ie.

Lf,

-cost a fortune...

_ There’s a nip of frost in the air an the dew is

heavy on the termaters in the mornin’ an a feller
gets to thinkin’ anuther yere is S gettin’ set fer to go

up the spout.
Fer sum folks this is rele trajick, becus they is so

goldang busy tryin’ to holt onto a yere before it’s
gone, they sorta fergit to enjoy it wile it’s here.

F’rinstance, you take these
here fancy perfumes the
wimmen is allus buyin’. They
yet the
feller’s wot are makin’
millions outta them can’t
even spell! Most of them
fancy bottles is labelled
**PARFUM!”’

Now, fer gettin’ sum rele
‘pizazz outta the old her-
mones, 1. wud shur go
rangatang fer a lady wot
smelled rele purty of fresh-
baked bread, rite out of the
oven!

Jest a touch of green
termater pickle on the ear
lobes has got Chanel No: 5
beat all to hell, as fur as I can
see... an fer rele speshul
occashuns, like annyversar-
ies an such like, wot they
need is:one of them Atom
Mizers.

DIVORCE COURTS

Fillt with the wife’ s terma-
ter chutney an squertid on
the pillow, I figger it wud
shur as hell cut down on folks.

wot is runnin’ to the divorce 7

Wile you are sippin’ the

sherry, you chops 2 couple of |

onions an a clove er two of
garlic. After they has sizzled
gentie in the butter fer a few
minutes, it’s time to fiang in
three bay leaves; a dozen er
SO peppercorns; a teaspoon

_ Of sweet basil; jest a smidgen

courts ev'ry time the wife

burns the toast!

So, wile the wife’s green
termater pickle is bubblin’ on
the stove an my, guts is

lin’ frum ‘hunger...

here’s Ol’ Bill’s recipe fer:

GROUSE MULLIGAN.

You takes a half-dozen fat
Willow’ Grouse (or' Blue
Grouse, if they ain't been

eatin’ spruce boughs, an if .

you still have enuf pizazz in
the legs to hike to timber line
fer them), an you peels off
the skin an feathers.

Throw a quarter-pound of

butter in the old: cast-iron
skillet, dust the breasts and

’em gentle like when the
batter sizzles. Towards .the
end, you throws in'a handful
er two of mushrooms. When

things luk jest about rite, you .
pours two glasses of fair to:

middlin’ sherry. One is fer

‘thighs. with flour. an brown.»

you.an t’uther goes in the .

skillet after you turnt down
the heat.

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of oregano... an a can of
Eyetalian termaters.

PINK GOEF BALLS

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the little store on Lonsdale

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fer about a dime less than the

: pink golfballs you get at the

local sooper-markit. They are

_ Tich an red an full of sun... an

you get a bonus with ’em.
That's a big smile; a friendly
word... an the satisfaction of
knowin’ you are ‘keepin’ the
littel feller i in bizness! -

Wile the whole shebang i is
bubblin’ easy, you finishes

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the glass of sherry an you
enjoys sum friends wich has
. jest arrived. They are the
| bluejays, hoppin arount sorta

a ~ Sprightly like an tellin’ you |

, that, winter is almost here.

They are headin’ north,
makin’ it on their own... wile

.+the politishuns is headin’
. south, livin’ off my back.

That’s the diffrunce bet--
ween bluejays and politi-

shuns! - a

Enyways, ihe mulligan is
jest about set fer the grand
climacks, so you pulls a stunt
the wimmen ain’t heard
about. You flings the mulli-

gan inter a big casserole an -
you cleans the skillet. You |

puts in jest a touch of butter,

some flour an coarse ground :
‘ pepper... an you stir like

hell!
WITHOUT LUMPS

Wen the flour turns golden .

brown, you trickles in cold
water wile you are stirrin’.

. After the steam clears away
an you can see wots goin’ on,,.

you shud have gravy makin’s
without lumps... wich you
Stir into the casserole.

This leaves you with a
cupple hours fer thinkin’
about several things... like
spoonin’ dumplings over the
mulligan, so’s they rise up

.

oo :

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’ In the Norgate Shopping Centre on Marine

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plump an sweet, jest about.

wen she is ready, with their

flanks speckled with: mush-

rooms an pepper. ~~:

.. an (like I sed at the
beginning), : livin’ her fer
today - becus: tomorrow mite
not get here."

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