” Dear Mr Fizz: j eter | met an aspiring musician, & conniving woman and a ..._ newly embalmed corpse on a road trip from Ontario to _ New Orleans. | am now addicted to computer ingo. Hew dot regain c con- © trol of my life? Lost in Lions izz: Time fora stirrin venture. Hit the naiever. fily onthe head with a ” Velvet Hammer, Take an .. apricot brandy, one ounce iry vermouth, a dash ino liqueur and a. ofa el cocktail recipe. Slip a note to Mr. Fiz $ > News, 2139 Lonsdale by mail who wrote Mott oft the Hoople’s All the ¥ Young Dudes" (Hint: he will be pire ! the ng De CD Be Here Now. Deadli Sept. by fa or By Plaza of Nations) a u could win.a copy of: redo }d and winners will be notified by telephone on Friday, Sept. 5. Sere in your answers to” 1° Thursday, Sept. 4. A draw will be 7 Ferry Building Gallery: In the Spirit of Ligit. The artwork of Michael Downs - and Andrew McDermott. _ To Aug. 31. West. Vancouver Sketch Club. 50th anniversary exhibi- tion. Sept. 2 to 14. Artist’s pane! lecture Sep. 2 at 11 * a.m. and an opening recep- tion 6-8 p.m. Artists in attendance Sept. 9 at 7 p-m. Gallery hours: noon to 8 p.m.; closed Mondays. North Vancouver City Hall: Alice Shen. Landscapes, birds, flowers - and mountains influenced by Chinese -painting techniques. To Sept. 25. Presented by the North Vancouver Community Arts Council. Business hours. North Vancouver District Hall Architecture’s for the Birds. Graham Eagle’s creations range from watercolors and acrylics to bird houses, feeders, wine dis- pensers and wall sculptures. Betty Yan Der - Krol. Watercolors ead an emotional Ron ‘Andrews Recreation Centre: Joe Cash, woodblock prints. Maggi Kneer, - pottery. Both exhibits to Sept:.5: : Seymour Art Gallery: Tcons: Acad and al exhibit rsula- Medley, Vavara Rashid . Ta Sept. 7. Gallery onday to Friday.10a.in.. to 4p. Saturday and: Sunday noon to 4p.m. Silk Purse Arts Centre: Rainfore: Alternatives — a collaboration: The id.drawings ‘of Barbara Shelly. and - :.Barry Downs’ seck to capture the essence tural places. To Sept.7. Gallery, hours: 6 5'p.m.; closed Mondays.” ., Time International: People and- Markets From Around the World. Daiiel ry: ; ‘on the West Coast, illustrations ures from: Vern Montgomery i, the-art of Edward W. . anac of Gardeners. Representations of tings iri multi-media over the > $ by. Ross Bollerup.: Opening f 30-8: 30 p.m. ‘To Oct. ong. ng: Bank of "Papers: 38 years of col- Louis de Niverville. : “The. -comfortably intimate theatre suits the interactive for- - “mat of theatresports, allowing... ‘:, performers to’ get out into the audience. at the drop ofa line to hi browbeat or ‘other- to do with cheesy imitations of»: To Sept. 13. Mon. to Sat., 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., to 9 p.m. Thurs. and Fri. The Canadian Craft Museum: Glass and Metal . includes works from North Shore craft artist Brock Craig. To Sept. 1. : Information: 687-8266. Aris Club Theatre: Red Rock Diner. Lively musical revue based on the early days of deejay Red Robinson of North Vancouver. Held over through September. Box office: 687-1644 Arts Club Revue Th Theatre: See B.C.. The: Vancouver Theatresports League are hav- ing great success with this wild and wicked look at the people of B.C. To Sept. 6. Bard an the Beach: Love’s Labour’s Lost and A Winter’s Tale. To Sept. 21. Information: 739-0559. Mama Rooai’s Nunsense. Musical comedy directed by Dawn Moore of Capilano * College Theatre. Reservations: 331-9979: Metro Theatre: Run For Your Wife. British farce features N.V. favorite Mark Gash. To Sept. 27. Box office: 266-7191. Vancouver Fringe Festival: 100 compa- nies, 500 shows, cight venues. Sept. 4-14. Tickets: 280-4444, Upcoming: ¢ Birch Theatre, Capilano College: Dregs of Socieéy. An original 1 musical from. - + SBB Musicat Productions about the home- ~ less and how they ace perceived b ty. < ; Sept. 8 to 13. Tickets: 280-2801 Presentation House: Shawa Carle... Songwriter/singer in performance in sup- port of Heritage Days. Special guest artist: Ai Hanis. . 28 at 9 p.m. Capo: Sibel: ‘Thrasher the “Ain't. " Misbehavin’ ” singer with N.Van’s Fran Jare on piano. Sept..5 and, 6 at 8.p.m.: Reservation: 736- 9766. 2666 Granville SPECIAL EVENTS: - | Panorama Park: Deep Cove Lantern. Procession. Aug. 29. Lantern works 18 at Deep | Cove Shaw Theatre. 929-5856, Abbotsford Photo Club: Valen sty ._ di Mercato Mall present club photos until: . August 30/at'1641 Co - Vancouver, V5 BY3.". ansingasong, “cas Chef Dave: -m: Mets wise ‘solicit the next idea for the - company to feast upon. - .)°>The® current project is See - BC, based loosely a9) ‘on a funding-challenged : Vancouver TV station. ly (very loose- Given executive director Jay Ono’s intreduction in the pro- * gram, I experted a tighter for- mat than the loosely connected “series . of sketches. that had : something to do with television “or media in generals But then format is not really » media | personalities”. (Jennifer -’ Mather looking for a perma nese guest host. gig and Ian’ Hanimansingasong in slow motion) and more to do. with audience interaction... There's a rotating company of actors involved in the project and who you will see on stage depends ‘on the show’ you attend. Jan Ross McDonald had ‘nice energy, as the floor ‘director (chief audience bully), Gerry McAteer’s ability to work cream cheese ‘vith a‘ machine ©! gun, and the’ company version of Stomp — which unlike the otiginal hada plotline, albeit Cinderella, rts are always fun. Thea Tlook forward to their u om. in, f of the execrable ing scott Warrior Princes _ Noxena, Improv Princess. Next week we'll cross the road for Red Rock Diner. — Martin Millerchip in Vancouver on entries is 5 p.m. ‘Oasis CD contest, c/o North Shore News This Week, 1139 Lonsdale Ave., North Vancouver, B.C. V7M 244. Cr fax thera to us at oPs-214. I Include your m name and Phone r umber See page. 34 for a review of the new cD. : _ ; Win two tickets to the B.C. Lions vs. the Edmonton Eskimos on Saturday, September 13 at 7:30 p.tn. Teil us (by fax or by maif) what Canadian city is hosting the Grey Cup this year and you could be the winner of tickets. Winners will be notified by telephone on Thursdsy, Sept. 11. 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