Not so ‘Super’ movie has about four laughs Tim Bell FILM REVIEW The Super * (20th Century Fox) Rated Mature (at the Park & Tilford, Granvitie, Coquitlam, Scott 72, Station Square and Clearbrook Cinemas) ow here’s a great premise — a slumlord under house arrest in one of his own rat’s nests. Certainly the snappy TV commercial showing sleazy Joe Pesci getting a good dollop of his own medicine oromises a terrific comedy: Uh-huh. Let's just say that the ad is a four-star tribute to the agency. Perhaps the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will invent a category for the best 30-second spot to rook an au- ‘ dience into the theatre. . Look what the ad folks-had to work with: an obnoxious lead charactér;who wears out his wel- come after a half minute, about . four laughs and a slap-on ending _ that indicates they ran out of money at the 80-minute mark. __ :>7*What you’re missing in the trail- er is the trite story of Louie Kritski, ‘Goe Pesci) as a money-grubbing, do-nothing landlord caught for vi- olating city codes. (They should have tried hint for unlawful imper- sonation of Danny De Vito's char- acter on TV's Taxi, a slimebail also -Mamed Louie.) “.. Despite his father’s (Vincent - “ Gardenia) hiring the best lawyer, . “Louie is sentenced to'120 days in his own building. Now he has to bring the proper- ty up to cede. or face real hard- "| ‘time. The dilemma is that Big Lou “will cut Little Louie out of his A Night to Remember ***% (RCA/Columbia Home Video) Unrated Have a night to remember at home with this comedy-mystery starring Loretta Young aad Brian Aherne. Moving into their new home, the murder mystery writer and his wife find themselves with a corpse on their back lawn and a building full of suspects. A very appealing performance from the now-forgotten Aherne and a solid cast of character actors add up to lively fun. (By the way, Paramount Home Video offers an excellent British Filra with the same name about the sinking of the Titanic.) Major Barbara **'% (Home Vi- sion Video) Unrated For something a little more ce- rebral, here's George Bernard Shaw's popular comedy about poverty, charity and the extremely tich. Wendy Hiller is the Salvation Army seeker of souls who has a hard time reconciling her wealthy background (courtesy of her fa- ther’s cannon factory), especially when he dangles a huge cheque to save the cash-strapped mercy mis- sion. 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