Wind warriors set sail Pete Siddon Contributing Writer FOR anyone contemplating, watching the start of West Vancouver Yacht Ciub’s Southern Straits this morning off Dundarave Pier, an understanding of what is happening onboard and who does what to keep the boat sail- ing will make your experience more enjoyable. Regardless of the size of the boat, it requires someone fo steer, someone to tell them where to steer (you and I refer to this as a navigator), and someone (or a group) to adjust the sails. Everyone in the boat has.a title and a job description which would, in the world of * Human Resources Management, defy logic. Only in the world of sailing do terms like Sewsrman, Trimmer and Grinder have nothing, to do with public works, gardening or metal- _ working. Boats with Antipodean crews are famous for creating names for people regardless of their skills or position on the bost. A Cotterpin is used to secure the rigging wires from undoing themselves while at sea. In Australia, a Cotterpin is known ‘as a “Splitpin”. On an Aussie crewed boat, a “Splitpin” is the tallesr, skinniest crew member. Go figure. Starting at the siern (that’s the back of the boat to you), it could be the Runnerman in a pure racing boat who is responsible for tension- ing the running backstays which are wires that adjust the shape of the sails and hold the mast uz. The runners have tobe constantly adjusted, _feleased or tensioned. Hence the name Runnerman (person to complicate the issuc). Normally the Helmsman steers the boat (on an. all female crew. boat it’s still called the Helmsman). Always attached to an icy cold _stainless stee! wheel or wooden tiller (steering _ arm), this: person has the coldest job on the boat. Wi nd, waves.and temperature combine to make this,” the job that requires the least physi- cal movement, a cold, wet ride. Of course, if the boat gets out of control, then the crew. immediately renames the Helmsman the “idiot” or some related exple- tive. Navigator (the someone who tells where to steer) is the one title that actually makes sense. Some “Navis” never appear on deck because they are totally engrossed in plotting courses, reading the weather or spying on the other boats" progress. In the Southern Straits race, catching the - correct tide is probably one of the most crucial decisions the Navi makes. Some will eyeball Ls Sennen » ES APPS OM Ek TR ADDON THS Aah these decisions from up on deck while others play with laptops down below. of course, if the beai int a ohole® ino wind). it’s aiways the Navigator's fault. The rest of the crew's respon sibility is to keep the boat moving at its optimum speed, which entails trimming and changing. sails. Various titles occur here. As mentioned, the Runnerman is one, but every boat has Grinders, Trimmers, Foredeck, and Mastnan. Some of the larger beats will have Sewerman, Stuffers, Tacticians and other unique flattering names for Move: ble Ballast. The following is « summary of each of the crew's roles: Grinder: Operates the winch- es that pull on ropes. Usuatiy someone who is strong and ath- letic. Could be two/three people who don’t necessarily know any- thing about sailing. Trimmer: Adjusts the sails to the best shape for the conditions. Barks orders to the Grinder. Someone who has a keen sense of air flow characteristics. Could be two/three people. Foredeck: Organizes and changes sails for- ward of the mast. Gets yelled at the most by everyone else. Will be someone who really knows what they’re doing and must enjoy being wet and a part-time acrobat. Has to work fast and never, ever make a mistake. Usually one per- son, or may have an assistant. Mastman: Raises and lowers sails quickly. Assists in bringing sails up on deck anc storing the same sails. Someone who is strong, with a keen sense of balance and timing. Usually one or two people. Sewerman: Organizes all sails below deck, and gets sails up on deck. Some one who never gets seasick and enjoys being wet. Part-time seamstress an asset. Ability to dance on an oil drum. One person. Stuffer: Packs and unpacks spinnakers. Sec previous job description. Tactician: Informs everyone of where they are in relation to the other boats and positien in the race. Works well with the “Navi”. Someone who is a good taiker and team builder. Part-time liar. Very popular if youre winning; a bum if you're losing. Movable Ballast: Everyone. Must be agile and capable of moving themselves to the oppo- “sally Dear Mr. Fizz: Arc you . having a stroke? Fizz: [ haven't decided yet, buc PH celebrate the wonders of the human machine with a Netherland Cocktail: | oz. brandy, oz. Triple Sec, a dash of ’ orange bitters. Shake well “ with cracked ice and strain. into a chilled cocktail glas someone who loves. me enough to never'let me -_ touch her. again? -NEWS. photo Cindy Goodmaa RICK Reynolds aboard Ocean's Razor, one of a num- ber of loca! boats that will compete in this weekend's Southern Straits. Racing begins today at 10:36 a.m. site side of the boat quickly and without imped: ing the activity of the boat changing directions. Must like being wet, cold and windburnt. Cook: Prepsres, rncals or some reszmblance thereof. Cannot get seasick. Someone who hap- © pens to be down below in the cabin at mealtime. Could be anyone. : Skipper: Organizes crew into job descrip- tions mentioned above. Barks orders ro alt crew.-- if headstrong, will be identified by the shirt that says “Bligh’s the name, sailing’s the game”. IF otherwise (ie. a quice achiever), will be know as “the Bill Paver”. Often known to go under the name “Wife”. So there you have it. These are the people you'll see out on the water sailing this weekend. And you never know, on Monday that wind- burnt face sitting next to you, staring into the computer at work could be the Sewerman or Moveable Ballast. Human Resources Managenient rarely see these titles on job applications. Enjoy the start, and who knows, someday you may want to add “Foredeck” to your Tesume. Pete Siddons is the a longtime sailor and serves as public relations director, or “windsock,” for the 30th annual Southern Straits race. The Fool: the butterfly of metamorphosis MARCILIO Ficino the 14th century Florence “physician of the Soul” as . he was fondly referred to by his colleagues of both noble and religious back- grounds is considered by modern day Jungians to be the father of psycholo- Ficino believed thar spirit was everywhere. Enlightenment, while it raight be found in the pious enclaves of monastic life, was cer- tainly found in the everyday world and in everyday. chings. Grace was seen in charms and amulets in the blue lapis of the philoso- pher's stone, in the elixir of soul in the form of wine which he recommended be drunk twice a day! To the aroma of the Howering blossoms on which the vapors of soul moves. Moveme'tt, essential to soul is where the Foot of Tarot comes in. His travels through the Tarot symbols describe the evolving soul and his arduous promenade through life. The Fool, our essence is equipped with his butter: fy of mcramorphosis, gathered te holds his grapes an ode to Bacchus, the god ot wine and of madness and contained are his fears shown by the tiger biting at his hip. Our Fool holds fire in his lett hand and crystals in his right testament to combining differing energies and transmut: ing them into new ways of per- ceiving. The fine tubing in oval shape that courses abut our Fool and his heart is rhe umbili- cal cord of soul that is never severed from the divine. Thus our alchemic¢ journcy whether we wish to remember or not is cho- sen willfidly, purposefully when we incarnat- ed. Taking responsibility fer this choice is perhaps our biggest evolutionary stride. We cheose our parents, we choose our mates, we choose our path, this the meaning of “free will.” Phe gift, the spark of life is granted by the divine. Remember then your guardian angels’ kiss before your birth leaving a sweet indent on your upper lip and with gentle whispers wiping away your conscious memo- ry of Soul. Drawn the Foot alludes to your faith in your path, Choices await, choose wisely and rejoice in the splendor that is your unique moment, your life. For more information on Farot call Diana E. Warwick at 926 9027 or email dwarwick@direct.ca Lady Frieda Harris designed The Foot card for Aleister Crowley's Book of Thoth. 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