Lawyers win claims for br The New York Times: reported earlier this year. that Kansas law- yers Michael Harris and Fletcher Bell were successful worker: compensation claims for “back injuries suffered at work. Harris got almost: $35,000for. the strain of reaching into . backseat of his car for his brief- case, -while Bell received . $95,000 for his injury lifting, his: briefcase from the trunk of his car... - co ee ~The Greater Vancouver Crimestoppers unit was formed in “ January 1985; ‘Since that time the unit-has been responsible for: © © solving over 5,427 crimes ® the seizure of over $18.5 million worth of drugs ~ * ‘the recovery of more than $9.1 million in stolen property ; *” -arresting..four. criminals . featured.on the. .television show “America’s Most Wanted’’ © the: arrest of. four ‘of B.C.'s Most Wanted criminals . © the ‘arrest of 148° criminals. ~-.,, i allegedly, broke into a home and through the .‘‘Mugshots’’ pro - ©. solving Mainland. - In “April; police. in’ Chandler, — Arizona,’ arrested: Arturo, Ortiz, ' 33<(and 135 pounds),after he had . in filing. the | solving one -out of every: four: . bank “robberies in the Lower ant | NEWS OF THE WEIRD Compiled by A.P. McCredi —— | -began' fondling .a. woman ‘as she .. slept. The. woman, who tipped the scales.at 260 pounds, easily sub- - dued. Ortiz’ by twisting his wrist behind his’ tack ‘and holding: him until police“ arrived. Said the woman, “I’m large, and he hap- pens to be smali.’” ~:. _ . ies iefcase strain Jake note Two doctors, writing in a recent issue of the British Medical Jour- nal, reported thata teenager, hos- pitalized after a fall from an apartment building, came down with a severe bacterial infection. The doctors traced the infection to holy water sprinkled on him by his aunt, who was trying to help him survive the injuries from his fall. Bea Bernkrant and her husband filed a lawsuit last month against the Radisson Suite Hotel in Boca Raton, Florida, accusing the hotel of negligence in allowing the cou- ple’s personal towels, which they had brought to the hotel, to be stolen from their room, ees According to a U.S. Department of Energy memo reported by the Denver Post recently, the number of workers it takes to change a lightbulb, on a certain vital safety system at the Rocky Flats nuclear weapons plant, is 43, requiring 1,087.1 person-hours. ooe A 60-year-old slaughterhouse ‘worker .was- decapitated ..in Stockton, California in June in an accident involving the’ machine that strips the hide off cows. “16 mY BANK ‘ACCOUNT — —~. ACTIVE)... Z'be | | SAY] JUST LOOK. BOUNCING CHECKS! - GRIZZWELLS® by Bill Schorr FOP. SAS HE HAS A MIND “THAT'S VY. AT'S UKE A STEEL ‘TRER, un on! SHE MUST BE DIETING AGAIN, a> Lage a ROUT © 1993 by NEA, inc. AT ALL MY © 1999 by NEA. Inc. | Twavis 8-5 ILLEGAL IN GENERAL STATES. “How long should t boil these so they'll taste like the frozen stuff | usually serve?" for handling any divine discontent CURRENT ASPECTS are such, within us all, that we need to be uncompromis- ingly honest. HEAVENS ABOVE In a period of illusions and ut- ter confusions, upon our delusions we base our conclusions. Your heart’ will not be open in a lie. The most val:iable protector of your heart isthe truth, — mo How can the boundless and formless, by its very nature, be brought within our limited con- cepts and life structures? ‘The confusion or ‘spaced out”? feeling so often experienced in relation to Neptune these days de- . velops chiefly when one is resisting the inevitable‘disintegration and dissolution of some pattern in our - life or some aspect of our person- - ality. This so-called “negative” _ ance, Wednesday, Plan a Tuesday, take action to resolve disputes. Mid-week, afmost everything goes - your way. Catch up on domestic chores. Friday, health issues can be resolved. Passion and affection: merge, Saturday. Detightful’ en: counters, : re] TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Sunday, Taurus, a dispute . wit your mate. Early week, career and friend ships flourish. Others look to you for guid group project, Thursday. Memory retentive, Friday. You and mate enjoy each other’s company Saturday. Tr GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Barly week, Gemiri,: your. career| gets a boost from Sriendly . mentors. Energetic and assertive, Tuesday. You're in| a great mood, Wednesday. . Financial negotiations favored, . Thursday. ‘: Business) meetings productive, Friday, Saturday, start a diet and cxercise program. Coe &> CANCER (June 22-July 23) Sunday, Cancer, make amends fo yesterday’s harsh words.’ Tensions at home or work, Monday., Career furthered, Tues-f day. Contacts with community’ movers and| shakers, Wednesday. Thursday,’ -persev with major project. Two demanding! romantic. prospects,: Friday. Playtime’ with pals, Saturday,“ : soon Oy LEQ (July 24-Aug. 25 Sunday, Leo, friends:are eager fort your company. Rapport with spouse, Mon-f day.. Brainstorms, Tuesday.:. Launch ‘a :-peth roject. Wednesday, you: make friends and; impress strangers. Focus on personal. goals, Thursday. You wax- eloquent, Friday. Give a speech, Saturday, Rewards wilt be great VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23). ; Bo . Sunday, you could ‘choose to apolt _ ogize. Concentrate on ideas, Monday. Extr cittrgy. .Tuesday, you-are intent on getti your point across, Almost everything “go your way, Wednesday. : Thursday, you coul receive good news about. money.. Friday. is good - day.’ for _prepentations ‘and bli speaking. Saturday’s *; aspects’. good: --for| weekend getaway. 0" manifestation of the Neptune - within is also apparent when one is not “grounded” in the material ©’ world. _ . Unless one has come to terms - ’ with the pressures, realities and. °-- obligations of Saturn, one is not sufficiently grounded to handle the intensity and disruption of any a . trans-Saturnian focal point of consciousness (which is what a -- wh planet is). eat moh Take the insights and freedoms ° ” of Uranus’and the inspiration and | idealism of Neptune and make them real by. bringing that. awareness “‘to-Earth,”’ testing those fax-out inclinations and in- corporating them into your every- day life. - ‘ Failure to work on this integra- tion inwardly with great honesty and diligence will often bring about either a tremendous feeling of discontent or, in some cases, psychological disturbances which can eventually lead to a large- . scale disintegration of the person- ality/persona/mask. Stand on truth. It could be the key to your own particular heaven or hell. . ALL SIGNS In addition to being kind to yourself/others (same thing), junk something every day. Junk your fears, junk your various worries, junk your anx- ieties, junk your petty jealousies, envies and hatreds. Whatever interferes with your rising and shining and getting on in the world —- junk it! Before you go to sleep, put upon the junk heap aff your disappointments, grudges, your vengeful feelings, your malice. Junk everything that is hinder- ing you from becoming a strong, vibrant character. Oct. 3-9, 1993 ARIES (March 23-Aprii 20) Sunday. Aries, . financial gain is possible. Be alert for treachery, Monday. viday,. Discuss, heme: improvements. People “around you" may seem: overly emotional ’ “Thursday. Friday, talk-to. the boss. Enjoy.a' romantic interiude, Saturday, , :, “2 A -SAGITTARIUS (Nov: : Enjoy the comforts of home, ‘Sun day, Sagittarius. Some opposition from:a :. co-worker, ‘Monday... Tuesday,’ great «or communications. Domestic’ harmony, Wed. nesday. Thursday, productive.’ Friday, , yo excel at speaking. Awakened, Saturday, by} early phone call or visitor. Peace and quiet, the rest of the day, |. | 4 CAPRICORN (Dec, 22-0. 20): Sunday, Capricorn, “can: seem! fortless compared to yesterday. . Finances looking up, Monday. An offer to increase} income by working at home, Tuesday. More money-making opportunities abound mid-week. Work and home routine dovetail f nicely, Friday, Special plans, Saturday. Lets no one interfere.” fo ‘ GW AQUARIUS (Ian. 21-Feb. 19) | an Sunday, . Aquarius, get togeth with friends. Early week, a critfeal authority § figure tests you for bigger things ahead Make your own luck in money matters, Wednesday. ‘Contact those who aid yourg sause, Thursday. Friday, children appreciate & our sound advice, Friends cverly sensitive, paturday. : d€ PISCES (Feb. 20-Morch 20) Family members and friends are a delight to be ‘around, early week, Pisces. Steady progress on the job. Accent, Tues- § day, on income. Your career gets a beost Wednesday. Thursday, catch up on routin chores and correspondence. 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