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the fuss that some folk (especially, it seems, the old and lonely) make of the wretched animals’,
— they possess no conversation, wear an incredibly stupid expression on their face when one
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ANSIGNIA OF RANK - The People of.West Vancouver are just waiting for your call. to action in enforcing the 3 ea LEANING  2525.Willow’ |
A DOG'S eee * poop-scoop by-law and I suggest the following: - LTD. (at. Broadway):
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CAP BADGE q.rcccnenet (1), Under. the banner : Group McAlister ’ form an action-party —
a (2) Provide Party Members with easily recognizable clothing (items of obsolete W.V. police
INSIGNIA OF RANIK~ a uniforms could be pressed into service), and: a modicum of equipment (see Clothing and ae ae
BADGE WORN ON i . Equipment attached). . a - _ E L cur. :
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: (3) ‘Organize 24, hour >-person patrols throughout? the length and breadth of West ot. an
INSIGNIA CE RANK- Vancouver and deal sternly with offenders (see Rehabilitation attached). Perhaps initially a "Wash & wear. No sotting
SUPERIOR QUALITY warning f but peat off “a the. Fareinities of the law. I would personally favour public oeenaeiog Sculpted. to. the '
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INSIGNIA OF RANK~ (4) Co-ordinate patrols and ‘enforcement through a, to be, constructed building. (see. _ |. even tho way It. grows. Soft .
WAGGER STICK; Operations Control Centre attached). This might form a delightful addition to our civic: + [s feminine tooks that ae all yey.
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