8 - Wednesday, April 24, 1985 - North Shore News

Contests give Collins a chuckle

Wa AT ANKIND (if |
-May use ‘that
word without

* being hauled before the
press council for being

started caber tossing after
the English started tossing
them around at Culloden
and such places. Anyway, in
a mad world there’s little
point in having sensible con-

tests. Thus The Contest
Book shows us that there are
such things as worm-eating
contests, chicken-flying con-
tests, and diaper derbies.
Canada rates two men-

because it is taken so
seriously and the bathtubs
aren't bathtubs any. more.
The belly-flop ccntest, on

tions in the book: the
bathtub race and the belly-
flop contest. 1 like the se-
cond, but the first bores me

the other hand, makes a big
splash and we get to see guys

sexist) is always trying
to alleviate its unhappy
lot by laughing. Tali :
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