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to how a feller figgored wot Wr

each of them @ G

boncars, yoridolas, tank-care 4

and flat-vars welghed .. an

est how tmueh B hres big e66e@

ountaln engines cud pulll

Yeres an yeres ago, won the world wus young,
and so wus I, the C.P.R. fired me, Such is the the . hell

Innocence of youth that this startin’ revelashun
diden’t hit me till t’uther nite, So, fer forty yores, I
jost sorta figgered this nice old feller wot wus
station agent at Field, B.C, took me fer a quiet
walk up an down the station platform, talkin’ sorta
qulet like that my talents wud work a helluva lot
better sumwheres alve... preferably where the big
Mountain locomotives didn’t snort an bellow up

Well, sir, the Lovomotive
Foreman at the roundhouse
had a daughter, Sho wus silm
as a willow an she had eyes
-ilke a yeariing fawn ... an we

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dna taed

the Big Hill outta Flold an thru the Rockies,

Wot brung this up frum
my subconshuss was the wife
cussin’ and hollorin’ ¢’uther
nite wen 1 cum home, beeus
sho ses anuthor relative cum
out frum the woodwork an
she can't set up a spare bed
In the rumpus roum, J ants
why? an she ses, GO
LOOKI,,, wich | did. She

— phur as hell ain't kiddin’!

Thore is three ruptured
TV's on the floor with thelr
innards leakin’ all over the
carpet, It looks like they Is
givin’ birth, becus there is
umbilical vords runnin’
arount, connected to gismos
iike a Dual Traco Oxselllos-

| about a mile up the Bly Hill, E W thes (olnce i959) fF
cope an & Regulated Power 1 {a cloud of steam, cinders, } . | ) a
Supply an a fwoap Goneris an hogheads’ cussin’ a blue F TH VAN en
tor, There is iittel iites streak .., about an hour} ane E
filckerin’ an the Oscilloscope tbofore the agont an mer : ee.
has 4 orovy iittel worm walked up sn down the) | ;
Hg-naggin acrout the screen atation platform in the warm | :
an the thought sorts cuin to : September sun, talkin’ about 4 Le
me that it wud shur as hell bo By Bill Clark this ‘an that, . &

interestin’ to plu
things inte one of the wife's
dingbat relatives, jest ta see
wot made thom tick

QUIT CUSSIN!

Anyways, won the evenin
settied down peaceful an the
wife quit cussin’, the old
subconshuss startid workin’
and | thunk about The Kid;

as | don't tangle
Tho Good Lord 1, an the halt about a mile cast of the sumthin’ wich tales coat at }
the Bip Hin tmake Kup Field yard-limity, whilst ong ond an snorts steam af |

¥'seo, The Kid is up to his
eyeballs in computers, He
instals thom and fixes them
won they go belly-up, He

them -

It sorts cum to me that
forty yeres age it wud have
shut as hell been a help to
hovk @ frolght train together
an run her over a welgh-
svale, s0’s cavh boxcar or
tank-car or wotever wud
program its weight Inte a
vomputer,

hack porch

That way i wudn’t have
been fired for
an ninety-car freight

wudn't have cum to a doad

three big Mountali ongines
snorted an bellsred an got
nowhore ., an three hag:
heads cussed the kid wot pit
the train together! '

ty yores Ago 41,

 ¢ldy

eae

‘sehue

wus goln’ fer a walk afters

got out, at fourp
o'vlovk, T took that danged
reat stack of waybilis an if
gyered her out real slinplel &

“She Loves Mo, She Loves f
Me Not! Site Loves Meu.” £

I put about twenty-fived
boxears at the head end and IE
worked her back thru gondo- 7
las an tank-vars ati flat cars Ow ee
tll Thad Ninety ... an jest top
her up, 1 flang on aff
caboose so's the Conductors
wud have a place to sleep, F

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Like | sed, she oxpired

Woll, sit, the hogheads an a ee ee
the fireman and the conduc, Sas re eee
tor is long gone - an ispose ha, é
the Agent is stil shuffiln’ _
waybills up in the Fields, 4

The C.P.R. is a forgivin’
outfit and I'm still with ‘om
aftor forty yores, jost so long :

with |

cinders at t’uther,

There's a cupple 5700's an 5
a big 5900 Mountain engine |
wich are prob'ly holdin’ up 4

ety
ate

hed i Coa vnputore naa ROUNDHOUSE Miva shar ‘tall ike — ‘ — ~~
ad a few computers handy . But i'd shur as he to . ey tae

about the Sixth Day, He oud know wot happened to the ee ae Everything

have done sum trubbel- Y'soo, there wus sum girl with the lovely eyes: a!

shootin’ to get the bugs out myatiout rolashun betwixt a

of a weiom that's sorte
Grivin’ foike nuts today,

Gas-and-go drivers

“The B.C, Automobile
Association fas oxprossed
convern about the growing

number of var owners who

pump thelr own gas, but
neglect routine maintenance,

It's apparent that baste
torvige vhocks unve per.
formed ut corner service
stations are sipping the
minds of muny paw pune
do-bt-yoursolfern,”” wuld bil
MoKinley, BCAA President,
“Duy aftey day, muturists are
pulling Into gas-only stations
and self-serve lanes fur fuel,

‘stack of waybills a foot highs

on ungnewored question as

ing out actually vost more in
the long rut,’

McKinley explained thut
én ongine in need of olf runs
hotter, contributing to unt
ceonnury Wear and tear to
vitwl purty, A buttery in need

water fia» fuss starting
puwur and w shortened iife,

A loons or frayed fan belt
or hose can feud to engine
overheating, And
aye in reduced with under.
influted tres, not to mention
Uneven treud wour and
reduced tire, iife, :

Grivers to pull
‘full-service station for yas at

as mile. ’

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to know fe
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THE LOCOMOTIVE |
FOREMAN'S DAUGHTER!

The auto club urges §

into a

least one a month, asking the
attendant to check and
correct the following: ,
of and coolant tevely
buttery (for levels,
Odbies, corrosion)
wetives (for cuts, bruises,
alt prosuiro, (rend)
ahosds and bette (for |
tension and damaye)
wetvansmission, brake == |
and power steering
fhuid levoly

Ask Susan Pletsch, well-Anow |
hor and

aust Ox , about sew!
Ultrasusde', the fabric used by”
fashion's top nere, She'll show

windshield wipers (if ; Parstebdid
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Unuxpoute. ruukdown sq? 4 ———
drop," youtlnd car maintenance cn M's @ simple matter of

The motor club officlul
pointed out that such neglest
can feud to more frequent
breakdowns or serious eng:
ine trouble,
“OL course, the corins
deserves tu save money on a
gallon of gus whan popelbte,
ut many muy find that
conmant gasonly patroniz

Aebt dd Ld vet
' re ee ee

save gasoline by keupliy the
ongine running smouthly,’’
the BCAA president suid,

“Hepairs ave wspunsive
and 40 (6 gasoline,

pennies a in orint iv waving

onhnune f
engine ‘a wantin fuel, And 4
Sonenttal separ bill will more
than wipe out ¢

ings,’ ‘

‘ ‘

sav,

yevontive maintenunue,” Vanoouves, 2600 Gi |
explained McKinley, “11 cae Tues, Sept, 28: aA. a 1h
owners would wea ot it that Wed, Sept. 20; 9: )
those checks are made just Le rv)

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