BS - Sunday, May 2, 1982 - North Shore News EE sport Babe Ruth underway LEGION 118 defeated Davies Pharmacy 13-10 in the opening game of the Babe Ruth prep division. Pitcher Kevin Reilly had 13 strike outs and a home run to win the game. The Eagles defeated Midas Muffler 8-5 (winning pitcher Kelly Williams). In the junior division, M.G. Builders’ beat Dillingham 10-8. Geoff McKay was the winning pitcher with 12 strike outs, and Steve Pringle hit a grand slam home run. The Firemen doused North Shore Credit Union 12-7. Shaun Reilly was the winning pitcher. FOREST HILLS baseball season opened under sunny skies and high temperatures last Saturday. This was in total contrast to last year's season which saw more rained-out games than had been seen in a decade. The community spirit was evident at Eldon Park as 350 youngsters lined up on the infield for the opening day DIVING FOR THIRD, Victoria drive player misses tagging Dykhof Nurseries player in Midget “A” softball match Monday. 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As part of the noh tapestry of life tragedy is often Coupled with an tronic humour that cannot tail to escape even the most dour of souls | swear that some of the people who fill out the accident reports are unemployed comedy wniters. practicing their craft whenever they get the chance Here are two that attempt to place the blame on harmiess objec ts inantmate “The colliston was due to the road bending A lamp post bumped tnto the car damaging tt tn two places Here are a couple that seem to want to bend time and space Hothe otter driver had stopped a few yards behind titmself the accident weaild never have on curred Ddre cotter vette be Cc Ollbded watt my Car without giving pron oothee of tS Uv tenths | suppose that every excuse tn the book has popped up. and i course, the ver, best deser ev merit potnts | was alwavs tempted tn grade school to jolt dear old ‘bather | orget’ tn the confessional by muttering to hin that | had murdered the Pope | am sure he would have asked without a blink times 7” “How mary The poor insurance adjuster has a little harder job, trying to separate contesston from cover up We at Crash Pad are past masters at listening to the hard tach story of your accident) and we are more than happy too sympathize with you, no matter whos fault it was And even better we remove every trace $0 Ib sewn like the accident never happened can then) and thats what gets your levhing best ofall I ware feels great to get all those friendly phone calls Commenting on this weekly chatribe thanks readers Uo makes mie tee! wanted 1315 Cotton [rtve (Main St ) North Vane oniver aye TESS freon Praark & Lilfeord Merrber Pvc rth: Soba boxecuithee 2s on Len Macht Auto Body Professtonal Last week's ptcture of Sam was @ roaring success Get ting her to put the picture tn was like pulling teeth, however, and only ac complished with a threat to run a picture of her dog, Babe, instead But now that she’s gone public) she has become somewhat of an overnight celebrity, and customers are lining up for her work — they Clatmn she has the chan of an angel and the touch of a fatth healer WALA Cotion Dre NN) Vina: 980-4581 CERTIFIED | BODY SHOP ws ‘SATURDAYS! Forest Hills is in season ceremonies, with about 1,000 parents and spectators on the side lines. This year, in addition to operating the components of Little League Baseball, the Forest Hills league has taken on the responsibility for operating Capilano Jr. Baseball for youngsters 13-16 years of age. John Wittig, President of Forest Hills, spoke from the pitcher's mound to the youngsters and their parents and pointed out that in addition to the 350 young people who are playing baseball this year, there are more than 100 = adults various working in various capacities from coaching, managing the equipment and doing umpire duties. Like other communities on the North Shore, Forest Hills Little League is proud of its tradition, and the support it receives from the entire community. All Pee-Wee basebal! games are played at Canyon Heights school grounds. Minor League is played at Cleveland School and Eldon Park. Ali major league games are played at Eldon Park. If you wish to volunteer to serve Little League in Forest Hills this year, please call John Witng at 987-7018. Capilano Thunderbird Soccer Club 1982-83 Registration Boys & Girls, 6-16 years old May 5. Wed Sowden Park 6:30-8 p.m. 24th & Lloyd Sowden Park 24th & Lloyd May 6, Thurs May 6, Thurs Norgate Elem Schooi 6:30-8 p.m. 6:30-8 p.m. 1295 Sowden Ave Photocopies of birth certificates required at registration for all new players & all players bom in 1972. For further information call Joan Herrin 980-2237 New Players Welcome Here’s more good reasons to take the Harbour City Challenge! 1. IGNITION TUNE-UP xh 4 cylinder 6 cylinder 8 cylinder vans 2.Wheel Alignment 3.Lube, Oil & Filter (ou & falter incl) SERVICE DEPT. GUARANTEED SERVICE GUARANTEED GM PARTS GUARANTEED PRICE 1375 MARINE DR.N.V. 988-7172