© Mzemp and Smoot in Something Else’ with Zug at the Vancouver East Cultural Centre to March 4 at 8 p.m. Tickets: 289-331). Martin Millerchip Curtain Call mmtllerchip@nsnews.com IT was probably the oddball character Kramer on Seinfeld who most recently made papular a “fear™ of clowns. But I was astonished to discover a number of Web Sites (wgeociues.com / Colosseum /2430/clown is one) devoted to the very same issue While doing a fittle research on clowning in gen- eral. Apparently there are quite a few folks out there who have been badly fright- ened as children by leering men with huge mouths, big bulbous noses and shoes so biz they could squash vou and your sister undertoot with one step. Writer Stephen King may be partly responsible for this mod- ern phobia. King you may recall created Pennywise, the dancing clown in Jf who dismembered a child playing in a rain: filled gut- ter after a spring shower. Or maybe King was just tapping into what already existed in our fearful collective unconscious, just like the makers of such movies as Poirergeist (1982) or Clownhesse (1988) also did. Some of the earliest clowns we know about were secondary characters in Greek farces and mime. ‘They w -headed and wore padded costumes to appear larger than life. They imi- tated the actions of serious characters and threw nuts at the audience. The Roman version of the Greek clown often wore a pointed fat and a patchwork colourful robe and was probably the originator of Arlecchino (Harlequin) in 16th century com- media @eVarte. English clowns developed a litte differently, deriving from the “Vice” character of medieval mystery plays — a prankster who could sometimes deceive the Devil. The whiteface of the clown is thought to have developed with Pierrot, a commedia-inspired French character who was originally the fool for Harlequin but later became sentimental- ized, originating the concepr of the melancholy clown. The first of the true circus clowns was the famous Joseph Grimaldi who first appeared in England in 1805, originating the role of “Joey,” who specialized in classic physical wicks and tum- bling. Some fifty years later “Auguste” began to appear in baggy clothes and a white face to mess up Joey’s tricks. The third in Bridge book wins award LIONS Gate (Talon Books, $34.95) has landed authors Lilia D’Acres and Donald Luxton Vancouver’s Heritage Award of Honorr. Vancouver Mayor Philip Owen presented the award during ceremonies on Heritage Day, Feb, 21. Also last month, the book was awarded the West Vancouver Heritage Achievement Award. D’Acres, a North Shore resident, and Luxton, who is founding director of the Heritage Vancouver Society, were praised for their con- tributions to Vancouver heritage. In their tribute to the First Narrows landmark, the authors set out to reveal the stories behind the building of the bridge. Friday, March 3. 2000 —- North Shore News - 25 = is Cathart G photo Gary Mulcahey OH dear, Flopsy bunny appears to have ieft something behind in magician Mump’s hat. The twisted but hifar- ious duc of Mump (Michael Kennard, left} and Smoot (John Turner) are at the Cultch for two more shows. the modern clown’s “rule of three” was, originally, the overlord or ringmaster. Toronto clowns Mump and Smoot in Something Eb (Fringe-goers will remember the smash hit Something when it first toured here some ten years ago) do nothing more than cre- ate an elaborate pantomime for the Joey (Mump) and his Auguste (Smoot) to cope with the mayhem unleashed by the overlord (Zug). But what a pantomime it is! You have probably seen comic (faulty) magic tricks, fake cooking and black light ballets before. But when they happen to SBXPRESS Lec i Monday — Friday 2 RAAMESTES «rR YOUR NMEXT EXPRESS Bthe b Correction Notice in our B2-1 Home Style flyer, the Chelsea dinnerware & glassware on page 2 will be late - rainchecks will be available at the store. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused ee) CDs ees i+ ‘ t BGS IRS < ie Ss FREE the duo from Unimo it is all fresh again — as if we are seeing for the first time with che eyes of the child buried inside us all. The talented Michael Kennard (Mump) and John Turner, (Smoot) under the direction of long-time collaborator Karen Hines, know we want to believe in magic, know we can be scared by a devil, know we can be charmed by kindness. Their knowledge is as old as the craft they practise and as true as any religion because it is based on human observation. Go to one of the two final shows and see for yourself. The enjoyment is cathartic. Come into the nearest full service White Spot and cry our Express Lunch. We promise delivery in 10 minutes or your next Express Lunch is free* Monday to Friday [lam - 4pm, you can enjoy selected Express Lunch items like our Salmon Burger. Original Double Burger Platter, Soup & Sandwich, Shrimp Sandwich and 2 pe. Fish & Chips tor only Promotio 5: hegins March 6 Cr Va ey