Dear Mr Fizz: ll be ali right, if you call a dead soul condemned to swim in his bitter tears for the rest of his life all right. Fizz: You could wax vour legs and moisten with a Velvet Kiss: 1 07. gin, 4 oz. banana liqueur, 4 02. pineapple juice, 1 oz. cream. Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Dear Mr Fizz: When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty stan- dard, really. Fizz: Give in to the beauty of vour feelings and say the words. When we are jovful, we are uplifted and suffused with warmth and tingling sensations and a Vermouth Triple See: 1 oz. dry Vermouth, 1 oz. gin, 2 tsp. Triple Sec, 1-2 dashes orange bitters. Shake well with ice and strain into an old fashioned glass tilled with ice. Dear Mr Fizz: My child- hood was typical, sum- mers in Rangoon, luge lessons... Fizz: Remember vour- self. Consciously inspire and expire. You are lithe, not limp. I'm listening. A Wave Cutter is clinking in the distance: 1% 02. fight rum, 1 oz. cranberry juice, 1 oz. orange juice, Mix in an old-fashioned glass over ice and garnish Friday, May 1, 1998 — North Shore News — 23 with cherry, Dear Mr Fizz: Our sup- plies are dangerously low and we've had to breathe ammonia these last 18 years. Fizz: Overanxious? Understimulated? Eat the fruit cake Aunt Esther gave you last Christmas. Perecive the world clearly, Consume its pleasures avidly and com- municate them lucidly. Unele Ernie’s fine Tequila would go nicely in a White Bull: 1 oz. Tequila, % 07. Kahlua, cream. Mix Tequila and Kahlua in an old-fashioned glass filled with ice. Top with cream, Dear Mr Fizz: It’s my happening baby and it freaks me out. Fizz: Oh, behave. Woo Woo Shooter: 4 oz. vodka, 4 oz. peach schnapps, 4 02. cranberry juice. Stir with cracked ice and strain into a shor glass. SEARS SEARS-O-PEDIC” Outstanding v © ‘Chantal’ pillowtop sleep sets. All the benefits of the regular mattress plus pillowtop construction with 1/2" layer of foam on top for plush feel @ Twin and Obi. avail. in extra- Hong lengths @ 15-year warranty; details in store. #74305 ser. Queen also available Use your Sears Card and © Get double Sears Club points’ Plus, take 'til 2000" fo pay interest free on fumiture’, sleep sets and decorator rugs tUntit Sunday, May 10, or where Sears is closed, Saturday, May 9, 1998, Sears Club Members can use thelr Sears Card and get double Sears Club points on furniture’, sleep sets and decorator rugs. Olfer excludes labour and delivery. _ ‘Pay in 20 monthly payments interest free, until January 2000. Minimum $200 purchase. $35 delerral fee and ail applicable taxes and charges are payable at time of purchase. On approved credit, with your Sears Card. Both offers end Sunday, May 10, 1998. Both offers exciude liquidation items in Clearance Centres and Catalogue purchases. Ask for details. **D/601 Fumiture Shop; excludes baby & patio tumiture © ‘Chantal’ Sleep sets. Outstanding value for a 510 coil mattress and foundation @ Twin and Double available in extra-ong lengths @ 15-year warranty; details in store. #74300 ser. Queen also available SALE PRICES END SUNDAY, MAY 10, 1998 While quantities last SEARS 04461 Copyright 1998. Sears Canada Inc.