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Devotion to the Gods

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1 think I'ma prem
Leadership candidate Bi
who later got 28
Vander Zaim is eminent!
beatable Mike HH arcourt
before the provincial election

Holy smokes! It calian me feel
good. | thought it was
mile and my love of flowers that
made people like me The
Great Slam himself; on hearing
that he topped the public
popularity polls in the leadership
race

With an election-night
of 568 over NDPer Darlene
zari, he is still safe
report in Vancouver Sun on Pat
McGeer’s prospects in
Vancouver-Point Grey

Can you feature a fairy RCMP
constable trying to
lumberjack with a powder puff?
— Gordon Taylor, MP for
Bow River; asking the Balonyites
not to let homos join the Gen
darmerie Royale, as it's known
bilingually

There was no severance pay
Social Services Minister Claude
Richmond; in stating that fired
Expo President Michael Bartlett
received $220,000 as a ‘‘contract
payout"

What day is this, Monday?
Expo boss Jimmy Pattison,
ing a bit dizzy on his furious
rounds

But
whales
Prince
Fxpo

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vou fall into the el
medical profession, the
chances of

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feel

they don't LOOK
Small boy on seein
and Princess of Wak

always felt that the
uiches
better
vour remaining
healthy
memoirs

I've found
human hair,
counterweight
meone pul in joke
Fisheries Inspector Robert Keith;
on what he found in the cans in
the tuna fish affrur

British Columinans don't have
the desire to be vest in the world
at their jobs. They want to makea
living and work from 9 to 5, but
they want time to sail, play tennis
and picnic on the beach Mar
tin Goldfarb, pollster and
Easterner

Vancouver,

vesque;

mad Aine mulls
once

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think so

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Marilyn

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reporter

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insults the

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can come up with toda)
Ubyssey, the s nt rag
1 lot of Canadians don't

item tr
eem
to appreciate the benefit
migration. We're going to have to

do some convincing Tory wm

migration man Gerry Weiner; be
to the Trudeau tradition
Sarah has said that while I'm
away on service, she doesn t mind
living with her mother-in-law
Prince Andrew; after getting
married
| know of no other place where
princes assemble to pay homape
to molecules Canadian John
Polyani; on receiving the Nobel
Prize for Chemistry
Are there any ‘Parlez
Francais here? Female post of
fice clerk in Toronto on being ask
ed for French
speaker
Would all the candidates please
up on the platform and hr
ing their spouse or other signifi
cant person with them Socred
p convention chairmar
erson
makes the waitine-list

ing true

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service by a

come

Petroleum
Hopper; on
s from Petro
Canada wimps who quit beca

sAorter Calgary
Club manager Bill
receiving resignatior

women

jut

How can »@ explain Vander
Zalm to people in

Columnist Marjorie

Toronto?
Nichol
even sillier than usual

I met Gaddafi last week. He
beautiful gus Ziad Chaat
who heads a pro-Palesti
group in Edmonton

What shall we do with
Irgentinian Romb
bastards!"* British soccer fans
in Mexico City for the
their

as were they

soccer

world cup; alas side was
bombed,

Nuclear safest
form of enerey known to man
British politican Peter Walker,
just before Chernobyl!

Can I stop this? Tongue-tied
NDP leader Bob Skelly during TV

news take. He couldn't

power i the

I'm a

Ronald Reagan

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