Dear Mr. Fizz: My erst- while companionable monkey is now a wretched liability. He’s decided to give reign to his unresolved issues. You see, this simi- afi was once injected with human brain cells — useful in dealing with the daily opportunitics of a modern life. But now he has tapped an unconscious His outbursts have filled 0 me with anxiety. Fizz: The wee one is simply staying in the flow of evolution. When he enters this condition, his ego-shell is crushed and he can shake the heaven ‘and move the earth. You might chili out with a Blue Shark: one ounce tequila, one ounce of vodka and 3/4 ounce of _ blue curacao. Shake it up well with cracked ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Dear Mr. Fizz: My land- lord switched to low- . flow shower heads and ‘| now every day is a really bad hair day. 4 don’t like a it «Fizz: Our contol dra- ; “mas are formed in child- a hood in relation to anoth- * 2 | et-drama. Each drama a “-1- must have a matching =~ i “drama to be fully played a out, Get some of that _ . -your head vigorously and ‘Hen concoct an Emerald Cocktail: are ounce Irish hiskey, one ounce of Tralian ‘vermouth and one owice cf Scotch whiskey. .& Shake well with cracked wa ut? strain into a cock- ‘Dear Mr. Fizz: I fear my oop he success in her From page 20 ry class has less to Howe Sound Secon School, Squamish: Thr Marriage of Dracula present- ed by Berween Shifts Theatre. Oct. 22-25 and 29- Nov. ] at 8 p.m. $10/8. Information: 892-5078. Arts Club Theatre: The Stillborn Lover. Timothy Findley’s unusual play about love and betrayal. (North Van Players did it for festival fase year.). To Nov. 8. Box office: 687-1644. Arts Club Revue Theatre: Noxena: Improv Princess, a dominating parody from the Vancouver TheatreSports League. Weds. through Sat. at 8:15 p.m. 687-1644. Vancouver . East Cultural Centre: The Modern Barogue Opera Company performs Gluck’s Le Cinest, Oct.28 to Nov. & at 8 p.m. For tickets contact Ticketmaster at 280-3311. Capilano Performing Arts Theatre: Twentieth Century Women. Christine Prince, viola, Holly Duff, piano. Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. Free. ‘with her smitten teach- ing assistant. What’s a word worth these days? Fizz: A hundred hear- ings cannot surpass one secing, unless of course you’ve just tried a super refreshing Poppy Cocktail: 1 1/2 ounces gin with 3/'4 ounce white {creme de cacao. Shake well with cracked ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Dear Mr. Fizz: My dog has just come to the realization that hte is a reincarnated human. Walkies have become problematic affairs. He insists on searching for the wife and son he lefi behind in his past life. Tm at the end of my leash, Fizz: Look for another way to interact. Drop the manipulative posture. Share a Vanderbilt: 1 1/2 oz. brandy, 3/4 oz. cherry brandy, one teaspoon sugar syrup, two dashes bitrers. Shake well with cracked ice and strain into acocktail ylass. Centennial Theatre: Cinndralekbu and Company in a performance of Bharatnatvam dance presented by the India Music Society. October 18 at 7:30 p.m. Vancouver Symphony Orchestra. Rena Sharon, piano. Part of a three-concert series in aid of School Disirict 44’s Elementary Band and Strings Program. $35.50 for three concerts, $20 single. Oct. 22 at 7:30 p.m. Animal Crackers. A‘ benefit concert for animals fea- turing Pandora's Vox, Chantelope, Vancouver Children’s Choir, British Columbia Boys Choir. Oct. 25 at 8 p.m. Single tickets $9:50. Tickets: 984-4484. Ferry Buiiding: The Pro Nova Ensemble. Chamber music con- cert featuring The Mendelssohn Octet. Oct.2 3 at 7:30 p.m. 1414 Argyle, W.V. Mount Seymour United Church: The Pro Nara Ensemble. Chamber music con- cert featuring The Mendelssohn Octet. Oct. 19 at 7:30 p.m. Sing-Along. Your voices and musical instruments wanted for an evening of fun