10 - Wednesday, January I,

1996 - North Shore News

Doug Collins

* get this straight °

BECAUSE THEY‘ ‘RE fun, and because it took me
a year to collect all these gems, here is the third and
final installment of my “Quotes Of The Year’’.

Given today's mail service,

how will we know when the:

postal strike begins? -- Leer
to the editor when walkout
was threatened.

After seeing Rambo. last .

night, | know what todo the
next time this happens, --
President Ronald Reagan,
after being shown how to win
a’war in South East Asia.

The really loony ones that

want to vote jor us are so

loony’ that | | they can’t even .
find the polling booths. We |

lose alot that way. -- Scream-
ing Lord Sutch, head of Bri-
tain’s Monster Raving Loony
Party.

’ Edmonton ‘taxi-driver com-
menting; on local human
_ tights issue.

. Uf I hed one hour to lives a.
I'd spend it choking a white ,
man..I'd do it nice and slow. -

-- Black jazz. trumpeter Miles
Davis.
No matter: what your

politics are, L.think you will - :

agree that. the’ three-year
reign of the socialists was. the

best thing that ever happened :
to this province. >‘ Marjorie.
Nichols; who is acting a little’

“strangely these days.:

Where have - “gil! the.

characters gone? ' -- Pacific
Press. publisher “Gerald

Haslam, lamenting: that: his ~

columnists are all as tame as

Ged, : tow I haie Pakis! ~~,

the sexes.

Uf they sold Canada, you'd
get $64,000, -- Headline in
the Vancouver Sun.

There aren't enough rich
people in this country. --
Finance Minister Michael
Wilson.

SCHOOL
| REOPENS
JAN. 7/86
' Junior. Music
Introductory
Course. B
Children 3% to 4 yrs. Jim
Duration  o&
6 weeks.

Mr. Speaker...In ny
capacity. as Acting Prime
Minister and as Acting
Minister for National

. Defence, in those capacities

we have absolute confidence
in the judgment of the
Secretary of State for Exter-
nal Affairs..-- Joe Clark,
Secretary of State for Exter-
nal Affairs.

And a Happy New

Quotable Year to all.

* Tom Lee Yamaha Music Schoo

3204 -

kittens, and forgetting: that: ..}-

the ‘characters have* fled ' ‘to:

the North Shore.

lt was.as if: someb dy had :
dropped ‘a pebble in-a pond S

and there were no ripples.

“ Except I noticed that.in my -

‘:.heart, something broke...

Province. writer Little” Miss“
Glasses doing.a little weeping

a on the death‘of. AIDS hero

. Rock-Hidson.-- and proving .

‘” that Haslam knows what he’ S

me talking about: ”
‘They have: “privileges. ‘that

.. the average Canadian doesn't

. have...And whatido.they'do-
“with them? The brother has a.

‘child. with: the Sister, that’s

“> -what they do ei them.

“-: on the Indians. y
‘2. Every once in a while you".
run into a ft truck. In the worst:

. cases, you find that the truck Je >

- fs; yourself...» Bannerman

“eating crow with Bannerman. |-

‘after. being chased. by: the
_ERTC. Radio Control
Thought Police.

There’s no’ room ‘in’ radio’

for Rambo. .-- Denny Boyd,

playing it safe: on

: Bannerman.

‘It’s not much fun for a:

wife. to. become pregnant...

i. from a snippet of sex across ”°
the Kitchen table, when-he’ *

hasn’t ‘had a wash, hasn’t
even taken his clothes off and

has one hand reaching for a:

.. “beer in the fridge. --. Author

Lance Milne, who: -claims..

. Australian’ men. are, about as
Seductive’ as rabid dingoes. -
Ladies and gentlemen,

4 please try. to act. like.
gentlemen. -- Lebanese. of-”
ficial . trying: ‘to. bring? some.:

order into press’ ‘conference.
_. -Ldon’t knit with my ears.
-. w= Province: reporter Barbara

‘ MecLintock jabbing: Al
Passarell, MLA, after he
“claimed that Teporters knitted”

during question period.
T-hate_ women. :--.Stelco

foreman ‘making his’ con-

me tribution to the equality of

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