26 - Sunday, August 8, 1993 - North Shore News

Church founded on campers’

During the night of July 31, a
group of people camping at a
remote site near Adams. Lake,
B.C. ‘reported that they had had
the sare dream. A news. release
states: ‘‘They heard voices which
identified themselves as St. Hubert
and St. Barbara and instructed
them to form a new church. Some
of. the aims of this church are to
organize meetings in the houses of
believers, travel throughout the
world to spread the faith, hunt
and carry weapons to honor both
of the saints and protect’ the
church and its believers, and ref-
use to support activities against
which believers object on grounds
- of conscience.’’ The release ended
by reporting the group has formed
a church. — the Hubertans (the
Weird News desk preferred the
Barbarians) -—- and are currently
searching their minds and con-
science for more signs ‘and in-
~ structions. -

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NEWS OF THE
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Compited by A.P. McCredie

number of journalists in prison:
first'and second respectively.

Among the discoveries of a con-

tractor working to computerize the
state of Virginia’s birth and death
certificates were the following
names given by parents to their

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“NO DRESS CODE”

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children: Salts, Alien, Navel, New
Fang, Nicey Horsie, Molegold,
Comfort Care; Turnipseed and
Cigarette. While on the subject of
names, it is believed that one out
of every 10 English-language sur-
names started out as a nickname.

Canadian sculptor Raymond
Mackintosh opened the annual
Pennsylvania Farm Show in Har-
risbug with a nearly life-sized
statue of a vendor scooping ice
cream from a cart for a little boy
and girl — made entirely of but-
ter,

Days elapsed between the’ 1978
mass suicide in Jonestown and the
first TV movie about it:.513. Days

elapsed between the fire at the’

Branch Davidian compound in
Waco, Texas, and the first TV

movie about it: 34.
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The Atlanta Constitution reports
that ‘“‘U-John, King Priest of the
Universal Sovereign”? filed a $10
trillion — that’s with a T —
lawsuit in U.S. District. Court in
Atlanta in. April ‘against 36
Bible-based religions for years of
‘fraud, breach of ‘duty, global
disruption of. peace, slander,
blasphemy and wanton greed.”’

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masks will automatically drop from the
overhead compartments.”

LET’S SUPPOSE that you
are aware of 3 strong desire
te move ahead with your
life in some way (refer to
this week’s commentary).

HEAVENS ABOVE

Desire, unreleased and unex-
pressed, banks up until congestion
sets in. This congestion results in
envies and jealousies of others,
self-pities and a diminishing of
self-respect and self-confidence.
Futilities and superficialities are
resorted to in order to fill up the
‘“‘aching void’’ and your life goes
wandering off into all kinds of

. byways and detours. -

So — you know you “must” or
best do something with yourself

‘from your own centre of

awareness.

Your start of anything i is made
-with your Aries and/or “first
house’’ consciousness; an enlarged
or extended consciousness of your
Aries-Mars potential is the key for
greater release of your desire for
going on.

Not what someone else thinks
you might do, should or should
not do, but what your conscien- ~

_tiously drawn and delineated .

horoscope suggests is your pattern
for progress.

Without reneging on legitimate -
responsibilities, or trampling un-
justly on anyone, you will respond
to the first opportunity that syn-
chronizes with your progressive
purpose.

Your response will be in terms
of ‘‘benign Mars’’ — eagerly, en-
thusiastically, courageously and
positively.

.You say, in effect, “yp wish to
release something of the best that
I have to offer to my own life and,
to my relations with other people
-— something from the deep, hid-.
den resources of my consciousness
and abilities.

“I am determined to make this
a worthy and constructive con- °
tribution to be expressed and
fulfilled with jhonesty, integrity
and courage.”’ °_.

