AlO - Sunday, April 1, 1984 - North Shore News inquiring rt AN ALBERTA man is in repo er custody in North Vancouver after he attempted to use’a stolen credit card at a Marine Drive sk: rental shop Monday. The unidentified 28- by Charged for fraud year-old man was arrested after attempting to use the card. Police also found a pair of skis in the man’s car which were identified as stolen. The skis had been marked by the RCMP. educational system, ficult for both teachers. , For today’s question, it m Mike Burke i think should be minor point, ed We need equipment not enough ¢ Paper we use back severely Mca Cae much Ellsworth Dickson ITH ALL the budget cutbacks in the students I visited West Van- couver Secondary School to ask students: ‘“‘What improvements need to be made in the educational system?’’ West Vancouver I don’t like to see our teachers being laid off | would also like to say that the government exams Of course, it all depends on what kind of car you're star count for too much of our ting out with, 4f its a clunker and a junker. that's different, grade. Finally, our arts but in case, it was a 2 year old car The owner bit on a courses are suffering with the budget cutbacks Susan Stelling West Vancouver favor of our daily work and not so much on the government exams. cafetena is poorly stock 5 Derek Hodgkins West Vancouver We don’t have enough art supphi)es eimther Davis Ba ee ee West Vv ancouves om | dou t bike ow Cem feon tae CRASH PAD ust be dif- and | Vol. Il No. 14 Sunday, 1 April, 1984 There’s Always an April Fool Dy Macht Perhaps I shouldn’t say it that way More like, ‘there's always a well meaning but terribly misguided consumer’ The poor devils They mean well, and all they are trying to do is save a buck — that’s obvious But tn the process they lose sight of that golden rule of commerce — you get what you pay for Do the Discount, Dept. $150 Mo frills paint job from a well known, high volume. paint-job retailer Now. | know that the preparation for a decent paint job can cost that much, before you even pick up a paint can Be that as it may. the hapless owner suc cumbed to the bright lure of the cut rate He got what he paid for, all right Drips, Runs & Errors, Dept. The car emerged into post-op looking a little under the weather Watermarks spotted the hood. (the driver was later told he should have kept it out of the rain for 3 days) The custom spoiler on the back had runs in it. But what got the owner most of all was the way the doors butts. (edges), had been missed entirely He got much more than he bargained for second time around Shotgun Sally, Dept. Later, when | saw it, it looked as if the painter had just flung open the doors and blasted Not only were the door butts now painted, so were the floor mats, the seatbelts even the sides of the seats Not to mention. for some reason, the chrome and part of the tail lights It effectively lowered the value of the car by 80% In fact, the clean up trom the first paint job cost more than what the proper job would have cost tn the first place Then there was the se cond paint job to consider All| can say 1s caveat emptor or habeus corpus, or whatever tt 1s in Latin what | mean, let the buyer beware 1315 Cotton Drive 980- 4581 our grades weighted in On a f think our - you know (across from | Park & Tilford) more gym There is just © go around Even the has been cut TORO Mae vine ORO Tlie @ Attention... . food service operators. service clubs service stations, all office coffee rooms Take advantage of these current specials April 2 - 6/84 Sunrype Biue . Apple Juice Sunrype Biue Apple Juice Glad Garbage Bags Kraft Dinner Miss Mew Cat Food Tuna Y&S Super Twizzler Reeses Peanut Butter cups Squirrel 7 Peanut Butter Wrigleys Gum asst’d flavours Hunts Tomato Paste Hunts Tomato Ketchup Husky Dog Food Moneys Mushrooms Stems & Pieces ‘onc $10.99 8.39 34.95 24/284mI 26° x36 ) 24/105 22.95 13.98 1.89 10.79 15.95 4.50 22.95 22.95 12.79 16.79 48/2259 48:170g 60/5¢ 70/25¢ 12/500m1 20/35¢ 48/156mi 6/2 BAL 24/7 08g 24/7 84m! Many more in-store specials W.H. MALKINS ‘Wholesale Cash & Carry” 704 2nd St. North Vancouver 988-4210 Open Mon.-Fri. 8:00 am-4:00 pm HOME EQUIT LOANS AVAILABL thie Cagundty das cual pool. Pcthiende He d Nowe Vacation l alk (ero Sere ae we wares © 6 being land off di. wafaa that the gpoveruriacet cn ams COE for sortie h of our yearly grade | think Out teachers and staff are omg a good yobs an spute of the Dbudwet outh , wins ttc ks Mean. setteng, Ubabs ger lenge home to barton for that tie. hitchen orceven a long overdue Shore mnakes th easy with Competiise tates Hexible terms and fast approvals a... SO West \ wm ‘ ud Nun aha hay Oa Wood one ws . 11 Cagruebprrere art We h ‘ Cre it Union share the cogsstpee cou eh low many stude mies Aisi Many other students and darter. Odes mysctf thank the govern irre | re IVY Df olla. YOM MI