film Bigamy thin by Enemies, A Love Story ** (20th Century Fox) Rated 14 years (at the Granville Cinemas) erman (Ron Silver) is just aman who can't say no. That’s why he has three wives. Starting in the middle, number two is Yadwiga (Margaret Sophie Stein), the gentile servant who saved him from the Nazis during the war, Although she clearly worships him, the marriage was TiM BELL film review Herman’s way of saying thanks. His real passton is reserved for his mistress, Masha (Lena Olin), a hot-blooded Russian. When she insists on a kosher wedding and suggests bearing his children, he wavers. After all, a married man has prior obligations. In this case, Herman has two responsibilities. His first wife, Tamara (Angelica Houston) was reported killed in a concentration camp along with their two children. Four years after the war, she traces him to New York and re-enters his life. In his words, she’s risen from the grave, put on nail polish and come to America. Discovering that he is a bigamist, he decides to ignore the situation. When his mistress announces she is pregnant, he succumbs to her demand of marriage. Performance to NORTH SHORE residents can see local Nicola Cavendish perform in the Canadian premiere of Shirley Valentine while supporting the North Shore Women’s Centre. Audience goers may purchase tickets for the March 1 run of the one-woman play at the Women’s Centre for $21.75. A portion of the cost will go towards the centre. Kathy Dornan of the Women's ‘Centre said additional donations are welcome. 33 - Wednesdays, Februars 21, £990 - North Shore News ORCHID SHOW AND ANNUAL PLANT SALE Sat. Feb. 24, 10-7pm Sun. Feb. 25, 10-5p9m at VanDusen Botanicat Gardens 37tn & Oak Street Admission — $3.50 Present this ad for 50¢ off admission VANCOUVER ORCHID SOCIETY tale wears the end Players 681-4255, Odeon Cineplex 687-1515 What is wrong with Herman, you ask. Blame the war, After hiding from the Nazis, he can't shake the feeling he is about to be captured. Stormtroopers fll his nightmares. During the day. he hallucinates that they are in pur- suit. The paranoia has robbed hin of his ability to make decisions. But why do these women want a man who has Jimited charm and the natural ability to make them miserable? Even after they find out about each other, they sull want him. The film is wel! acted (Olin and Houston received Oscar nomina- tions) and has a polished !ook; however, after two and a quarter hours, the characters wear thin. How to Get Ahead in Advertising *** (Virgin Vision) Rated R From the English school of bizarre comes this tale of a driven ad man and his talking boil. Richard E. Grant (Withnail & 1) stars as the wild-eyed executive who is blocked by a new way to sell acne cream. A nervous breakdown follows when a pimple on his shoulder becomes an animated, immoral adviser. 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