So I went to Hawaii. I took
my camera and my hiking
boots, and covered Maui by
foot and by rented car. .

- Ive noticed

that -my

camera undergoes a strange -

transition when I’m hiking —
a transition for which there is
no Scientific explanation. The
case with the camera, film,
extra lenses, etc., weighs
next to nothing when I start.
walking, but somehow grows

After the steady. prolif-
eration of scented sprays,
lotions and creams for every
conceivable part. of the
human body, 1 suppose it
was only a matter of time
before the ‘wizards. of
.Madison Avenue moved: on
to fresher pastures. -

After: all, once ‘the good.

looking but. gormless con- -
sumer chap i is-equipped with —
chlorophyll breath, mint
shaving lotion, musk oil ears,

cognac pipe: : tobacco and lime

_ armpits,and has paired off
with the stunning but stunn- |
éd consumer lass ‘with her»
herbal hair, lémon™-hands, |
deodorized feet and butter-—
scotch ° - ripple © ‘lips—well,
what else can you do to the. ©
poor -slobs?: Replace their
sweat glands with packets of —
baby powder?

No, you convince them to
swathe their scented bodies .
: im-scented clothes.

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| Dear Sir:

Recently our kindergarten
. Classes participated in-a field
trip to the North Shore News.

Although. your generosity in °

providing the trip was

newspaper staff was not’
entirely aware of the needs
and. abilities of. the five-year-
ol

It was apparent that. most ;
of the staff felt negatively

about the: visit. One person
insisted that. ‘the: children sit

~ absolutely still’ for’ the “15
minutes that they, had to, wait 7

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Circulation: 46,000 -_
_ Founded In 1980 as’ an Independent,
community newspaper, the North Shore -

Nowa {6 published weokly, and distributed
to every. door on, the North ‘Shore. It la.
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heavier in direct proportion
to the distance between me
and my car. ;

_ But I love taking pictures,

and I'suffered gladly. I arose
at three one morning and

drove through. the pre-dawn
darkness to. get to the Iao
Needle, a stone ‘pinnacle in
‘an exotic valley that lights up
with the first rays of the sun

The hottest item on the,

‘U.S. market right now: is the
T-short—-sequined, | mono-
grammed, . adorned’ with
classic art works or porno-
‘graphic’ -puns,
perfumed!”

‘released by. a

and. now .
; ". regard - a certain: - youthful

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"by Peter ct

Heft the car in the parking
lot and: stumbled up the
narrow trail for half an hour,
until I reached the summit of
the hill’s lookout. As the sky
began to lighten, I started

_ recording the unfolding day.

I took a full roli-of slides:over
the next hour: or two, and I
got high on the beauty of the
_early morning. .

1 ‘spent almost a full day
taking pictures of . waves,

‘matetial is being woven, so
that the aroma can be

discreet
scratch.

All. of which has led: me to

. nephew in ainew light. For

You: won’t find Chanel No.
-5in a size medium, however.
No, the current favorites are
: odors of food—just like the

stuff you’ve been smearing -

on your face and elsewhere.
“Instead of citrus fruits and
oriental spices, however, the
: assortment runs more toward
dill pickle, lamb
raspberry sherbet or
presumbably. for top-of-the-

line garments only—T-bone_

Steak.

. Apparently, ithe’ garment
industry has found a way to

impregnate cloth with micro- . :
of the

while, the’. courage to: take swimming

scopic capsules
‘desired . Scent

‘situation for a child of any

Age.
appreciated, there was a
feeling among the mothers’
and the teachers that the

. When. in fact we did try to
‘accommodate you by. reading
quietly to the children, your.
staff made it imposiible for
- the reader-to be heard, When

‘the mother raised her’ voice |,

the slightest bit, ‘she) was

insulted and told to be more.

quiet. . The : children * were
termed. “unruly!” and | ‘‘an-
manageable,”’ which is not~

only .uritrue but.a. complete ©
reflection - of this:: dock. of

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“Up ‘ putiiatier

, J. Austatant Publisher ‘Rex Weylor
* Adltor | a “Shane McCune .

oe ue Photographer 7 Ellaworth Dickson .
moe Advertising Manager’ Bob Graham |
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group to.

‘years I considered the little

-hedgehog to_ be unfit for.

anything - except - catching |
mice, but. now it turns out
he’s years ahead of his time ©
in fashion. design.

Dainty. eater: that, ‘he: is,
every article in his wardrobe
has been saturated with food -

‘odors for'as long: as I can

recall. We used to:call him.
Grab-bag; © ‘because : .every”

. time ‘you, picked him up you

gota surprise. —

af ‘: e

. Editor. Shane McCune has.
finally mustered - enough.

