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hings are so topsy-turvy that the University The figure mentioned by government. mother told her kid that Joe or a Swede. .
.Of Victoria has a new engineering school, inmate Jimmy Hawkes, who In Novosibirsk, a Russian Clark was cither a Canadian I think he’s a Swede.
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{And I thought it was only in the U.S.S.R. that they 49 Qo tor deen Mowat ae
did things.like that.) Pretty soon we'll be financing them will be denizens of the
shoe factories that turn out shoes that fit only the Third World, naturally.
ight foot, which is what the comrades did onc:. The fevered thought
ora woe Pe : behind the proclamation is
“Anyone who, can’ make’. that the newcomers would be
ense of having two’ sentreprenurial immigrants’
anecring - ; ‘ 2: e . who would bring large sums
srevince ken thee in the ; get this . of money with them for
rough jobs fi . 2 scattering around the Cana-
enough jobs for the gradu straig. ht dian economy.
ot ; , Is there no limit to our lu-
; nacy, Lord?. All we would
get out of such a move
would be more Chinese res-
taurants staffed by more
Chinese, and more East In-
_ dian restaurants staffed by
mofe East Indians. Always
assuming, of course, that the
_moneyed newcomers. would *
be sufficiently weak-minded —
to want to pour their funds
down the Canadian tax hole.
- Other pearls of wisdom
dropped: from the commit-
tee’s table include the state-
ment that the bigger the
population here in the True
North, the more prosperous
we will be. :
if that is the case, Lord,
how come India and China
aren’t the most prosperous

frican basket case.’
On the lower rungs of the |
education front; parents who
double ‘as teachers put big -
ads “in: the papers \ asking
WHY: to all sorts of dumb
things, ‘such’ as ‘VW/HY. can’t ©
my. brother’ get the courses
he wants in high school. «©
“The. most likely. answer is
at the guy is too. dumb. ‘
What the-ads‘don’t.ask is
WHY B.C: teachers’ salaries ~
“higher | than: those - of.
every. state inthe U.S. with
e:-exception.. of: : Alaska,
ith: which we. were running
_neck‘and-neck. in, 1984.
’ ” B.G.'s: average salary’ for
teachers in. that year was

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536,378, not including in-° cr nent” in .Canada‘:that | Such ravings incline one to yee =
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“- been oa. basket case and XXX XXX XXX >
al Clee i> ..° The hollering and -whining
ie Let. some. roaming. by: the. axe-grinders’ of. the: - x
and -péering around: the. lip ~ education’ “system ‘continue .
_. of looneydom: 0.5000". -unabated, : and ‘the' sky falls
oe URKX XXX XXX daily. Which is the: reason, . %%
=. 3. Trely, Lord, we are gov-. no “doubt, that the B.C. Ae ;
- erned by homo-saps who are ostrich family © still have &
: their heads in the . sand. -

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