& - Sunday, March 17, 1985 - North Shore News

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by Marx

have a dream. A bad one. The vear is 2002. {
am very doddery. And the headlines haven't

changed a bit.

“Josef Meneele Sard To
Be fn Betswanal”

“The netonous Dr. Joset
Mengele. indamous Angel of
Death in Auschwitz concen:
tration camp, ds sand tG be in
this South Aftea country
disguised as a black and
working as a Gatvel agent,

“Aaron Wiesenthal, son
of famed Navi-bunter Sunon
Whiesenthahhas asked Mr.
Bongo Bonro. prime
munister of this model dem-
veratic Mate, too investigate.
Mi. Bango Bongo says he fas
called a wueh dector con-
ference for Sunday, and every
effort will be made to establish
the facts. “Our witeh-doctors
are good ato witch-hunung,""
he stated.

No laughing. There is ob-
viously going to be no end ta
the wWar-criminal industry.
Otawa has even faunched its
own offical witch-hunt at the
request of tamed Nuasi-
hunter Wiesenthal, asong
others.

Not so long ago it was
Martin Bormann, Hitler's
deputy, who was heing
elusive. But interest ino hint
has now waned. Pity, becase
one freezing morning in 1946
famed Nazi-hunter Dour
Collins led a small army ta a
farmbouse near Hamburg.
all set to make the grab af
the century. Alas. no Bor-
mann.

One freezing
morning in 1946
famed Nazi-hunter
Doug Collins led a
small army to a
farmhouse, all set
to make the grab
of the century.
Alas, no Bormann.

These guys are as good as
the Scarlet Pimpernel, as
you will see if vou accom.
pany me oon the Mengele
trail.

We are told that as soon
as the war Was over, the bad
doctor went back home to
Guensourg fo work. Rut
nobody took any notice of
him. This even though every
SS officer was on the usrest
fist and post-war) Germany
was crawling with infur-
mants only foo anxious to
talk in retucn for a pack of
cigarettes. Sitice then, he

get this
straight

Doug Collins

ought have gone back for
holidays.

The Menyele stories rensind
me af Groucho Mary dome
his stoop-walk. fn 1947, you
see, Mengele might have slip-
ped through the Allied securi-
iv net, and British Intelligence
might nave helped him escape
to Italy. Why? A Cos. lawyer
says it might have deen
because Menyele night have
known too much about Bri-
lain’s investments in German
defence industries.

The Americans come
under suspicion, tea, for
Aterican Intelligence might
have helped him to escape to
Traly.

In 1949 he might have
gone ta Argentina. He might
also have gone to Paraguay.

ft is believed he was living
in Paraguay for a long time
and might sill be there.

Paraguay says he might
not be.

Persons in Paraguay, says
a U.S. Congressman who
spent a week there, believe
he’s fiving in a German col-
ony near the Paraguay River
in Argentina, He might be a
bee-keeper.

Then again, he might have
been the president's private
doctor. Or a leading aber-
tionist in Buenos Aires. Or
he might have headed a dope
ting. So far, no one says he
might have been a milkman.

He migit hase applied to
come to Canada in 1962. Or
it right have been /964.
itt se way, he inight: bave
been getting help fron the
spirit, of former Prime
Minister Mackenzie King,
whose fuddy-ducdy ways
were just a cover for the
King’s abominable racism
and anti-Semitism.

King might have thrown
seerel orgies for all the Nazis
he adinitted to Cunada. He
led two lives. you know,

Did Menyele get tata this
cout) A chap on the phone
assures ome he did. Mean:
while, the ofder Tower, the
morse Hkely at seems that ins
running around dooking for
Bormann was only a cover
for my later. pros Nagi deus.
ities.

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