CoLLins aE HAVE YOU started sending your kids te Cantonese Im- . mersion yet? Better begin. It will be sech more profitable -than French Immersion. If the kids know Cantonese, they may even be able to vote when they grow up. If there is a vote, that is. _ You think I’m kidding? In its eagerness to destroy English Canada (French Canada will soon be leaving se don’t worry about it) your members of parliament are filling the country with all the Asi- atics they can get. . Ottawa wiil certainly allow all of China’s 4,500 students in this country to stay, plus as many more of the billion people in China as can get here. On top of that, a new wave of phony refugees from Vier- nam is planned. ‘We don’t have enough Viets” here now, you see, and with a few more we'll be able to get rid of every crab and clain on the coast. And then there’s Hong Kong. Maggie Thatcher has made it clear that Britain isn’t about to take the millions of Hong Kongers who are entitled to British pass- ports but not entitled to move to the U.K. Reality forbids it, she says. Exactly. Reality, however, is of no im- portance to our politicians and media faik, who howl that That- cher's stand is ‘‘racist.’’ Only the other dey, a scribe in the Evening Wimp wrote about Thatcher's ‘weasel words" con- cerning the future of the colony. Yes, the Brits should take those people, all right. The events in Tiananmen Square have caused our liberals to repeat demands that we should admit the world. No one need worry abou! Mag- gie’s stand, though. Given the likes Ron’s Ticket Wicket Moving from in | front of Super Valu to Safeway - JULY 4TH See us for your Lottery tickets! oN a (formerly Friendly Glen's) & of the Baloneyites, the Gerry Weiners, the Rafe Mairs and the Nicole Partons, the whole of Hong Kong wili wind up right here in B.C. Last year, 22,000 Hong, Kongers arrived in Canada, which was more than got into the U.S. and Australia combined. Mext year we'll probably get twice that number. And thereafter? Start learning Canionese. Did I mention Nicole Parton? She failed to appear before the ost year, 22,006 Hong Kongers arrived in Canada, which was more than got into the U.S. and Australia combined. ’’ Ee Press Council the other day, where I was explaining how in castigating me for having at Aziz Khaki, the multiculter, she carefully omitted to mention that Khaki had tried to put the Noréls Shore News out of business by trying to organize an advertising boycoit — pending my dismissal. Pity she was absent. I was hoping to give her a whack or two. een The sooner Quebec goes, the better for all concerned. I’ve said it #143711 DR. 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And now he says he didn’t want to be the lone premier that preveated Meech Lake. He could have been the lone premier aad the Lone Ranger 1 will propose to APEC that Canada Day be renamed English Canada Day. The French, after all, already have Jean Bapiiste Day and inside-outside democracy. We need to become a distinct society. ete 1 see where colleague Bob Hunt- er laments that the Globe & Mail has dropped Dr. Squini’s column, the said Squint being my way of describing David Suzuki. To me, dumping him is a sign that the newspaper may be turning away from its left-oriented policies ® . a 3 ~ Friday, Ivae 30, 1989 _ North Shore News _IMPAIRED DRIVING “ Ardagh ‘ Hunter | Turner '. 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