HAS ANYONE ever seen a
bigger bubble of babble
than this election? Is there
no escape from the rat’s
nest that is 7ederal politics?

ied by Kimmie, the politicians
are confessing their sins and pro-
mising to be good in future, but
the possibility that Wimpland will
forget yesterday and vote for the
same thing tomorrow is great. Try
not to break out in spots.

If we vote Tory, Liberal or
NDP we are voting for more of
the same, which is to say squads
of doublecrossers. Lust time,

" remember, we got the GST even

though it was never mentioned
during the election.
. | wouldn’t give them my toenail
clippings, let alone.a vote,
_ Kim Campbell is the biggest
phoney. But she’s only a nose
ahead of Jean Chretien and
Audrey McLAFFlin.

Her program is a happy face
and a blond tap. She also claims
to have renounced elitism and may

". now even talk to loggers.

- Brian Baloney, mezawhile, has
been dropped down the Memory
Hole. Not a word from any Tory
about the wonderful things he did

‘for us these past nine years.

Did he ever exist? For all we’ve
heard about him or from him he
might be the Caesar who foliowed

: Julius.

The Campbell girl herself might

shever have existed.

:: To hear her talk about law and

: order, you would never think she

had been the justice minister.
To hear her talk about taxes,

“frugality, and all the other

myth-themes you would never

': think she supported the GST

through thick and ‘thin or that she

“had nothing to say while

Bullroney was wasting billions.
"| once wrote to her about the

." $400 million giveaway to the Jap-

Enter new age corner
store at your own risk

"Dear Editor:

: *:The last-time I. went to the cor- .
“ner_store to buy some milk there
“was a hot and heavy scene be- -

tween a man and a womari on the

: video screen used by the staff to

watch videos that are for rent.

A girl of about’10 was choosing
. penny candy i in full view of the
._ Soreen..

PAs 1: ‘put’ my ;
counter, the woman, naked,
breasts showing, lowered herself
‘onto the naked man.

-When I; paid for the milk, he
- had an: orgasm. I double- counted

_my.change, as the girl staff was

distracted (as was I), asked for a
paper bag, and left.

I was in shock.

The girl with her candy left too.
‘The next day 1 spoke to the

owner of the store, a man who -
drives about and communicates by’

cellular telephone and drops in, I

"Suppose.

{KEN BAXTER

milk ‘on. the -

ON THE OTHER I HAND

anese interned during the war,
plus the cringing apologies they
got. Yea, even if they were babies
at the time, She thought the
giveaway was great.

Hers is also the government that
is providing us with 250,000 im-
migrants a year, most of whom
are former denizens of the less
salubrious parts of the earth,
Somalia being the latest choice.

Immigration is kept in the
closet. Except when the mad Doug
Lewis comes to town and an-
nounces he wouldn’t mind doubl-
ing that number. (He’s the
minister for security, if you can
believe it.)

What do we hear from others
who are on guard neither for
Canada nor for thee?

Take the feckless NDP. Take it
away, if you can. Kar! Marx is
dead but the socialists haven't yet
heard the news, so McLAFFlin is
going to give everyone jobs
through public works.

In Vancouver Centre, as you
may have heard, the NDP has a
lesbian running for it, the NDP
being the preferred party of the

He hires teenagers ‘to run his
store, and they’re a pretty good
ot.

But teenagers sometimes do. not
have the common sense that years
bring.

Their hormones are hopping,

and they'-are learning about re- ;

sponsibility.

Meanwhile, kids are all around
this store, bikes outside as they
make their purchases. ;

Do the parents realize that
buying penny candy may involve a
larger experience for their children
than they imagine?

This sex scene was one incident,
but what about gross violence, or
torture scenes as well?

This shop allows the staff to
watch any of the videos for rent
to pass the time.

This is the uew age corner store.
Enter at your own risk.

Heather Fisher
North Vancouver

5" ONSDALE QUAY
~ NORTH VANCOUVER

988-6321

peculiar, And | saw McLAFFlin
giving Miss Funny a big smile.

Then there are the Liberals.
Does anyone really believe they
should be recycled?

Wasn't it the Liberals under the
Castro-kissing Trudeau who set
this nation on the road to rot?

Wasn’t it the Liberals who
began throwing our money around
like confetti at a mass wedding for
the insane? Didn’t they also in-
spire the Charter of Wrongs that
made the country safer for crooks
and phoney refugees?

Didn’t they invent ‘‘par-
ticipatory democracy’’ — meaning
government by Ottawa-financed
pressure groups?

The same big brains threw open
the gates to every race on Earth
except the white race, financed
multicult, favored homos, set up
human rights boards, screamed
for bilingualism, and made
Quebec a province not like the
others.

All with help from the so-called
opposition parties.

And wasn’t it the Tories, Liber-
als and NDP who tried to bring in
that election gag law, while at the
same time Kimmie was preaching
the politics of-inclusion?

And hasn’t Chretien parachuted
uninvited fem candidates into the
constituencies against the wishes
of the locals, thereby excluding
men?

Dear Lord, please save us from
Chretien and Shrill Sheila Copps.
Also from Kimmie and McLAF-
Flin.

And what is to be done?

This peasant will vote Reform,
in spite of Preston Manning.

It will be an act of desperation.
A last throw. The ordinary people
in the Reform party, you see, are
against the things 1 am against
and for the things J am for.

To the barricades.

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