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eight thousand miles away.

‘The: ‘policeman turns out
to bea friend in the RCMP. I
relax. -

“How're your sisters?”

“Awfal!”

“WHAT'S WRONG?”
It turns out that one sister

“porrowed” her bike and the

other belted her for caves-
dropping on a romantic
interlude.

By the time a Mother
finishes a conversation like
this, she’s a candidate for the
nearest bar, and = three
medicinal doses of nature’s
oldest tranquilizer.

PAYING FOR
YOUR CALLS:.

Some countries refuse to
let you reverse the charges.
I've run into this fairly often
in. South America. It is.

passport

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while you wail
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Eee 988-9813
926-0421

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the charges but if

"the ‘whole. thing looks fishy,
.pay., THEN, and. get a

receipt.

Make‘: sure the receipt is

special disc system: -. no 7

tickee, no phonee. England’s
system of coin ops have led
me to a terminal case of
fury. Spain works on the
“Manana” system, ¢x-
plaining that nothing is so
important that it must’. be
concluded today. This leads
one to wonder about their
birth rate.

If you are staying in the
Hilton or the | Sheraton,
you'll have no problems. If,

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Before you leave home,
tape a pen and paper to your
telephone so that “Sleepy
Sam” otherwise known: as
husband or father, can write.
down anything important -
such as where to send the
money.

“Use a timer. Get a friend

to stand over you and count |

the seconds - leaving you 30
at the last minute to say all

~ those “I love you’s and I miss

you’s and take out. the
garbage.”

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‘I called our telephone. -
company for information for «

placing calls from overseas
to Canada. I received a short
letter from Brian Townsley;
Director, Information
Services, Public Relations,
680 Ouest, Rue Sherbrooke,
Montreal, H3A 2S4, It didn’t

tell me a thing I wanted to
know except how to apply
for a telephone credit card.

Wouldn't I have fun trying to :
explain that to Conchita, |

desk célerk at
Humbte House?

Senors’

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