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WANNA KNOW who Pm rooting for in the Democratic politics there is no such thing as ;
Party nomination race in the U.S.? 1 thought not. But 1° friendship. Only | interests. So it s 0 Ss ;
tell you anyway. It’s Jesse Jackson, the parson with the didn't make st into the cakinet in J. (Save our shores) Ree
loose tip. | a Jackson administration. a OTWE FRONT IS ROT OVER? = | | LROM THT SASKATCHEWAN PAVILION
- | know. Life is full of surprises.. ‘They would all be on the dole. He may be a Black Muslisn, and We need your yl
But as Denny Boyd would tell Black hippies and clergymen he may have called Hitler a great oa y i
|}. you, 1 am full of the milk of "would reign in the Pentagon, man, and he may have calied =< : continued support : : BREAKFAST, LUNCH &
_ human kindness when U'm not be- © Halleluja! Judaism ‘‘a dirty religion,’’ but «| ff Please send contributions Bj! DINNER, '
ing ‘“‘slobberingly self-serving.’ So Whites in that establishment | — politicians have their prioritics. . [B — cfo_D. Barron, Accounting : van
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Doug’s going to jump. sent to fight against South Africa. black supremacy. And why not? N.Van., V7G 1A2 ; 922-1123
Jesse's my man, all right. He Which would make a lot of our Isn't that what so many loony F :
4. may be a charter member of the politicians happy. For let us‘not lefters of all shades want? And
loony left, but so what? The loony forget that Ficld Marshal Don didn’t the black lady in New York
left runs Canada, and it’s about =~ Blenkarn, the Tory MP, Wanted a say it was time America had ‘ : ; 4
‘ time the us. was exposed to it. “pinces-movement™ against that. something like that, whites having
‘| Why should we be the only ones country, pushing down, froin made such a mess of things these BANKER
- to suffer? Think what a President Marxist Movambique , and Angola. past 300 years? PERSONAL UPTCY... :
Jesse Jackson could do for the - Blenk and Jesse would set up a Why shouldn't the U.S. practise fequiros professional al hol eo ou, bookie! ‘
\ U.S! . special relationshi between : what so many senators and con- - copy. of our or ‘
‘| CE rs p . a nate gressmen preach for South Africa?

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[, n the U.S. there are more blacks than is encouraging to eee the US.

ews, and Jesse couid still pull a rabbit out madia being so keen on Jesse.
He may be a confirmed liar,

: uf the hat. God is on his side, don’ t and he may have claimed falsely
5 that his shirt was stained with the

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when Kirig was killed, but it has “1 [yf « ae BARK & FLY
i'He could visit the Ayatollah, Canada ‘ind the U.S. and i40 be admitted that black liars are “ i
ibs that crazy oid sod on both ° everyone would live happily cver. .. no worse than white liars. Besides, |} —§ sO
cheeks in the interests of peace, _ after, They wouldn’t even have to a litle saint's blood, even of the ' per day
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confess to. American ‘‘war- .. sing “When Irish Eyes Are Smil- \ phony sort, is nothing new in °
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. he.couldn’t refuse -- like American It is ap rent, of course, that Jesting Jesse for president, is " (next to Segal Furniture) vt
wa ships to help protect fran from wal man's inbitions to nest in the. heeds What the White House . |
international predators such as the ‘White House (which he may con-"' nceds is a professional clown, ~— |
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jot too long ago, for instan "suffered a couple of small set-. faced it lo these many years, J
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shouted ‘Long Live Fidel . ed it). This in spite of having - sy Were’ you mystified by my, d ; _
Trudeau ‘did iv ‘first, of - . made a big pitch for the sodamite reference to Mr. Boyd? After my
vote there. ' reasonable essay on Rafe Mair, he
Not to worry, though, In the complained that a ‘‘slobberingly | ay : . : _— 4h
aii he. U.S. there are more blacks than self-serving suburban newspaper 1 ; ‘ . We are open for” :
Spates q ay : Jews, and Jesse could still pull a columnist" had “brutally gutted’’ ; J ; - Mother's Day/
rabbit out of the hat. God is on poor Rafe. am ‘ o y/ :
Sandinistas in’ | “his side, don’t forget. “Don't be so shy, Denny Drivel. i Branch and Dinner
lain it is, anyway, ‘Wis true that Jesse and his old. | The name is Collins and the paper. & . 2
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