Comic talents energize Green 1 rae Criminals In Love by George F. Walker. A Green Thumb Theatre production directed by Patrick McDonald at the Vancouver East Cultural Centre to Nov. 13. Res- ervations: 254-9578. Martin Millerchip THEATRE REVIEW HE CHOCOLATE bombe that was the centrepiece of the feed-a-starving-actor recep- tion on opening night seem- ed entirely appropriate. It was satisfyingly sweet, packed a wicked chocolate punch but was light enough that | still wanted more (despite the second helping). It survived untouched for an amazingly long time given that the prandial habits of the theatre community would shame a plague of locusts. ‘But, like Nicola Cavendish’s out- rageous Wineva, its siren song was just too powerful to be resisted _and it finally went to its digestive destiny as the first cautious kisses became aggressive knife swipes. - ' Green Thumb Theatre artistic director Patrick McDonald has assembled some of the best talents in town for this production of George F. Walker's Criminals In Love.. : Like the richly tempting choco- late borbe, one knew this cast would be good. It was merely a question of how satisfying the feast would be. ; Vincent Gale and Jennifer Cle- ment play a pair of teenaged lovers, Junior and Gail, who are cursed with the destiny implicit in their social station and the crimi- nal calling of Junior's dad, Henry. Junior, something of a helpless baby, would rather bury his head beneath Gail’s sweater than face up to the malevolent influence his father continues to exert, even while failed and waiting sentence as a possible chronic offender. Junior knows he has come from nowhere and expects to amount to nothing. He quit school in embar- rassment after his class watched - his father botch a bank raid: This self-fulfilling prophesy is fought by Gail and later by a lo- quacious dumpster-diver named William Vay Brazeau) with rotting intestines who, despite his back- 2. © 7) 3 ie confection NOT YOUR average nuclear family: David King, Jei Vincent Gale, Leslie Jones, Nicola Cavendish and: Jay. are the talented cast who concoct a sweetly funny, Criminals in Love tor Green Thumb Theatre. alley existence, fears a further fall - into an abyss of degradation. But Junior faces an immutable force. His father (David King) may be an incompetent thief who has never gotten more than 50 yards from the scenes of his crimes without being caught, but he re- tains his claim on Junior's life. A father and son is destiny, he tells Junior in a prison visit, ‘‘It’s not a relationship.” In fear of his own life Henry in- volves Junior with his brother, the droolingly evil Uncle Ritchie, whom we never meet, and Cavendish’s Aunt Wineva, whom we indelibly do. As Henry later rationalizes: “4t’s in the blood. You can’t fight a : This sense of inertia, of there being no real hope, is exemplified by Gail’s best friend, Sandy (Leslie Jones). Sandy has just made sure she can turn a hotel trick when we meet her. : She has given up her virginity to ensure that she will be capable of FREE COURTESY CARS QUALITY WORKMANSHIP PRECISION REPAIRS SATISFACTION GUARANTEED FREE ESTIMATES & 24HR_ INFORMATION : Don Taylo: CONSULTATION the act should the time‘come that she can’t get money’any other way. wat It was planned as a.one-time ex- perience, but we later meet her walking the streets —‘just in case she has to do that tool- + Sounds like this is pretty dark stuff, doesn’t it? | : Well, like dark checolate, there .is a lot of sugar in McDonald’s di- rection. , Gale, Clement and Jones pro- vide honest, even sweetly inno- cent perfomances. An amazing achievement given the actors’ ages. an Although their characters are threatened by their environment and genes, they remain untouched at present. Even Brazeau’s phitosophizing bum, William, has such an air i Thumb Theatre's Criminals in Love 44 Gale, Clement and Jones provide ‘honest, even sweetly innocent performances. 99 gentility to him that it is hard to believe that he really does smell. These spotless choices certainly set up a bunch of lambs for Aunt Wineva (always wins — get it?) to slaughter but move the production to a point where it can only be judged on its comedic terms. Here it succedes. Jones, King and Brazeau are all delightful in their deft handling of their.quirky characters. | Cavendish is a delicious parody of sex on the hoof, A cornucopia of bodily bonding. Her salacious domination of Junior's extended family is outra- geously funny. Not since The Ex- orcist have | laughed so hard at tongue-acting. But Walker’s play shifts. Wineva, as she sheds layers of her costume, reveals more of her truth. a = She.could be a revolutionary, she could be schizophrenic, but ultimately she is looking for. somewhere to lie down and rest. | felt | ought to have cared about her unhappiness at this point, but it was difficult to see her as the product of the same conditioning that threatens the other characters. Having created an impossibly outlandish Wineva, Cavendish. succeeds in making her work where others would surely fail. But having blown fife into the giant it was as if there was no breath left for vulnerability.” McDonald knew, I think, that Walker's politics would survive all of the comedy this talented cast could create. And certainly the message does. But the medium becomes more unreal as the characters become heightened. Kate King’s gritty set would have welcomed a bit of hamburger with the airy cake. EL NRE TON TSR? TACT aI Sue Coleman. Meet the Artist Creare | Canada has the first... 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