& - Sunday,

December 29, 1985 - North Shore News

MORE WONDERFUL “Quotes of The Year,’ ”

ce courtesy of your indefatigable correspondent:

King of the Belgians ac-
cused of snuggling. -- News
headline.

We feel we have substan-
tiated that it is commonly
known as a toothpaste.
We’ve accomplished that, --
Revenue Canada excise of-
ficer, ‘after the feds spent
$50,000 on a public opinion
survey that found that nine

fout of ten people believe
Crest is a brand of
toothpaste.

How sick? He was
breathing out of his arse
when I took him out (of the
a game), -- Soccer coach

ar Tony Waiters talking about
a player Carl Valentine.
T love this town, but I
don't like swimming. -- Bob
Hope, after filming in wet-

are queers. -- Laurence
Olivier.

“In the only battle we
had with the British, we
sank their boat, So as far as
ican see, we were the win-
ners. -- Haida chief Victor
Adams,

I've eaten it continually,
and I would still eat it. --
John Fraser, when he was
still Fish Minister, humm-
ing a tune about Starkist
Tuna.

It was the French, -- Col-
league Bob Hunter, beating
the world to the story by
sheer instinct the day after
the Greenpeace ship was
blown up in Auchiland.

All 1 can say is that I’ve

Doug Collins

© get this straight ®

hired the best tibel lawyer in
the country, -- Industry
Minister Bob McClelland,
after a credit card bearing
his name was found at the
Top Hat escort service
agency.

Personally, I don’t think
a person should go through
life with a name that sounds:
like a law firm, -- Health’ |
Minister Jim Nielsen on the .
government’s refusal to}
register hyphenated :

surnames.

A lot of people in this
town have lost their money
and kept their reputations.
I’ve kept my money and }
lost my reputation. -- Oil |
tuillionaire Bob Carter.

One of the nicest bigots I |:
know, -- Rafe Mair on
Doug Collins. :

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‘ To Jesus Christ, What a
splendid chap! -- British ac-
tor Ralph Richardson, now
deceased, in downing half a
pint of gin in one gulp. i

I don’t know which is
worse, the gut that hangs
out or the beard that covers
the face. -- Mayor Peter

| Pollen of Victoria, on the
appearance of Dream City
policemen.

It is a jumble of a used-
building lot where the spare
office towers and box: }
shaped apartment buildings
and cinder-block motels
discarded in the construc-

I tion of real cities have been Coming Soon!
abandoned to waste away in |
the cruel prairie winter, -- | [2° , Lg ate 1
Writer Mordecai Richler, — “pund Tine Aacti
on Edmonton. und sime “Auction

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