THE scriptwriters keep getting it wrong. Last year’s western final was the one in which the Lions were supposed te beat the Stampeders. Home field, Grey Cup host city and a fall house for the grand national championship. This vear’s western final was the one in which Calgary was supposed to do itto B.C. For the same reason. Home field, host city for the cup and an automatic sellout this com- ing Sunday. So the Stamps messed up in even more spectacular fashion than the Lions did a year ago. You'll remember that Hamilton beat Calgary at the Dome as 35,000 watched, instead of 50,600, and Lions owner David Braley — who had purchased the game for estimated $2 million —~ mentally toted up what his team’s little goof cost him. But getting the script all wrong is a tradi- tion in this Grey Cup business. It has been going on ever since Albert Henry George Grey, the fourth Earl and the nation’s gov- ernor-general from 1904 to 1911, presented the $48 mug in 1909 for the amateur rugby Save The Blots Seoster Steel Sccoter is fully." collapsible and features ie @ rear foot brake and * steering height adjustment. Limit 1 per customer. Sorry, no rainchecks. Reg. 49.99 46.97 hess, inelting «fire Ope Fees, _ Gfiers valid at Vena mee Delta ‘ho Ridge, stay Nove y . 1175 byan Valley Road, yaa Valicy Centre| EPH AR PDR PES AOA RUSE T WENA SEER AER Ree 3.47... 12-pack Coca-Cola, Diet Cote OF al football championship of Canada. First of all, ater the announcement, it slipped his mind. He necded a nudge from the cup trustees after the University of Toronto the — became the first winners bur there was no cup to present to them. He then had it cratted and it was shipped along quietly to the U of T in the spring of 1910. Then, as he left for England a vear later, he hoped that he might be remembered in Canada for his proudest donation: the Earl Grey music scholarships. If anyone out there knows if the music scholarships still exist, please send a note to this department. What happened, of course, was utterly unscripted. More than 90 years later, the cup has become the symbol for the biggest one-day professional sports event in the country; and the biggest week of Bacchanalian celebration in this otherwise reasonably sober-sided nation. 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Vern until Winnipeg brought it to the Jest for the firse time in 1935 did it became the Grey Cup game. The cup itself was locked away and for- gotten in a trust company vault during Vorld War One. Two years after the war ended, it was rediscovered by a relative of the cup trustee who put it there. He told the relative to “Get that thing out of here.” A few years Jater it disappeared for a cou- ple of years, but eventually was found i in the - hall closet of the Hamilton Tigers’ manager of the day. He'd been using it as an umbrel- la stand. Special Purchase Beul-is-0-Bag done.” comforter, 2 shams (1 for twin) and bed skirt. Available in twin and double only. that from him.” Double...48.77. Selection may vary Ly store. hat th be.” Sorry, no rainchecks. aaa en eray son started. ood f Cen TWIN Polnissitias wat a. Fa admitted. CARSON Graham senior boys. soccer. coach Paul Alvaro played under Argyle’s Vince Alvano. ts Aivaro takes. his cues. from former sr. coach From page &1 You guessed it — Alvaro and his Carson Graham cohorts: Argyle was enjoying a 2-0 lead in the tilt when the Carson kids exploded for three quick goals and the win. ; “(Vince) couldn’t believe it. I guess his team gota little (over) confident, thinking that they had the game won and my guys just turned it on and we ended up coming up with the win.” Alvano said he’s been impressed with his former player’ 's suc- cess this season, but he’s still gor a long way to go. “He’s a young coach. He’s got good potential. He’s still wet around the ears, but you have to give him credit for what he’s Alvaro knows where much of the coaching crediti is due, how- ever, and he doesn’t forget i : “Vince's coaching style is: definitely. unique. The’ way, To duct my team as far as the way we play a lot of that carne from the way Vince runs his team. He knows his stuff. I took a fot of. “Sometimes that involves being really tough on some of your players, but you be as tough as you can to get them to be the best A provincial title is none too shabby for Alvaro, who was asked to take the reins of the team only six days before the sea- “All the other teams had been picked and they'd all been : practising for a week and I hadn’t even had tryouts yet,” he. : Not everybody was optimistic about Alvaro’s chances of suc- .. cess with the young team. : “I asked a couple guys I know to come and help, and they” were saying “Oh my God, we’re going to get killed this year” He said he’s learned a great deal being tossed onto the side- lines with a group of guys as opposed to girls. “Coaching girls is a lot more difficult because you have to be. : careful what you say.and how you say it, whereas with the guys you don't have to be as careful. But “there” 's still a certain tech: nique to getting your point : across.” ~ : lid ride In 1947 it was the lone survivor of a dis- astrous fire that swept through the club- house of the Toronto Argonauts Rowing Club. All the other trophies melted down in the heat, but the smoke-blackened Grey Cup survived. The Lions spent a fortune to win it for the first time in 1964, then left it behind in a hotel room as they departed for the air- port, Five years later it was stolen from its showease at Lansdowne Park, home of the champion Ottawa Rough Riders, and was discovered two months after the theft in a locker at the Royal York Hotel in Toronto. Since that iast unscripted caper, security has been much tighter. No doubt the cup will turn up safe and sound at McMahon Stadium, a playpen that must be Canada’s most haunted as far as the Stampeders are concerned. Calgary fast hosted the big game in 1993. And the Stamps of that year also lost the western final at home, to Edinonton. The Eskimos went on to win the cup, beating Winnipeg, 33-23. An omen, perhaps for the game against the Alouettes? Two torn up scripts in the space of seven days? Let us hope. NEWS photo Jule tverson