News staffers’ ‘inconsiderate’
- for the other |

- complete its tour, This is

impossible for a. five-year-old

‘ "to! do. Sitting like a ‘robot.

doés not constitute a learning |

understanding. of the: “daa.

-ren in. general. . Such ‘rude: —

ness. was. truly’ ‘difficalt: tor
accept. ee

We: would suggest ‘that if.
you feel you cannot .accomm-
odate groups of children |

. whose develo opment prohibits .

sitting completely quiet for |

‘long periods of ‘time,. you |.

‘Should not offer to provide ..
such groups with. ee of
- your establishment. °.

(Mrs.) B. Kraigsley.”

‘Upper Lynn Elementary
“School

‘Dear. Mts, Kraigsley .

lam reprinting your letter.
_ because I feel it is important -

“peter Speck os

Yvonne Chapman, Carolyn Colacloughi, Helon. |
“Diokoy, Linda Douglas,’ Paula’:Ford,” Linda
_ Groon, Wendy Green, Card! Hassan, Barbara
‘Haywood, Flandy - Hilthouse, Bornie Hilliard,
feannle Johneon, ':
"Keen, Miko- Keen, Botoy Kaight, Joyce-Lawry, :
Marna. ‘Lelren, ™:
McCrae, Jessie Marke, J

Terry ‘dotingon, Barbara ”

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Madaleine ‘Leroy, .
Nl Pless;; Maureen |

-] .. Roach, Mansoor :Stivil,: Lelgh Anne Slym, '
'. Sylvia Sorensen, Fiona Btowart, Bam Stewart,
Alan’ Twigg,. Claire. Vandal, Kate: ‘Wallace, ;

oo fae : Cc.’ & ‘2nd largest weekly newepaper .

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/Watch this spacey: folks. ee

‘our ‘needs’ and abilities.

‘using my telephoto lens to

.,capture the muscular moun- _

. tains of water as. they rolled
. in. I managed some tremen-
‘dous ‘shots of .the -huge
_ breakers snapping off at the
with. spray blowing off
* them like fog and the
thunder filling my ears.

I shot flowers and coconut |
palms, sunsets and sunrises,
birds, -buildings, - people

waiting for taxis and -air-

planes. I even took a picture’
of a papaya, | radiating * @.

_ golden: yellow glow on.-the ©

-kitchen' table. Then I ate :
‘it—the papaya, ‘that i is. . _

~

What’ s ‘the point of ‘all
this? I really don’t: know. I:

lessons—a useful pastime for |.

any journalist in a. waterfront.”
community.

Returning from’ his second -
‘lesson at William
Pool, he announced’ proudly”

that he- was already swimm- |°

ing faster than : any other man ..
inhis class. It was only after
considerable prodding - ‘that.
he admitted that there is only. -

“one other. man. in the Stass, ot

“McCune | is. “still on. the: 2 aa
“aowny. side of 25; while the ee

“other gentleman in question ©
‘isa spry, lad of more than 70 ©
years.

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Wer is “out. that. the 2
”. president of a car: dealership

on Marine” Drive* “just” “‘res-*
- igned*-:-sutddenly: " after: -“a:
dispute. with «head .. office.

hink it is also significant that -
yours-is the first: complaint —

we have had from. the dozens

“of. school. tours" we have

“conducted... ‘since; last Sep-:

‘tember, ‘Did’ you. know | we:
_ show more’ than-S00‘children |
“a year through our facilities?

‘Yours is‘also: the first tour

which’ has been a source of

“complaint from: our. staffers,

and in view .of: the shorges,
-you make, I feel'T should: set
the record. straight. moe

» Your group of 50. children

“was'one_ of the largest we .

have accommodated, and we:
‘Split it into four’. ‘groups—two"
each on two ‘days. The first .
‘group was shown through’
‘without any trouble. ‘While’ :
they were waiting, «the .

supervisor (read. a story. to :

‘them, and the children sat. in.
our | teception; area and
iene quietly, .more Or.
ess.

_ While , thie. ‘second group
“was. ‘waiting; | however, the
“adult: in’ charge kept. them
occupied... with:

‘or 13 -youngstérs’ ‘were:
“shouting ‘out, the names ‘of :
“animals in response’. to’

‘questions from. the‘adult,
‘Your. staff: thereby. made jt —

‘impossible. for our. recente
“ist to, hear: hetaelf think, let.
alone ‘answer the phone. The.

‘commotion slinilatly., disrup-
| ted our clisalfied: ‘advertising r

department, ven Bernice.
Hilliard, who ts in’ ‘charge of
‘out. tours. asked the super-

vising teacher.to ensure that

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‘survived-enough to”

And Te certainly won n't. .
- forget that morning that .I .
watched the sun come up, |.
-even if I-don’t have a single —
* slide ‘from there.
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- where “with -greatér:. ‘perm-.- :
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