an the. Perfessor ex-
- plains. . _

oe “We ‘pot it ‘frum vs ; — 7 | stilt : . : ng See
 Guv’mint”, they ses, ‘frum: : ‘m ‘sti ‘stunned. ‘So.
a thing callt Canada Council. ‘ion wot’s. this ‘Socio-economic —_

Near as we cud figger, they. - Infrastructure’ ~eontrap- - = and you'll be guaranteed a high rate of interest, compounded |
_ Balsaded over Four Hunnert That wu s where I give upt shun?’ Tests, 0 ~ Sem annually, for terms of one to five years. The interest -
AWE dollars in ten years i in aakOke Wu 2a SeWivavauses fal ae soy _ - oS ena ae aad a . me,
a Grants fer research an fer the THIRTY-TWOON THELIST. _ ee smiles; rate is set:at the issue date and fixed to maturity. ey oe eee ne
- Arte fo we jest figgered to -- ONLY HIT A FEW. weg es ke - Our Savings Fund offers a high interest rate, ‘and no
. get-in line wi e.money- ~ ee mem
spout with a. - scientifick So a ‘asts Pete” ‘an. the os ey We tolt : them’ how. te - ‘minimum deposit. The interest rate will be at least eal tc to.
. project’. ae peressor how they got their au cri see ae the Bank’s five. year Certificate of Deposit rate. fe 7
fingers into the four-hunnert- frum ock two- y- ours’, |
“Like wot??? Ises, million-buck nioney trough. he ses... > ee Drop by any branch of the Bank of British Columbia and
“The Perfessor smiles at Petehandsmeacopyoftheir =’ ue a , weil assist | you in your plans. fora successful r retirement.
Pete an hands me’ a list. application fera Grant frum SOME ae | Tan ah |
- Here’s wot itses: 9. Canada. Council. Here's: Wot : a
PO Gt ses: nies oe

$5, 666. To edit a study: ont. 7

‘Quebec housewives. a : : ee tat from oF Bi Bill: For these .
a a - o don’t: lieve it, the nine ;
pcit.8S0To research sodal tq STUDY LINEAR  Guamples quoted are 8
verbal. communication in STRESSES IN NATURALLY- - list of more than a hundred,
building relationships. be- ~COMPACTED CELLULOSE supplied to‘ me by a
tween individuals. _ FIBER, WITH EMPHASIS - hardworking | ‘Ottawa Mem- ~
| ON IMPROVEMENT OF _ ber of Parliament. For these

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. sew ps the hell ig that??? | THE. -SOCIO-ECONOMIC - “sve want the whele sed, sick =
wen, | INFRASTRUCTURE . TRE- etary, send throe bucks to Ea a
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hit oe noo gra he Legacy of Spoudiug”. Manager Phone: e60-295t Fri, 10:00 Af4-G:00 | PRA i =
ceaer sete four bit Be sees | . ie “should” ‘interesting == 0 ; Sat. 10: 00'AM-S:00 PM
: 7 _ oO . _ > reading” around Income Tax a . West Vancouver - 1645 Marino Drive ; - -_ Banking Hours - —
I read sum more: 1 guess 1. “looked ‘sorta time ... when you wonder: _ J.C. WRIGHT oe Mon-Thur. 10:00 AM-4: 0PM
oo stunned. ‘Pete hands me ae where your money went!] _ Manager ~ Phone: 926-6071 een Fri. 10: 00 AM-6: 00 PM
$11, 665 For.  gocioss Ls a Es ae . - | :
economic | ‘study of ‘Papal ae ec see

_ spoils, A.D. 1316-1420, a
| $15, 325 For an evaluation
of the 1971 census in the
Kingdom of Morocco.

$19,900 To study popu- Bid
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in the 14th and 15th
centuries. ~ |
. **Wot the hell’s all that?’ I core
ses, Te
. ‘Damned if I know”, ses. 0
Pete, ‘‘but it’s $46,890 of yur ee
money up the spout, an”
that’s fer damshur!’’ He asts

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