page 14 ° Saly 20 aU, 1977. - Next S Shore News NORTH VANCOUVER TALENT. zcke Nentune - - Praduction’s South Pacific?’ —including April Curtis in the ster r role ¢ of Nelife Forbush and ¢ chorus 1 members Mi Michael Curtis, Jim Redfern - and Juli Lando. The show runs at 8:30 p.m. Fridays, Saturdays and Sundeys until the end of July at the Fire Hail, 280 -East Cordova Street, Vancouver. Tickets $4.00 {at the door], $3.50 [advance]. -For reservations call 681- 0241. A wile back I did a littel story fer the Back go littel animals...BUT Porch, tellin’ how my sidekick cum to me, rele THERE’S A HELLUVA DIF- sdlemn, .an ast fer me to sorta straw boss the FRUNCE! - arrangemints wen he made the BiG EXIT. Weill, sir, the recipe callt fer five fathom of chain, a: enjine block frum the auto’ wreckers...an a tug-boat. She wus gonna be a rele Jim-Dandy performance, an I. wus rele proud wen I got her all tidied 1 up. _ I set back an looked over where I had writ it all down, an she wus perfeck rite down to the last detail. F’rin- stance, makin’ shur we done it at low slack tide, so’s he wud sink down nice .an gentle. Them’s the sorta thing s these here proffesh- unals, like undertakers, jest ain’t. fitten to trust. Wot them“ fellers don’t reelize, is with a thing like this, a feller can’t have a. rehearsal. Matter of fact, it wud be a helluva job bringin’ my sidekick back frum the .bottem fer a second try, if she went haywire on the’ first! Anyways, it looked purty: gud an I set back to admire the arrangemints...an sud- den like, it cum to me! IT CUD BE ME—INSTID OF HIM! Well, sir, at times like’ that, the best thing a feller can do is have a think, wich I did. I went into my littel room in the basemint, wich is jest fer settin’ arid thinkin’, an the littel dog cum along an curlt up alongside an purty soon I had her oll figgered out. Y’see, these here conven- shunal funerals giv me a pain in a place wot I can’t say, becus this is a nice fambly newspaper. Jest the same, goin’ up in a puff of smoke don’t seem to me to be wot the Gud Lord intendid. Seems to me it’s mostly becus of.the high cost of real” _estate...with mebbe Exxon -tryif’ to flog off a few million more barrels of distillate! As fer the old-fashioned kind, wen'a feller. has to riz up and down like a danged preachers an: yo-yo. fer prayin’ an ‘Speech- ifyin’ an singin’, the arthrit- icks in my knees is tellin’ me there’s jest gotta be a better way! Well, sir, jest about then the littel dog put her head on my knee.an Thad the answer. They got these here cemetarys where folks put + North Vancouver 107 Weat Esplanade. [Just weet of lower Lonedate) 085-2612 ‘ Y’see, I’ve been bit by a few humans an there ain’t. nebody never snaried at folks. ‘off an on, durin’ his life...but rf ‘ain’t nevar had nuthin’ hut love frum animals. So, wen the time cums, ° debhe ow mcy Can stow ime among the budgies an the old cats an the littel dogs...at if there’s ‘enythin’ this Hereafter thing the reach. ‘ers are hollerin’ about, I shud be surrounded by love. eaunrary wavy wy *# Ss & . An if you have trubble - findin’ me, jest look fer the little headstone I'll get fixed up rele purty frum wot the -Back-Porch pays me. Ill jest NTH sorta scrunch over a mite, same as I do in the chair in my littel room to make room fer the Old Cat and the Littel Dog an the headstone will say | BILL CLARK © ...-AND FRIENDS also pewter, copperware, and hardware all imported trom Italy. 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