Doug Collins @ get this straight ® By the time this epistle sees the light of day, all the details of the South Morseby agreement will have been made public and these criticisms of mine may show that I’m a dolt. I hope so. But right now [ smell a sell-out, In making your sudden about- face, you have wilted before the storm and bowed before the browbeaters. White Swan, other- wise known as Silly Svend, the Burnaby MP, must have known what he was doing when he went up to Lyell Island and bobbed about with paint on his pasty face and a feather in his hair. Nur has David Suzuki failed with his myopic preachments on the CBC. You’ve let us down, Bill. The only ones who are whooping it up in the old town tonight are the weak-minded warriors of the con- servation movement, who range from the daft Globe & Mail to the Evening Wimp to the dopes of the United Nations and to the Women's Club of Adelaide, Australia, none of whom know a log from a ladder. We expected better of you, Bill. Even your political foe Jack Munro, a man's man if ever there was one, is weeping in his beer. Small wonder, seeing that a big tunch of woods jobs have gone down the drain so that a few remote eagles can admire the tree- tops. I like trees, too, even though I’m no eagle. Grey Eyes likes them even more, and won't let me cut down a few spindly arboreals that get in the way of the view on my Gulf island. But apart from the eagles, the South Moresby trees are going to be seen only by the Suzukis. White Swan himself will never be seen there again. So- meone might swear at him. It’s like Roger Manning said. Oh, I know the conservationists view him as a baddie, he being the boss of Western Forest Products and all that. But he says that this deal with Brian Baloney (have you no shame, Bill?) wipes out $65 million a year in economic activi- ty. Suzuki and his buddies will never replace that. You can't tell me, Bill, that Baloney or anyone else is going to “The only ones who will see this great new national park will be Suzuki and a few other moonlighting ecology professors. Hell, even the Indians don’t want places like Lyell Island for tourism.’’ compensate those poor devils who will be out of work now. And they won't be able to find jobs selling hamburgers to tourists. All the tourists bound for Moresby could be put into a small rowing boat. The only ones who will see this great new nationa} park will be Suzuki and a few other moonlighting ecology professors. Hell, even the Indians don’t want places like Lyel! Island for tourism. They just want it because they want it. That reminds me that much of the South Moresby area had already been set aside in principle for park use, under provincial jurisdiction. More than 1,200 square kilometres of it, and although I’m not quite sure what a square kilometre is, that sounds like alot to me. Lyell Island migi.t not have been included, but so what? White Swan, the ladies of Adelaide and a few Indians were the only ones worried about that. | hope that that full-page ad in the Evening Wimp didn’t impress you, by the way. | mean the one that appeared on June 23 headed “South Moresby For Your Children’s Children, An Appeal To Premier William Vander Zalm"’. It was put in by something call- ing itself the Earthlife Canada Foundation and was full of fiction about ‘ta tourism industry that will create hundreds of jobs and economic benefits for B.C. equal to those of logging’. What a laugh! Earthlife must have been moon-gazing. But it certainly has bucks. A vice-president of Earthlife, by the way, is Tom Henley, who works on one of Suzuki’s do-good TV programs. Which one, | forget, they all running together like syrup. And one of the direc- tors is Fred Strong, who has a rich daddy called Maurice Strong, the socialist millionaire or billionaire who used to run Petro-Canada for Trudeau. Bill, this whole thing is a sad story. So s.d, in fact, that I even thought [ would stop calling you the Slam. But I'm reserving judg- ment on that and hoping to discover that you haven’t really joined the Downtown East Side Residents Association or gone toa party with Baloney. Yours in doubt, Doug. 9 - Sunday, July 12, 1987 - North Shore News ADVERTISING CORRECTION RECORD BREAKING SALE Page 10 — Item K. Noszerma Skin Creem Pump incorrect- ly descnibed —- shoutd read 320 ML. Due !5 supplic: delivery pro- blenis, the item listed below is not available for immediate delivery. However, orders will be accepted for delivery by the dale shown. Page 13 — Item M “The Un- wanted" by John Saul will be available July 20. 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