FOUR NORTH Shore univer- sity students didn't think they'd be boning up on local creative writing when they got hired as West Vancouver bylaw officers. By Anna Marie D'Angelo News Reporter Bul pearls of wisdom from errant drivers, classifiable in the stretched excuses genre, are often tucked under windshield wipers of iHegally parked cars. especially near the Horseshoe Bay ferry ter- minal. “E got one guy saying, ‘I realize I'm not supposed to park here, but I've never gotten a ticket before so why should | have one now?" “ said Rob Goehring, one of the summer bylaw officers hired in May. Another insight: “We're just taking the ferry and we are drop- ping off some kids. We'll be late, but you shouldn't give us a ticket because we are really not parked here.” But the fact is that no matter what is written, drivers of illegally parked cars get their submissions rejected. If a driver thinks a unique note will stop the reader from issuing a ticket, bylaw officer Mike Darling emphatically states: “wrong!” The News caught up with Darling and the summer bylaw officers recently during a hot afternoon at Ambleside Beach. As the group got together to talk to the News, three brazen youngsters (they probably didn’t recognize the summer uniforms) The sur West Van summer bylaw officers face the mer a peat heat in more at NEWS photo Nell Lucente WEST VANCOUVER bylaw enforcement officers Mike Darling and Amy Eggleton assist a motorist at Ambleside Park. Eggleton is one of four university students hired this summer for the bylaw enforcement beat. promptly drove their two-wheeled bikes through the half-dozen bylaw and police officers talking near the grass area south of Ambleside’s west parking lot. An amazed Darling took a half minute before uttering, “Hey! No riding bikes. You walk your bikes in the park.” The boys promptly dismounted and were last seen walking east- ward, which happened to be in the opposite direction of the bylaw officers, The summer bylaw enforce- ment officers, al] university stu- dents, played down the perception that they were going to have a great summer wrecking other peo- ple’s days with tickets. “Occasionally we get yelled at.” Goehring admitted. SAVE-ON-FOODS PHOTO DEPARTMENTS PRESENT: 7 : ; . A pa BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Wier | Grow Up is a unique, fun photographic event that captures your children playing out their fantasies. We use props and cosiiimes chosen by you to portray what your child wants tc be when he or she grows up. For more information piease call 250-1919 or 1-800-887-6577. Ry, ; AGFA @ FILM NOTHING EXCAPES AGFA FILM Park & Tilford Store: - Friday, July 22 to Sunday, July 24 Pemberton Store: - Monday, July 25 to Wednesday, July 27 Hours at each store 10 am - 7 pm “It goes with the territory. It’s part of the job,”, Darling said of the verbal abuse he has been tak- ing for the past six summers. He is still puzzled by the way some drivers get irate about $15 parking tickets yet passively Sunday. July ‘7, 1994 - North Shore N ews - 23 1 Hath tty Uke ways than one accept $125 speeding tickets. The summer bylaw enforce- ment officers include Goehring, 20, and fellow West Vancouver resident Amy Eggleton, 21. along with North Vancouver's Nicole Riha, 23, and Mark Braithwaite, 21. The students declined to talk about the pay, except lo say their wages were “good” and the money would take care of university tuition in the fall. Two of the summer bylaw offi- cers concentrate their work in the Horseshoe Bay area while the other two patrol the seawall from Ambleside Park to the 25th Street Pier. Bylaw fines range from S15 to $500. A high range fine involves “repeat offenders” who let dogs run around in public areas. The summer bylaw officers usually deal with parking infrac- tions, dogs in the park, in-line skating and cycling on the seawall. Darling said bylaw officers use discretion when deciding whether to warn or ticket for a bylaw infraction. Prerequisites for a bylaw job are good people and communication skills, he added. The students are enrolled in urban studies, criminology, social geography, business and psycholo- gy classes in university. Has being a West Vancouver bylaw officer changed any of them? “I definitely take note of park- ing signs when f go out now,” said Goehring. “Honestly, | go ‘Oh, guys we can't park here’.” Specializing in Blinds and Draperies for over 9 yec 117-949 West ard Si. 2379 West 41st Avs. Squamish 892-5857 984-410 i Vancouver 264-7. °~5 Whistler 932-6. 7