and music in aid of North Korea Farnine relief. Get. 24 at 7 p.m. 1200 Parkgate. St. Catherine’s Church: Vancouver Orpheus Male Voice Choir with special guest David Tuck, tenor. Oct, 25 at 7:30 7% L353 SD Fun 200d Zap, Zip, ZOOp Scooter — Age of Love, ede] records GmbH /Attic Records 1997 Once upon a time there was a mean little man who made young German people march through the streets in lock- step unison. Some even became adept at clicking their heels right smartly. A time later a German synth group called Kraftwerk came along and people moved mechanically together, but this ime it was all for fun. Today a trio from Germany is bringing the one- two-one-two cadence to the world, only this time it’s quite fast and emphatic. Move, move, move to the rhythm, Scooter commands. Boom, boom, boom, go the bass bombs. Zap, zi » ZOOP, the synthesizers drill, ‘squig- gle and swirl, neutralizing the grey matter, engaging the medula oblongata. Lots of good dumb stuff to move to. Dadawa — Voices From The Sky, UFOCO Group/ Warner Music 1997 This is Chinese music the way Enya might do it had she been born and raised in the People’s Republic of China. Dadawa is p.m. $10/%. Reservations: 921-8673. wm Avaion Hotel: Live jazz every Thursday 8:30-11:30 p.m. featuring Mark Hasselbach. Jack Lonsdale’s Pub: Live music Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. Lynnwood Pub: Live music Thursday to Sunday from 9:30 p.m. No cover. Maplewood Pub: Live music featuring Silverload every Sunday night at 7:30 p.m. Info: 924-1834. Portside Room, Seven Seas Restaurant: Alan Dobb Band, Oct. 17. John Bottomley, Julie Hedge, Oct. 18. Michael Friedman, Oct. 19, Paul Sumner, Oct. 21. Musician drop in hosted by Derek Nyberg every Wednesday. Girls Rock the Boat hosted by Suzzane Wilson every Thursday. For live music information cali 987-3344. Sailor Hagar’s: Onion Head and the Tear Drops every Sunday night. 984- 3087. Waterfront Bistro: Saturday Night Live Comedy. October 18 at 9 p.m., Jamie Hutchinson. Ocr. 25, J.P. Mass. - Compiled by Martin Millerchip ee [Stamp Sate! | discount with this coupon expites Oct. 30/97 25i package SALE $10.46 + tax roll of 100 reg. $45.00 LONSDALE POSTAL OUTLET SALE $41.85 + tax om (AXA LONSDALE COPY & STATIONERY} hal, 1552 Lonsdale Ave /16™ St. 988-6420 or 988-5619 treaamart af af Canada P Post Cor; mat ee ed eee ee possessed by a Melodious Goddess. Born Zhu Zheqin in Canton, China, Dadawa’s career sparked in 1990 when she won a televised coniest for young interna- tional singers. She connected with composer He Xuntian at the competition. The resulting collaborations have been inspired outings. Sister Drum introduced her to the west. Voices From The Sky follows the path. The songs are dynamic, the sweeping arrangements are simply grand and the voice soars on silk wings. Ani Difranco — Living In Clip, Righteous Babe Records 1997 Ani lives up to the namesake of the label she launched in 1996. This double-disc live set is the result of recordings taken straight from the soundboard at close to nwo dozen venues during Ani’s spring and fall 1996 US. tours. Vancouver Folk Music Festival fans saw the right- cous babe live in July. Young wimmin really dig her. The intensely passionate and per- sonal songs, propelled by the sheer physicality of her approach to guitar, connect her crowd on a fundamental- ly visceral level. There are many pale clones of her out there scoring radio hits. Check out the real deal. eo8 FUN, fun, fun is on the bill at the Mint Records record release bash, Wednesday, Oct. 22 at The Starfish Room. West Van’s The Smugglers celebrate the release of their EP Buddy Holly Convention. o Berkeley, California pop-punksters The Mr. T Experience join the show along with “ - Sacramento’s spook-rockers The Groovie Ghoulies. 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