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“His last words before the meteor hit
were, ‘Life can be so unpredictable!”

Sunday, December 20, 1992 - North Shore News - 43

HOROSCOPES

Guide us to thy
perfect light

SING ALONG. C'mon!
Why not? Gocd for the
“‘olde soul.”

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me a par-
iridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of
Christmas, my true love sent to
me two turtle doves and ... (no
less than) three french hens; four
calling birds; five golden rings; six
geese a-laying; seven swans a-
swimming; eight maids a-milking;
nine ladies dancing; 10 lords a-
leaping; 1) pipers piping; 12
drummers drumming...

There are 12 days of Christmas,
12 zodiacal signs, 12 houses (many
mansions), and how many disci-
ples...?

“We Three Kings Of Orient’’
were astrologers. I refer to them,
outrageously, as “‘the three wise
guys.”’ They knew what was up.

It has been thoroughly resear-
ched. Venus was conjunct Jupiter
at the time (and much eise!).

We three kings of Orient are ...
bearing gifts, we traverse afar.
Field and fountain, moor and
mountain, following yonder star.

Chorus: O star of wonder, star
of night, star with royal beauty
bright, westward leading, - still
proceeding, guide us to thy perfect
light.

Born a king on Bethlehem’s
plain; Gold I bring, to crown Him
again; King forever, ceasing never, .
over us all to reign. ,

_Frankincense to offer have I,
incense owns a deity nigh. . Prayer
and praising all man raising, wor-
ship Him, God most high.

Myrrh is mine, its bitter per-
fume breathes a life of gathering
gloom; Sorrowing, sighing,.
bleeding, dying, sealed in the
stone-cold tomb.

Glorious now behold Him arise,
king and God and_ sacrifice;
Alleluia, alletuia,’ Earth to the
heav’ns replies. :

Much frankincense and myrrh;
supplied by a place. now called
Somalia, which we are certainly
learning more about these days.

1 have never -flat-out admitted
this publicly, but I have always
prayed for intervention. and pro-
tection by divine providence in the
name of Jesus (Yeshu) Christ.

1 know, from experience, that
one way or the other (as you who
pray well know), our most sincere,
heartfelt prayers (not ‘‘petitions’’)
are always answered.

I wish you all a very Merry
Christmas! Hope springs eternal.
Our relevant dreams need never
die.

All love, all one, Robert.

Dec. 20-26, 1992

ARIES (March 21-April 20)

_ Sunday, Aries, superb. Monday,
you're in the holiday mood. Tuesday, good
news about work or career. New job? Wed-
nesday, you meet a Capricorn. Thursday, 2
delightful Christmas eve. A morning quarrel
on Christmas Day, perhaps. Will pass. You
could party, Saturday evening.

s TAURUS (April 21-May 21)

You feel warmth and affection,
Sunday, Taurus. Integrity challenged, Mon-
day. Make Tuesday your day. Wednesday,
be flexible. Pians change. Thursday, a quiet
family evening is best. A special secret be-
tween you and mate, Fiiday. Saturday,
you've had enough festivities. Create some
quict time.

TE Gemini ontay 22-June 20)
~, There's fun to be had, Sunday,
Gemini. Monday, you endure a “‘lecture.
You need to move on creative holiday ideas,
Tuesday. Wednesday, very busy. Expect the
unexpected, Thursday. Friday, a grand time,
Merry Christmas! Get outdoors Saturday.

Robert
Aiken

HIEAVENS ABOVE

& CANCER (June 22-Juty 23)

w= There can be more peace in the
family. Creative compromise may be called
for, Cancer. Monday, nerves on edge.
Tuesday, an upcoming job change of some
concern. Mid-week, your mood is artistic.
Some temperament, Christmas Day. Passes
quickly. Less pressure, Saturday.

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)

You move about: like the wind,
Sunday, Leo. Your mind wanders, Monday.
Tuesday, a romantic evening? Up to you.
New moon, Wednesday. Busy. Thursday,
give of yourself, Friday, a surprise visit
from an old friend. Saturday, consider. all
the upcoming changes. Horizons, soon to
x

VIRGO (Aug, 24-Sept. 23)

You're . finding 2 ‘new inner
strength, Virgo. Eariy week, ignore someone
else’s - negative attitude. Discipline . easy,
Wednesday. Thursday, spend evening with
loved ones. A slight glitch, Friday a.m.
Doesn't last.-Merry Christmas! Saturday,
someone is unreasonable. - This, too, shalt

“le LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oet. 23)

Your partner, Sunday, criticizes the
money going out. Early week, serious
business. Curiosity could spell trouble,
Wednesday. Catch the spirit, Thursday.
Christmas, for you, could be wonderful.
People like your ideas, Saturday.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22)

# Love life could improve, Sunday,
Scorpio. Monday, people lke your latest
scheme. Tuesday, excited. You make an
important choice, Wednesday. Consider the
meaning of Christmas, Thursday. A happy
Christmas is yours, Friday. Steer clear of
local squabble, Saturday.

Fi SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dee. 21)

You are somehow wiser, Sunday.
You find bargains, Monday. Tuesday, sur-
rounded’ by people. Wear deep purple,
Wednesday. Slow down, Thursday. A step
at a time. Energy low, Friday. You can still
have fun. Relax, Saturday.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Fan. 20)

r Sunday would be good for a y,
Capricorn. A holiday guest may cancel, ear-
ly week. Wednesday, you consider some-
thing extravagant. A possible argument,
Thursday. Friday, magical, thanks to Nep-
tune. A family disagreement, Saturday.

Aan AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)

Sundey could be perfect, Aquarius.
More practical, Monday. Attitude light-
hearted, Tuesday. Wednesday, a hunch. It
turns out accurate. You consider abandon-
ing tcaditionalt Christmas Eve events,
Thursday. Celebrate in your own way, Fri-
day. Saturday, a picasant glow.

s€ PISCES (Feb. W-Mureh 20) t

. Sunday, Pisces, nurture yourself.
Friendships accented, Monday. Consider the
meaning of Christmas, Tuesday. Creativity
enhanced, Wednesday, Much to do, Thurs-
day. You've been procrastinating. Let the
kids out, Friday. You'll love it. Saturday,
the feast continues.

Robert Aiken is an_ interna-
tionally known astrologer/
metaphysician, therapeutic
counsellor and workshop leader of
30 years’ experience. He offers
in-depth, substantive astrological
readings as well as empowering
therapeutic counselling sessions.
Contact Carole: 929-4049,

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