COMICS HOW CAN WE MAKE THEM THINK THIS PLANET ISN'T A GOOD PLACE TO BEZ BROON-HILDA I'VE BEEN NOMINATED LOOK, VICIOUS TO COME SAY HOWDY... D NI WARLIKE! Vis pavese! YES, THE REORGANIZATION WAS PRETTY HECTIC, BUT WE GOT THROUGH iT OKAY... .. SHE WENT ON A LITILE LONG Agour BRINGING A UNE SKUNK FoR Stow ‘N-TELL.. ‘ 91091 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved EVERYBODY KNOWS lL GOES BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C. IVS OBVIOUSLY A MANUFACTURER'S THEN FART & THEN FART Z, JUST LIke THE INSTRUCTIONS Sy, TUT WHAT AN QUTRAGE! [ INEATNESS HAS NOTHING MY WORK IS ITO DO WITH QUALITY ! CAN You BELIEVE HER? LOWERING MY “SCORE BECAUSE tty WORI isn't NEAT ENOUGH BIG NATE) a LISTEN TO THIS NOTE FROM ., GOOFREY!.. NATE PET CORNER D.O.N.A.T.E. nice big orange cat (in photo). Phone Doris Orr 987-9015. The very nice Lab/Boxer from last week is still needing a tome, he is very well-trained, in excellent health, young, & wants a chance to live. Also a Chesaspeake/Lab — 10-month-old and other cats. Phone 987-9015 or 988-5643. PETS LTD needs good homes for fine purebred red Husky three-year Dacshund x Malti-Poo Blue Heeler 10-week black and white kitten, orange female & others. Call 988-3988 (evenings) or 988-7461 for dogs and 980-4007 for cats. Sunday, February 2, 1992 -- North Shore News - 39 HOROSCOPES There’s no rule like ‘golden rule’ HOW DO you feel right now? Take a moment and get in touch with how you actually feel this very in- stant. If somewhat less than joyful, determine what it is you need. When you have done so, go find somebody who needs what you need at least as much as you do or more so. Then, give that something to them. By so doing, you'll be opening up the channels for heal- ing and providing yourself with what you need. This is so because “them” is **us.” There is mo separation. What you give to ‘‘another’ you are giving to none other than your very self. Consider the ‘‘golden rule” of various religions: ‘*You must love your neighbor as yourself’? — Romans 13:9. ‘‘We should behave toward friends as we would wish friends to behave toward us’? — Aristotle. ‘‘Do to no-one what you would not want done to you”’ — Tobit 4:15. ‘‘In your dealings: with others, harm not that. you may be not harmed’? — Seneca (Roman). ‘‘So always treat others as you would like them to treat you"? — Matthew 7:12. ‘“What you would not want done to yourself, do not to others’? — Confucius. ‘“‘One should seek for others the happiness one desires for himself”? — Buddha. ‘‘He sought for others the good he desired for himself. Let him pass’’ — The Egyptian Book of the Dead. ‘‘The true rule of life is to guard and do by the things of others as one would to his own’’ — Hindu Scripture. The illusion of separation is our only “‘problem.”’ Trusting that it ‘is, indeed, an illusion; we could choose to (not ‘‘should’’) give to “others”” what we would love for *‘them”’ to give ‘‘us.”” Whatever we are sowing ... we are already reaping. Feb. 2-8, 1992 ‘ALL SIGNS Next week: on “Celebrity.” Colleague Joyce Jillson’s widely . syndicated column appears in The Vancouver Sun. A portion of it, “Celebrity Insights,”’ is devoted to astrological tidbits on famous people. I have considerably more to share in this area, since, as an actor/writer/astrologer in Hollywood dicing the ’60s, I knew practically everybody in the business. What I would have you know is, movie stars and other celebrated people are only human. ARIES (March 21-April 20) Sunday could be romantic, Aries. Up to you. New moon, Monday. New ori- entation, too. Tuesday, come from the heart. Get better organized, mid-week. Imagination soars, Friday. Saturday a need for radical change. Big deals (at least one) are cookin’ tonight. % TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Surprising news, Sunday, Taurus. Prepare for upcoming career changes as of Monday’s new moon. Maintain practicality, Tuesday. Mid-week, laid-back. Have fun, Thursday. Friday, exercise discretion. Be even more honest, Saturday. Could be ex- hilarating! I GEMINI (May 22-Juue 21) -Try a new approach, Sunday, Gemini. Good news, Monday. Travel plans? You are resourceful, Tuesday. Mid-week, anxious. Accentuate the positive. Expand gradually, Thursday, Have a great heart- to-heart with an ‘“‘older/wiser,” Friday. Saturday, celebrate the confusion. This, too, shall pass. 2 Robert Aiken. HEAVENS ABOVE &S S-ANCER (June 22-July 23) Pay no attention to Sunday's gossip, Cancer. New beginning Monday. Only fear holds you back. Be diplomatic, Tuesday. Wednesday could bring uncertain- ly.'Thursday, circulate socially. Opportunity for advancenient, Friday. You are more sensitive than usual, Saturday. LEO (Suly 24-Ang. 23) . . Early. week,.Leo, take a back seat. Monday’s new moon emphasizes your com- panion. Tuesday, go for love and delight. Mid-week, communicate with your partner. Something’s happening. Friday, you'll feel more ‘independent.’ Saturday could be emotionally intense. Be creative. ~ - TI VERGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23): Sunday,’ Virgo, is for being sensi-- ble. Talk things over. Monday, a project - gets the green light. Tuesday, a surprise in the .mailbox. Mid-week, check and double-check ‘the facts. Friday,’ routine. . Express feelings. Saturday, potential changes could be scary. Go within, ask for guidance. ‘ . : XR - LIBRA (Sept. 24-0ct. 23) Creative ‘energy high, Sunday,. ~ Libra. Either talk it out or write it down, , Monday. Leave nothing to chance, Tuesday.. Mid-week, a balancing act. Thursday, get in touch with your vision. Express it. Friday, be conciliatory. Saturday, fose yourself. That's right. Get lost ... and found. a, SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Finish things up Sunday, Scorpio. Monday, read the fine print before signing. Tuesday and. Wednesday, .stay with your convictions. . Future is. at. stake. “Thursday and Friday, give our what you want. Get free of contraction. Saturday, you are especially magnetic. an SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 21) Sunday is for relaxation, Sagit- tarius. Monday, change your attitude. Tuesday, take that offer with skepticism. Mid-week, you will be frank and outspoken. Much to gain, Thursday. Friday, Originality is showing. with what actu- ally is, Saturday. Chuck illusions. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) You consider new ways to 2ugment income. Sunday, Capricorn. Surprising de- velopment, Monday. Intuition great, Tues- day. Opportunity galore, mid-week. Thurs- day, a blast from the past. Friday, spend time at home. Air new ideas, ‘Saturday. Cultivate friends, - Wr AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) AW Important behind-the-scenes . deci- sion, Sunday, Aquarius. Monday’s new moon could bring a new assignment. Tues- day, be with friends. Mid-week, career- focus. New ways to express emotionally, Thursday. Friday, be economical. Saturday, stay clear of intrigue. Relax. SE PISCEs (rev. 20-March 20) “The future enters into us, in osder to transform itself in us, long before it happens’? — Rilke. Lots of creative ideas this week Pisces. Mid-week, stabilize think- ing. Thursday, someone from the past may appear. Go for romance, Friday and Satur- lay. Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling © sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049, af, ay x Piet A, =: