46 ~ Sunday, May 24, 1998 — North Spore News

“Cheap cheese

AIRPORT police in) Sao
Paulo. travil, arrested
Gerardo Gallo after a searely
of his suitcase.

They had found packages
totaling about 30 pounds of
cheap cheese and had become
suspicious when they saw
Gallo’s destination — was
Switverland,

Asked an inspector, “Why
would anyone take so much
third-rate Bolivian cheese to a
country which is famous for
its top-quality cheese?”

Packaged inside the cheese

pounds of coca

British mechanic icp
neer John Tyrer told an aud
ence at the annual mecting «
the Institute of Physics in
Brighton, England, that he
and his colleagues were using
lasers to design a more com-
fortable bra.

A breast imposes various
load distributions... and vibra-
tonal problems as the woman
walks.” The scientist went on
to criticize the “strap design”
that “transmits the load to the
wrong plac

The laser technology,

“Electron Speckle Patrern
Intecfermometry,” analy
the way a chree-dimensional
surface changes when a force
is applied to it.

Te Chicago Tribuie
recently reported on Mi
City’s continuing wor
world’s most air-polluted city.

Open air hydrocarbon
readings there are about what
they are inside New York's
Lincoln Tunnel.

And the Associated Press
reported on Moscow's identi-
ty as the world’s most radia-
uon-polluted city.

NEWS OF THE
WEIRD

Despite having cleaned up
about £000 sites in the last
20 vears, Moscow crews in
3997 still managed to tind 29
tons of soil in former garbage
sites dato which radiunt and
cesium had been routinely

dumped, and new sites ture

Pennsylvania --
Mark Hatterer became a local
hero atter he rescued Scottie.
the Seortish terrier, that had
fallun into a sepue tank.

Hatterer wiped most of

the muck from the uncon:
scious dog’s snout and gave
mouth to mouth resescitation
antl he came to,

ees

Harttord, Conneticut
A tederal judge threw out

Famation lawsuit) against

nceton University tiled by
disgruntled, would-be med-
ical student Rommel Nobay,
who claimed thar Princeton's
h bad-mouthed him for
lying on his application dis
couraged other schools fram
accepting him.

Nobay admitted to fudg-
ing his class standing, SAT
score and other things thar

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Noh
lepers in Kerva hadi so much
mith in him thar thee had
donated “halt her beegings”
to help him with his edu
tion,

his per
which

Pearl River, New
A would be
away from i
Midland Bank, exasperated
thar emplovees could not.
affer a minute or so, decipher
his poorly handwritten
haldup note.

In fact, several hours d ter,
detectives still hadi’t: figured
out arose of the words.

Vhatiand kick boner
Pannya Kitbusaba, TO, rae
his wan dost record to 20-2
(IS knockouts: and garnered
much werkd press coverate
because out ofthe ring, he is
a flamboyant transvestite.

“tis Tard to
ful men,” he said. “Pecan easi-
ly knock them out. On the
other hand, Pwant to hug and
kiss them.”

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Ronnie Darnell Bell, 30.
was arrested in Dallas recently
and charged with attempting
to rob the Federal Reserve
Rank. (in rhe movie “Die
Hard With a Vengeance.”
knocking off the New York
FRB required a small army of
men and
WweAPpONs. }

According te potice. Bell

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> Ronaie Darnell Bell.”

A silent
Sanoblivious Bell nearby
revealing, to

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