By such an attitude and i inner
feeling, the resources of Pluto, the
collective desire body, are released
into life through you and serve to
feed the spiritual vibrations-and ’.
consciousness of al! who contact
you. :
This, in short, is ‘the redemption
of relationship, the essence of
love-experience.*” ‘

ALL SIGNS

We love variety, the play of
pain and pleasure. For this we
need ‘‘opposites’’ and their ap-
parent separation. .-

We enjoy them for a time and
then get tired and crave the peace
and silence of pure being.

‘Untess your time has come, you

desires _

will have neither the desire nor the
strength to go for self-inquiry
wholeheartedly.

Aug. 8-14, 1993

ARIES (March 21-Aprii 20).

Beyond the _forture-cookie level
this week. vonder: Change the inner ‘and
you change the-outer, for the inner and
outer are the same. You are your only ap-
position. Be loved. Discard self-sceking
motives and you need not search for truth;

truth will find you. .

TAURUS (April 21-May 21) .
Beyond’ the mers. fortune-cookic
level, this week, Ponder: let the truth shake
up your identity as much as jt wishes. It
wants only to show you who you really are.
Discard self-secking motives andiyou need .-
not search for truth; truth will find yo Jo

TI © Emini ony 22June 20 a
You are one note in the cosmic:
music, harmonizing with other. notes to
form a’ grand symphony, Gemini, Being’
loved climinates all blockages. Be loved.

Discard self-seeking motives and you need.

not search for truth; truth will find you. °’

OG CANCER (June 22-Jaly 23) *
ie) Let’s fe beyond ‘the mere” for-
tune-cookie level, Cancer. Ponder:. We can
find a thousand excuses for not: facing ©
ourselves as' we really are, and each” one
guarantees our secret anguish. Be loved.
LEO (uly 24-Aug. 2

2. The deeper you descend within
yourself, Leo, the higher you ascend within
yourself. Right rebellion is to stop obeying
the deccitful dictators within “ourselves.
Discard seif-seeking motives and‘ you need
not search for truth; truth will find you. «| -

TY. VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)’

> AC first Steps Virgo, is to know the
truth mentally, while a second step is to be -
the truth cosmically, The desire ‘to. ap;
right best yield to the yearning to be nght.:
Discard self-seeking motives and you need |
not search for truth; truth will find you.

SS uipra (Sept, 24-0ct, 23) °

ond the“ mere fortune’cookie
level, now.’ Ponder: You will advance faster»
by always giving yourself a bit more inner”
work than you want to do, Libra. Being

! loved eliminates all blockages... ae

SCORPIO (Oct. Nov. 22).
| Each time x u lower your: impulse:
to impress ‘others, ‘orpio, you raise your:
capacity for real happiness. Aim to deliver

: yourself from yourself.’ Choose to be free,::

Discard self-seeking motives and you ‘need :
not search for truth; truth will find you. -

KR SAGITTARIUS (Noy, 23-Des, ‘2.
Beyend the mere fortune-cookie *
level, Sagittartus. Ponder: Descending into |,
unknown regions in yourself is the same as”.
making the upward journey. Really. want °
higher guidance and you will teceive it. wee

_ CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20)

Departing from your usual ideas
can be as refreshing as leaving a familiar
but noisy big city, Capricorn, You are being ...
called from within, to do just. that: to-
awaken to who you are. Discard self-seek-
ing motives and you need not search for -
truth; truth will find you.

AAA AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)

A shocking experience, Aquarius, . .
is simply a lesson in seeing that we were
asleep while dreaming we were awake, for
reality is shockless. Allow. Be loved.
Discard self-seeking motives end you need
not search for truth; truth will find you.

* PESCES (Feb. 29-March 29) :

~ Beyond ‘the mere fortune-cookie ©
sun-sign guide, Pisces. Ponder,’ this week:
You command ‘a condition; by having no
negative attitudes ‘towards it, Receive and -
the. giving takes care of ,itself., Discard ;

_ self-seeking motives and you - need not.
_ Search | for truth; truth‘ will find you,

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