q Fall is here an reminding you all of impending doom, gloom, and labori- ous gardening tasks, I wish to point out that the sky is _ falling — or soon wil! be. You are free to call me Chicken Little, in fact you can call me anything you like as long as you don’t call me to heip rake up your : fallen leaves. Falling leaves may “. mot cause the same degree of ‘ panic as our frightened fryer’s ; falling skies, but it does hold the -potential for terrors, “. “It’s game seven of the World - ’ Series, the Jays are up to bat in _ the ninth inning of a tie game and the wife hands you the leaf rake; eck! Or, it’s a beautiful Sunday morning, the weatherman has _ promised this will be the last good ..: day of the year; you ease into the. | storage room to sneak -out with . your golf bag only to discover . that your putter has been replaced by the leaf rake. : moe .. Now, what: do you suppose you are going to do with all of those leaves?. You certainly weren’t con- sidering. putting them in plastic’ ‘bags and dumping them out on the street, were you? In these days of. waste | management, proper ‘recycling. procedures and. en- vironmental consciousness, - sen- ding your garden’ waste to the dump could be considered a crim- inaloffense. 9.5 =. 2. +, ‘Even though I hate to. spoil the orose. tone Of this article, I- must admit that there is an up side to our current. predicament. Com- ‘posting not only saves the tax- payer (that’s: us, folks) by reduc- ing the cost of collecting garbage, but also puts dollars directly into our pockets by manufacturing the best available form of: amend- ments. and « nutrients . for -our. warden, : . / » Until fairly ‘recently, I was able * Be iS-cubic-foot capacity . le Accepts optional automatic ice maker ‘© Two Sealed Crisners, Temp Control Drawer [4] COLONY] HOME FURNISHINGS 1075 Roosevelt Crescent | North Vancouver : B (2 blocks behind the Avalon Hotel) OPEN DAILY; Fri. 9-9; Sun. 12-4 985-8738 | Tobiasson ‘OVER THE GARDEN GATE ‘to. the gloomy. side by asking where you planned to dispose of the coarser stuff. Such items as smaller branches, woody staiks from robust vegetables and ‘perennials, blackberry vines and other coarse clutter from the garden always presented its own brand of disposal problems at the end of the year. You couldn’t very well put it in the compost; nobody really likes chunky style. The only thing left was to burn it. 1 can remember the good old days, when those lazy, crazy days of “summer gave. way to those hazy, smoke-filled days of. fall; it was enough to. bring tears :to. your eyes. : . . - Now we have shred- der/chippers.: Smart-ass machines - that conveniertly turn all of the above-mentioned dif- ficultly-dealt-with materials into so much organic fodder, perfect to feed into the compost or dig straight into the garden. They are generally comprised of a cylin- drical drum housing a rack of heavy steel tlades or hammers, which spin loosely around the in- side. As material is fed into the unit, the hammers mash it up into smaller and smaller pieces until they are tiny enough to fit through the screen over the exit chamber. The above-mentioned ‘hammer mill’ shredders are preferred over those that utilize sharpened blades to do the mill- ing. The blades quickly become dull and the units become useless. As mentioned, smaller, finger- sized branches, brush and leaves are ideal for the shredder, but what about the bigger stuff? Well, this is where the chipper comes in. It is usually at the end of a smaller hopper which feeds in from the side. The high-speed blades are designed to ‘chip’ branches of up to 3 inches in di- ameter into smaller, more man- ageable cizes. These can be further reduced in the shredder along with some other compostable material, or spread over the garden as a mulch (Ugh!). The chipper should not feed di- rectly into the shredder; this situa- tion generally results in increased wearing of the chipper blades. You should also be sure to get a reasonably powerful machine Qook for something with at least & horse power). Whenever you are using ma- chinery -such as this, it is best to ‘keep the image of what your hand (or should I say stump) would fook like if. you fed it into the machine. These are nasty, dan- ‘gerous machines and should be . handled with extreme care. See how I artfully ended things on 2 gloomy note? . Sw October 11, 1991 ~ North Shore News ” "pe wave AN 2 “All-Weather Wicker aa ® available in 12 decorator colours © maintenance free © extensive product line qilLoyd’/Flanders 1420 Fell Avenue, North Van. (comer of Fell and Marine) 98 8-7328 Gall -1 d so are the