Vancouver Playhouse to May 20. Box office: 873- i. accuracy. sketches then (and now)? The scene in the pet shop where John Cleese attempts to throu, lay is badly boring WILLIAM Webster (reclining) and Ric "Reid's c charm cannot save Tha Bachelor Brothers on Tour. Norwegian blue ($), is in fact deceased and not just pining for fhe fjords. I bring all this up only to indicate what was running my mind as The Bachelor Brother on Tour slowly unfolded on the Playhouse stage last week. Memories of the dead par- - rot were triggered by the choice of the play’s adaptors to include Mrs Rochester, an ancient parrot, in the cast of characters. hI air nou: mu When you are only puttin; three people on the Playhouse stage a raucous would seem like a og worth, a few laughs. ~The problems i is, however, when the parrot is the best thing on stage there’s not - much left for the audience! I hasten to add that the work of William Webster, Christine Willes and, especial- ly, Ric Reid is not the faule, All three do their best to fill the stage with Golf Island whimsy and charm while, mostly, avoiding over-acting. Of course commissioning a play based on whimsy and charm is, well, whimsical and charming, bur it’s also a risky proposition if NOTHING . HAPPENS. The closest this script gets to conflict is when the parrot throws a snit fit and blessedly sulks in silence for a while. The script is based on Bill Richardson’s Bachelor Brothers novels (three of them, | think), the first of - ‘which won a Stephen Leacock Medal for Humeur. The quirky and literate volumes SALE ENDS MAY. 14° % All our Wiid Birds Unlimited® Seed Tubes and Finch Feeders are on sale just in time for spring birdfeeding, mol 190 Marine Drive {at Pemberton) _ 988-2121. YOUR BACKYARD BIRDFEEDING SPECIALIST? chronicle the eccentric lives of two bachelor nvins who run a hard-to-find bed and break- fast on a Gulf island. Program notes trom Playhouse artistic director Glynis Leyshon tic her love of the books to their ability to ward off the wet West Coast blues. Fair enough, but a good read has never been a recipe for a good play. Muffin recipes are cute in the context of the book but are appalling as music hall patter ticked out with the sexual innuendo of limp bananas, and the wonderful possibility of mect- ing characters like the bad poet who loves from afar or the iesbien mechanics who “channel” auto diagnostics are rejected. Instead we get brothers Virgil and Homer and their friend Altona on a community hail stage teiling us about them (the justifica- tion is that it’s a fund raiser for a new roof). Reported anecdote like this can work weil in a limited fashion. [ enjoyed Letters from Wingfield Farm when I saw it at the Playhouse, but the anecdotes had a story format that moved forward. It would have been a lot less expensive and far more successful if Leyshon had just hired Richardson or a stand- in to read the from the books. At least my imagina- tion would have been engaged. Bachelor Brothers on Tour would probably work well as radio drama. Failing that, this lifeless script should be nailed to the bottom of the Playhouse birdcage and pro- nounced deceased. Friday, May 5, 2000 ~ North Shore News - 17 Punters mix up rock and traditional styles From Page 16 never met him until | was over there.” Tracing his roots was one thing but by the time he arrived back in Canada Foley was ready to rock out. Together for five years, the Punters mix of traditional and modern styles clicked early on. “From the get-go there was just a spark about it,” says Foley. “We were just as into rock music — played “Smoke on the Water” in high school like everybody else. This band was always about mixing it up and blurring the lines.” Will You Wait, their third album was produced by Gary Moffet of April Wine fame. Not necessarily the first guy you think of when discussing traditional music but that worked in the band’s favour. “We were really ready to do a different kind of record and he was ‘OK, guys, you’ve got these qualities about you that make you different from anybody else — don’t be so quick to dismiss them.’ He really made us appreciate again what ic was we had.” The result includes original material from Foley and new band mate Chris Bastone as well as some classic Newfoundland tunes from the likes of Johnny Burke and Dermot O'Reilly. The cover of Ray Davie’s “Come Dancing” fits right in with the other mate- rial but also suggests there is life outside St. John’s George Street clubs. “We always get called a Celtic rock band but all we ever wanted to be was the Punters.” Calts will rock the Rothstein SOME of the world’s best Celtic musicians are in town this weekend for the Sixth Annual Vancouver Celtic Festival which is taking place Friday, May 5 and Saturday, May 6 at the. Norman Rothstein Theatre. Ireland supergroup Tanasa, the sublime duo of Martin ; Hayes and Dennis Cahill and the Martimes’ Kendra MacGillivray perform both evenings. Cape Breton’s J.P. Cormier a; appears on Friday only and Seattle’s Setanta per- " forms on the Saturday bill The Norman Rothstein Theatre is at 950 West 41 Ave. 09. Vancouver. Doors open at 7 p.m. with the show at 8 p.m. : Tickets are $32 and available ac Highlife, Black Swan and | Rufus Guitar Shop.The Vancouver Celtic Festival is pre- ‘sented by Stomp Productions and Guinness Canada.