| L | But Sao Paulo is ‘squalid’ FROM PAGE 70 hours by bus from - Sao Paulo, to spend the day with some people Fd met a few years before in Argentine. We took a taxi to the bus station. So far, so good. Things began to get com- plicated when I disco'ered how big that station was. I cannot speak one wo:d of Portugese and believe me, people in Brazilian bus Stations can’t speak English. By sheer luck, Igot the right tickets and found the right bus. ; Handing the ‘tickets to the driver, we tried to get on board the bus. No way! The driver unleashed a torrent of Portugese - and the only word I understood was “NO!. I argued. He waved his hands and lyelled. I examined the tickets. They laoked OK to me. Then he inted at my daughter, again saying, “No”. Her ticket looked. OK, too. Then, realizing that he had to get going, he gave up and let us aboard. We got to San Jose right on schedule and our friends -” You pay very little fora whole lot more. AIR CANADA (@&) _our difficulty. Late that la OAPI RENAE TT = x woe met us. In the excitement of the officials. The law was greetings, I forgot all about designed to prevent kid- nappings. Can you imagine’ night, when waiting for the the problem-for that poor bus to take us back - lo and__ driver, faced with an irate behold € same driver. ~ Canadian without a pass and Right away, he flew into without the brains to know another torrent of Por- she needed one? He ex- tuguese - but this time to my plained to my friends that he Brazilian friends. They Started to laugh. Soon, all when he decided the kid three were nearly hysterical. looked enough like me to Finally, they stopped long pass. Besides, she had called enough to tell me the joke. me Mom and didn’t look like the victim of an abduction. In Brazil, there is a law Stating that NO-ONE can We learned something . take a child from one city to else, too. Seats on Brazilian another by bus or train buses are numbered and the without a special pass from numbers are right on the eee OS eA ae 7 ae _ "ype ghar BEC R Gegr oe Monday Ose att, took a chance on the law — vite May ot ay se rtuACLarte Mapa fe tickets. We'd spent the first three-hour ride sitting in someone elses’ seats but the driver didn’t risk trying to tell us - he just explained to everyone on the bus that we were a little sub-normal but not dangerous. . And to think that all those funny looks we kept gettin from the other passengers weren't because we were tourists but because we were nuts! I love Brazilians! Oh yes, in case you ever wondered about the term . . “Carioca” that Fred Astaire ~-+ sop her erg tte Nese HGR Mota Pictures ing tire. ry MeO Manley to Frankfurt return Charter Class Fare from Vancouver We have 2 flights weekly to Germany that let you travel in wide-body comfort while enjoying freshly prepared foods, imported wines and movies. Our schedules are convenient and flexible and you can stay from 14 to 60 days. Air Canada makes Germany easy and inexpensive to get to. And really easy to see with our Fly/Drive Holiday from only $119 per week? for a Volkswagen Polo or Ford Fiesta with unlimited kilometers. It means you can Spend a wunderbar week soaking up Schnaps. picnicking in the Black Forest; clinking Steins in Bavaria, listening to Beethoven in Bonn: or spending nights in a Schloss on the Rhine. It’s all there. And more. This 1S JuSt one of Many value-priced holidays in Europe you can combine with our low Charter Class Fares Call us of your Travel Agent for full details - Page 71, April 4, 1979 - North Shore News made so popular about a hundred years ago -- Cariocas are citizens of Rio. Isn't that simple? » ae - FTES. NOW SF Time for fitness is time on Your Side. 4 In 1k adhe tc hdane cequilement aa wilt lays enon Aaehane des fate ide te Mares. eae ty ut RULE ULC LE fairqge AC aunty