America: Full of EL PASO, Texas — Radio stations everywhere try to be community-minded; to construct a campaign that will not only achieve a wor- thy goal, but that will also endear the station to an ever-increasing audience. In this Texas backwater, abut- ting Mexico and New Mexico, the leading broadcast outlet is cur- rently promoting a charity. It boldly asks listeners to send in money to buy bullet-proof vests for its police officers. The campaign repeatedly booms on the air with announcements that the City of El Paso cannot afford to buy these modern-day shields, Citizens have to do it. Send money now. Across the Rio Grande from Ciudad Juarez, Ei Paso officially declares a population of 463,800, but no one really knows. it could be 750,000 (there may be a million more on the Mexican side). Vast stretches of barren hillsides, usually downwind from ugly, belching mining concerns, are infested with squatters in adobe shacks. it has long since gone beyond the United States Border Patrol's ability to control. Instead, the immigration perimeter has moved inland from El Paso, where road- blocks, aircraft and assorted other technique are employed to catch the wetbacks. In the cocoon of El Paso, their underground network is secure. Among the many differences between Canada and the United States is an attitude of self- reliance. Americans are taught as a cul- tural inheritance that they are equal and they must fend for themselves. Their freedoms will be pro- tected, but they will not necessari- ly be fed or housed, nor can they be too demanding about medical or educational services. If you can’t make your own way in life, be grateful for whatever alms come your way. If you are equal, prove it. Go become president. Go become rich. But don’t ever beg. In Canada, drummed into us from birth, the attitude is that none fail because of their own mistakes. Failure is a circumstance of discriminatiou, a lack of educational opportunity, regional disparity, and — mostly — because we have a succession of stupid governments, In economic competition with the Americans, we start off with the disadvantages of a smal] mar- ket, a vast lerritory and a cruel climate. On top of this we build a welfare state that is the envy of the world, pratecting the National Inferiority Complex, and making it impossible for anyone to mate- rially suffer failure. To pay for this, governments cither borrow or tax, forcing our industry into a hopeless com- petitive position. There is no solution for this . lawyers, university people, politi- cians, bankers, doctors, teache industrialists — Le. ev Canada have the same suggestion: pay them more. Cut their arguments to the core and you will find that they are all trying ou get more government money for themselves or more protection front competition. Every visit 10 the United States leaves me invigorated, even the quick sorties into the State of Washington. Bannerman epee OPEN LINES We arrived in Phoenix this year in time for New Year's Eve, join- ing the crowds on the city’s Cen- tral Avenue for one of the coun- try’s greatest annual events: the Fiesta Bowl Parad Marching bands from throughout the U.S., and expen- sive floats promoting various children’s themes, came by in waves. American brass bands, in their rapid pace, short-stepping march, have a unique style, as ng as they have become cliched: they are all the same. There were many in this parade, not the least of which were The Blues, the 280-member band of the Pennsylvania State Nittany Lious, and th ilar-sized ag- gregation representing the adver- saries, the University of Tennessee Volunteers, and the host Arizona State University Sun Devi AS a pre-game respite, w drought in the new year with The Phoenix Symphony followed by dinner. But New Year's Day, we moved with the crowds to Sun Devil Sunday, January 12, 1992 ~ North Shore News - 9 Stadium in Tempe, sitting on the 50-yard line for the annual Fiesta Bowl]. There is nothing quite like U.S. College Feotball. There are many bow! games, and all of them auract large crowds. Some —- Rose, Orange, Sugar, Fiesta — are international- ly televised. We sat with 73,000 people overwhelmed by all of the obligatory Americanisms: 500 musicians on the field; massive hot air balloons (shaped like a beer bottle, an athletic shoe and a cactus); **Old Glory”’ (the Stars and Stripes) rolled out to cover the entire football field; a moment of silence for the troops from “Operation Desert Storm,”’ a televised message from the presi- dent over the scoreboard screen: and paratroopers artfully landing from upon high amid a marching band. We were quite surprised when they played God Save the Queen, until we heard our seatmates voice the words: ‘America tis of thee, sweet land of liberty..." We are of course reminded that when a Canadian football team draws a crowd of 1,000 fans, it is a big event. 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When you see a line-up on a ci- ty sidewalk, it is just as likely to be the state hospital as it is the latest hit movie. No country in the democratic world is so cruel to its poor. Cen- tral cities have become vast bat- tlefields. In the face of this, President Bush is beginning his election year with promises of tax cuts. He is more worried about the political impact caused by defence cutbacks than the crisis in the streets More Americana in th Next week, pace PIANO TUNING Professional service at competitive rates Bos STEEI (FORMERLY 81.ME 980-7822