The first thing we do, Let's kill all the lawyers, ~— Dick, a soldier in Shakespeare s Henry Vi, Part 2 DICK WAS a little extreme, but lawyers can be tricky artists. As another man of that profession said long ago, “I have been a good lawyer. I have often made right wrong and wrong right. ” Your scribe was reminded of that sort of thing. when he read a report in /mmtigration, a news Sheet put out by the Immigration ‘Association of Canada, which is ‘eritical-of Ottawa's immigration Mess. The article was-written by Bob Reguly, a newspaperman who cov- “ered a Canadian Bar Association of “Ontario meeting attended by about 80 immigration lawyezs, half of ' whom were visible minorities. They were there, apparently, to * get dround'the rules and regula- tions. such as they are.’And the subject of the. symposium was “Paper Routes to Canada." “Immigration has. of course become an industry in which a lot ' of people make a lot-of money and no one makes more than the legal Doug Collins on the EN other hand | ; ' : profession, which in matters of immigration.is funded by legal aid. And there are 400. immigration lawyers in Ontario alone. They area powerful lobby. ‘Two black thugs were charged with the. murder of a woman in a Toronto restaurant. Both had been ordered deported years back but were still here, © + Public opinion was nol ‘amused 7 ‘so Ottawa said it would remove the | right ‘of the Immigration and Refugee Board to grant, delays in sending criminals out of the coun- try.” oe sy “Enter. the Refugee Lawyers ' Association, which got the feds to pone : _ H 4 Get the the otlonient. #508, Ka pilano 100 Building you deserve. ‘1100 Park Royal, West Van...’ Jake Adveatege Of NORTH, VANCOUVER | - 2035 Lonsdale : The Phatography erent Aap Yabo St “mea C4 10M a edieget 1.195 Ff “Wa es tecomewred et mera nye ; dle © WAULIDATS North Vancouver ae ‘ “Canimpean Cause a 198.0 1325 Marine Dr. “for. mini which are ¢ the system. 987-3955 | change ‘their minds. Su the IRB wilh continue to hear appeals in such gases. The only exceptions would be where the minisier dred a pezson to be a danger to the public. Dow hold your breath waiting Immigration Minister Sergio Marchi to be tough, though, As Art Hanger of the Reform Party. has pointed out, crooks get past his screen al the Gime by means of fal permits, the ed every. year on “humanitarian grounds.” ete: There are many ways of beating Has a “refugee” destroyed his passport? Encourage him to get a legitimate one from a relative in his home town, the Meeting was advised. Have some “refugees” told one story at the airport and another (o their lawyers? “Blame what they said at the airport on jet lag.” Has a-client run out of tactics to ands of yers delay deportation? Make an appeal to an international body. Oudawa always backs down while such a case is under review Gand such reviews take along timed. And after atlappests in Canaadia have been denied, another one could he made tothe UN, Humin Rights Commitee, ALLEGING (ny emphasis) a violation of the falernational Cavenant on Civil and Political Rights, 0 Or it could fe ALLEGED (ny emphasis: againg that he would be subject to torture in his homeland, That one worked in the case of a Pakistani. Another route, Reguly reported Barbara Jackman as saying, was to seek. publicity: he minister is very attuned to publicity. I doubt if he makes a decision without tatk- ing: to his press secretary. AS it : result, fie doesn" t make many deci- “sions.” She might have added, but didn’t, that our media are suckers emphasis.) for any hard luck refugee story. The chaianan oof the Associilion’s immigeation seedon wits reported ‘as saying that while: independent immigrants need to jump the 70-point hurdle. an “entrepreneur” needs. only’ 25 points, “He anly. aceds to be breathing." . Mendel Cireen, described by Regaly as “a proneering luminary inthe craft ot himigration lawyer- ing” insteacted the gathering on hw to get around rules that. give Canadians priority in the job nut- ‘Green is also big, apparentiy, on: “papering the immigration depart- ment to death, You must always become CREATIVE writers,” * (My There was laughter, wrote. Reguly, when Green said that in'w court of law you must always tell’ the. truth, the whole-truth and notii-, ing but the truth: “In immigration, ' Htell the: truth." ~ we Ha ha! ; a What wasn't pointed out--was that if we got rid of legal aid, half.’ of Canada's imsnigration problems would disappear overnight. Hei b é Ruth Spencer like their deck and view ove} looking the park because it feels’a lot like the bome they lived in for 38 years.’ A move to Ridge. Park Gardens can be this easy for you. too. Baro. 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