More quotable quotes AS PROMISE more quotes from 1991 to help you into the new vear. One thing Nancy Reagan’ hairdressers Know for sure is that she'd never have a nooner with anyone. She'd never mess up her hair in the middle of the Robin Weir, White House on Kitty Kelly's claim Nan fun and games with singer Frank Sinatra at lunch-time. J hope the nexe time she is crossing the street, four blind guys come along driving cars. Sinatra's wish for Kelly. You might as well talk to your pet parrot. Dr. Frank Sullowsy, professor of science Freudian couch analy This is all very reminis Nazi Germany. Bitl Vander Zalm: on the fuss following the disclosure that he had tuken a $20,000 payment from that Taiwanese gent. J's like two bald guys fighting for x comb, Man in Quebec, on the constitutional arguments; in TY interview, There's never any trouble around here. Just this clown who Keeps coming around shooting. Surrey cab-driver Ron Burgic, on an East Indian who had shot someone, J called it Radio frag. [don't know why we didn't ship it to Baghdad, Both countries would have been ahead. Professor John Crispo on the CBC and its coverage of the Gulf War. Does she really want to go down in history as the patron saint of sodomy? British colum- nist Jolin Junar; on the Princess of Wales's fascination with AIDS patients, Leader of what? Former finance ‘minister Mel Couvelier after being usked before the election whether he wanted to be ieader (of the Social Credit party). Get them jailed or get them Killed, U.S. feminist Andrea Dworkin; on how to deal with men accused of violence; to a na- tional assembly of Canadian fems in Banff heavily sprinkled with lesbians; proving once again that ae =Program targets ski thefts WEST VANCOUVER Police will be at Cypress Bowl this month to help make ski equipment less desirable to thieves. The Ski Watch program hits the slopes Jan, 10-12 and Jan. 17-19. Police will be -marking ski equipment with driver's license numbers, making the goods readi- ly identifiable in the event of theft. Last year police marked ap- proximately 650 pieces of ski equipment and noted a- marked decrease in ski equipment theft at Cypress. To the end of December, police say that about 25 skis and snowboards had_ been reported stolen at Cypress. Police will be providing the ser- vice at the cafeteria near the downhill skiing area. Doug Collins ON THE OTHER HAND ; hate is OK provided you are on the Left. President Reagan didn't always know what he knew. Col. Oliver North; on whether Ronald Reagun was aware of tne Contra arms scandal. When 1 order abandon ship, it dovsna't mauer what time Tf leave, Capt. Yiannis Avranas, among the first to leave his sinking Greek crulse ship; the 570 passengers were rescued by the South African Air Force. We would not dure to walk into Sikh temples blowing bagpipes and wearing army boots. Don Alton of the White Rock Legion, defending the decision not to allow turbans. You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on it long. Boris Yeltsin, President of the Russian Federation, forgetting that Stalin sat on his for 30 years, We ntiust now throw them a lifeline, Brian Mulroney; on the economic mess in the U.S.S.R.; not mentioning that we also need 8 lifeline. The anglophone has to get it through his skull that Quebec wants the right to say there will only be one language spoken in Quebec. Witliam Estey, former Oatario judge; unother poor in 1984, When we catite to 1 000 people weit to Canad. 200,000 said Unie being criticired very day. Why are hey not say- Tories are not Breau? teation Minister Bernard Valcourt: a Bay w hose skull i is too Trudeau his fathered ason, His name is Brian Mulroney. Editorial in the Glohe & Mail. es try to be a good role zipper, rubbing his genita and smashing car windows with a sledge hummer in a FV show, The whole thing's ridiculous. It's at real pig's head. Us eves have got colored lights flashing on and off, Robert Newton of Dun- darav Juying Grinch to butcher Peter Black's trce decorations at the Christmae Festival of Lights at Peppi's. never used drugs, never slept with anyone and never had a blood transtusion. 1 blame Dr, Acer (the dentist who gave ber Alt and every single one of you bastards, Kimberley Bergal Florida health officials; shartly before her death. didn’t enlist to go to war. Saifor on Canadian destroyer be- ing sent to the Gulf. Group supports men who want foreskins back, Headline in The Province. in our last issue we reported that the final per formance of Under Milkwood . ould take place st. But there isn'ta Wf islands newspaper 3 putting things fm absolutely ashamed of my government and outraged over its conduct. Calgary lawyer Don MacLeod, hlubbering over the ex- (tradition to the U.S, of his client, accused mass murderer Charles Neg. Impeach Mutroney? It can be done! Advertisement in the Globe & Mail. e Sussex} . Services J * NEW DIVISION * SPECIALIZING IN PENSION MAXIMIZATION TAX SHELTERING, R.R.LF's ANNUITIES AND MORTGAGE INSIJRANCE CLIVE KUFRITZ: N.S. 988-6344 VAN, 689-8831 HOME 985-5974 FRENCH LANGUAGE TRAINING Efficient up-to-date methods All levels - Adults and school students NEW TERM starting JANUARY 13th/92 Village Square suite 202, 1457 Marine Drive (above McDonald’s) Registration: Wednesday, Jan. 8th 6-7 p.m. & Saturday, Jan. 11th 10-12 noon Information: call our Head office 327-0201 | 23 YEARS | SERVING YOU ty “Joe. & Hel en would like ‘to wish evervone } NEWS photo Cindy Goodman A LONE walker enjoys a stroll along the beach at Ambleside -anuory D. 3 & Ath OT hursday, ‘riday & Sat urdaw ie | Verticals \% OFE On All Fabrics a : a Happy & Piospersus New Yea 7 _LONSDALE: vs ee 1441 Clude Ave, - West Vancouver AND BLINDS | 922- 1709.