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MacPhee maintains ner sense From pave 38 couldn't bear the thought af leav- ing this world knowing she had done nothing to help her two daughiers, Katherine, 21, and Jen- ny, 18 Having a mother with breast cancer automatically put them at higher risk for contracting the disease. Sco she wrote about her ordeal as if it were an adventure, and titled it Picasso’s Woman, a title inspired by the artist’s cubist penchant for depicting women with an irregular number of breasts. Any good adventure has a heart-stopping moment, For me, the words, ‘itis cancer,’ did quite nicely, MacPhee begins, fi don’t remember the exact moment that this particular adven- ture started, There was a period of denial. I've never been preoc- cupied with my physical anpear- ance. Likewise, | have always bee.,- terribly off-hand about anything, that happened within my bouy — ignore whatever sezms to have gone wrong and the problem will disappear as mysteriously as it ap- peared... A mastectomy had been recommended. The doctor warn- ed that such surgery had the same impact as an amputation. ... | heard percentages for survival _fates: two, five, or 10 years? Was he talking to me? ... At one of the most frightening moments of my life, | suddenly had to become a researcher and mike coal deci-. | sions ina fieid | knew nothing ~ about... The day arrived for my dressings to be removed. .:. At first, | couldn’t make myself look dawn" at the incision. ... A long and wide diagonal scar ran from the centre of my chest to underneath my... arm. | was struck with the image of a railroad track crossing a prairie. 1 was also aware of a deep sadness. MacPhee says reliving her ordeal in print was “horrendous” because although she wanted to help other women with her story she was equally motivated to move beyond the pain of her per- sonal story. As it turned out, Picasso’s Woman ended up beating out thousands of contestants in CBC Radio’s national literary competi- tion. The judges praised MacPhee’s work for its intimate poignancy and bestowed on her the $2,000 prize in the personal essay catego- ry. : Her first reaction was surprise 3 y e D: T from (ce ibet ilieyed e op) of humor and delight, CBC, after all, receives literally thousands of submissions each year, “So it was kind of like winning: the lottery." ; But winning meant publicity — publicity MacPhee could have happily done without, “It was like walking out into . traffic and taking my clothes off,” she says. That MacPhee has always been a private person made it even more difficult: her early collections of poetry, Scarecrow and Maggie, are both highly personal works. So it was hardly surprising that - she kept her discovery of a breast: Jump to herself. Butin this in. 0 stance she didn’t even tell het awe. husband or daughters until just a>" day before the surgery. oe Now, she realizes that wasa mistake. ; a In fact, she is angered when she’ thinks about the number of we women stricken with breast cancer ° — over 5,000 Canadian women succumb to it every year — and saddened Ly how few personal stories are available for public consurnption. ‘ “Betty Ford was one of the first: to come out and say ‘I haves |» breast cancer.’ It wasn’t talked |. about at all, you didn’t. even dar whisper.it. ©: 6 Os re eh ‘This is nat for'a minute a: feminist issue,” she insists. “’On in nine women die of breast.” cancer.” (The Canadian Breast” Cancer Foundation puts that number closer to one in:10.) - We're talking about a disease that is the leading cause of death among Canadian women (in'B it’s lung cancer) and yet pedpl are still afraid to use the word “epidemic” and breast cancers. the same breath, says MacPhee. twas curious to know how a paramedic who regularly deals with life and death situations: Inanages te maintain a sense.o humor, ron “Every time | think I’ve seen it- all, life shows me I haven’t,”. she. says of her work with the am-- bulance service. 85 wets “When it came to my cancer; | told my friends we've got to keep our sense of humor in this.".0°° Her friends have taken her at. her word: a few months aifter-her. surgery a bunch of them got: together and threw her a wake.: Everyone came dressed in black. “We're not sure if it’s sick or... funny,” laughs MacPhee. “It’s “°° definitely comic relief." 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