Bra of a complainer, Not that anyone takes any Y ou may have noticed that I am something notice of my lamentations (if you exclude professors, Media Watch, the North Shore Women’s Centre, and other nobodies of that sort). get this straight But it’s nice to be able to let off steam, Anyway, [I ‘was puffing away last wéek about the way British Columbians are being short-changed in the matter of getting jobs with the RCMP.: Fifty-one per for 2 or rice - Salad bar $1.60 with each meal Take out - deliver _ dining in for 2. GREAT CANADIAN. - PARTICIPACTION - “CHALLENGE Wednesday, May 29, 1985 Chicken & Ribs includes salad, stuffed potato “Lasagna for 2 ~ Schnitzel Champigon salad bar $1.60 with each meal includes stuffed potato or rice 7 95 '-1351 Lonsdale N. Van. 985- 5385 cent of all recruits now come from Quebec, and only $1 per cent from B.C. This even though Quebec doesn’! use the RCMP (the province has its own police force), To add insult to injury, B.C. — which does use the RCMP — pays a large share of the cost of keeping the force go- ing. Next thing { | know, a West Van chap leaves a message for me to phone him. I do. Am I aware, he asks, that there's a new RCMP recruiting program involving about 200 bodies, and that the quota’ for B.C. is just ONE? No, says I. But I'll find out. We get on the blower to Superintendent K.E. Hollis, who is the. RCMP’s chief staffing officer for this area, and learn that the informant has not misinformed me. The force is recruiting six new troops of special con- stables for secruity duties at foreign embassies. The jobs have been advertised in the daily newspapers, and there have been 1,200 applications in B.C. alone. The new officers will G a) | 4 1” 7 95 receive six weeks’ training in Regina —- instead of the six months’ that ordinary of- ficers are given ~- and will then be put on embassy patrol duty, a move that resuits from the recent at- tack mounted on the Turkish Embassy by a bunch of crazies. Fifty-eight of the recruits will come from Quebec;. 94 from Ottawa (which is pretty weli the same thing); three . from Manitoba; four from Nova Scotia; four from Alberta, and the big ONE from you-know-where. Which totals out at 164, So ‘probably a few more will be hired before the program is complete, a ‘‘troop"’ usually consisting of 3° men (or per- sons, men being out of fash- ion). As the designation: im- plies, special constables do special duties and are not normally sent out to fight bank robbers, etc. Among other things, they patrol the airports. But it's a job. Bilingual ‘people are preferred for: this embassy thing (as they’ are for every RCMP job these days), and “that automatically cuts out most English Canadians, or whatever it i$ that we are these days. So you can bet your grandfather’s whiskers that nearly all of these new recruits will be French. Not that anyone needs t ‘ WIN! A fabulous ALLiIBERT: Patio Set valued at $900.00. NAME ADDRESS PHONE: Nothing to buy -~ simpty bring this coupon with you on Saturday May 25th and enter your name in tne draw Detatts at the store Strawherries & Cr & Grand 0 ~ Sale Price French to guard an embassy, especially when English has long been the lingua franca of the diplomatic world. But there it is. We're a bilingual country, doncha know, and anyone who says we're not is a rotten, iousy racist. The number of applica- tions for these jobs shows , how keen some of our. younger people are to get’ work. But zccording to the superintendent, only 25 of the 1,200 local applicants say they are bilingual. Of those, as we have seen, only ONE will be lucky, As befits a servant of the Crown, the superintendent - was strictly non-partisan and kept mainly to the: figures. But in response to a query on today’s recuriting pro- cedures he did state that, along with-French-speakers, women are now. “preferred candidates’’. 9. Friday, May 24, 1985 - North Share News “What does that mean?” L asked, all innocent-like. ; “It means that if there’s a female candidate with the minimum requirements, and arate candidate with mini- mum requirements, the male doesn’t stand a chance.’’ Thank you for putting it so clearly, sir. What we'll end up with, probably, is a federal police force: staffed by. French-speaking her- maphrodites. ‘ | q H i ] i 7 Vir OnE AD OF BRUNE } ANY DME fOD0an~ & 8:30 pm) ot URING THe mone OF MAY. 1985 ' LZ ie aia OP TO igor OR GRIER VALUE’ THRU FRIDAY) cy The Fabulous 329% Fie ae pening Saturday May 25 th, ‘1985 "N PERSPECTIVE” | ream Garden Party Affair! 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