IN JULY,. ex-student Jason Wilkins sued the University of Idaho for $940,000 to pay for injuries he suffered when he fell through a third-story dormitory window while mooning students. Wilkins had climbed onto a - three-foot-high heater to reach the window but claimed the university should have posted warnings. ‘Dewitt Smith, 46, received a five-to-10-year sentence for aggra- _vated assault for a 1992 incident in Pittsburgh in which he broke away from courtroom marshais and bit a ec his judge, Walter R. Little, on the _ face, sending him to the hospital “. for.stitches. - ’ After being: festrained, Smith “said ’he “did not: understand” what - ohe, was. doing, because of v voices in his: head: cee NEWS OF THE WEIRD Compiied by AP. McCredie McElroy. reasoned. “Children need, at an carly “age, to be able to os identify manure.” Mike! ‘McElroy, : making. an Ito the. 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Then they placed it on nearby railroad tracks so that a Conrail train could plow into it, but the train pushed it along the tracks, far out of the sight of the burglars. The burglars then fled, nearly empty-handed. (They had remembered to loot the petty cash box at W&W.) eee U.S. Sen. Bob Packwood, describing his experience with girls as a teen-ager: ‘I'd ask girls out and they'd turn me down, and so finally it got to the point where you didn’t want to be rejected. And so you just didn’t ask.” In October, after an evening of drinking with friends, Christopher ..Millwood, 20, was found dead. “with his head, shoulders and upper body wedged into a Federal * Express drop box } in Hot Springs, Arkansas.. : : Police; who: knew. of no motive “for the,incident, said’ Millwood “suffocated when-his head ‘got Caught-between the’ box’ anda ; drawer inside. : ve © Dave T. : Phipps © London & Chianca_ L wad OUT OF BROCCOLI, WHAT IS THAT,..? PEPPERONI 2 Fomnattow’s Comin . © Teresa M. 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' ‘the circurastances ‘and events that. occur, as well as a lack of control Nov. 20-26, 1994 T Your psychic tendencics surface, Sunday, Aries, Review family finances, Monday. Sun enters Sagittarius, Tuesday. . You're in generous mood, Much energy all. week. A former love may show up, Thursday. Stay within. budget, Friday. Income, about to increase, Saturday. : t$ © ‘TAURUS (April 21-May 21) .” Honesty heals “old wounds, Sunday, Taurus, Networking. favored, ©, Monday. Delayed money flows your way, - Tuesday. New challenges well met, Wednesday, Take financial action, Friday. « Saturday, for fantasies, daydreams and teal , life romance, ; ‘TL cemm (May 22-June 21) Develop a more healthy lifestyle. Gemini, Nurture children, early-week, A: happy day, Wednesday, with family, Share.” Thursday with co-workers. An unexpected house guest, Friday. ‘Could be. many Visners, . Saturday. ~ : ot GN CANCER (June 22-July 23) . XO Plana special outing, Sunday. ‘Cancer. Co-workers cooperative; Monday.’ Improve diet, Tuesday. Call distant friends and relatives, mid-week. Watch your tongue | with family members, Friday.°A possible mae. with Partner, Saturday, = LEO ‘(daly 24:Aug: A busy day at home, Sunday; ~ Monday, you on for solitude,’ Work alone '-Early iy Friday best for ‘cave, -over how we react to these events. -" ; A person may see himself acting ~ somewhat out-of-character when: he is fulfilling and correcting cer-. tain past-life qualities connected... to'a personality with which he or ’, she is no longer consciously familiar. Karmically, these quali-. ties must be evolved if.the indi- vidual is to grow more in contact’ with his or her present lifé: The karmic relationship takes,on the tone of each person, ‘while strip- ping away the illusions of,the so- called “other”. Through this °.’ process, new awarenesses are reached and a sense of lightness’ ~ “and freedom can be. experienced i y as the burden of karmic weight i is." ‘Sunday, Scorpio. Plan ‘a Spécial trip wit! being released. . Interestingly’ enough, the karmic pattern is usually under-_ stood clearly only after a lesson: has been learned. By 2 CA person. can struggle through . difficulties in a relationship for months or years without even reale... izing what the struggle is all about. Only after the underlying ee : priority, early ‘week, Cupricom. A:cycle ‘6! difficulty has surfaced and been ‘solved does the karmic burden - actually dissolve: The réward for the “hard work” is understanding, and it comes after we realize the - interwoven link between past life residue and NOW! Karma tends to be expressed | through a string of similar experi- ences that manifest over a period of several’ years. ‘When we enter a relationship, it is often because we unconsciously see something.in the other person which can help us to resolve a karmic problem. In. other words, we attract who we_ need at a time in our life when we are ready to understand. Thus, the ancient adage, “When the student is ready, the teacher is there,” is truly the characteristic tone of why and how karmic relationships ALL SIGNS “The physical world mirrors the process of our own conscious- ness. Cleaning up our environ- ment and getting rid of toxic ‘wastes that contaminate our earth, rivers and oceans is worthwhile, but even more important is flush- ing out toxic ideas that contami- nate the human mind.” — Deepak _ occur. _ Chopra S ty, Friday - friends: 7 vane tn 24-Sep ‘Sunday, Virgo, you:help 'famil - and friends: Physical fitness accented, early : ‘ week. Much to be. thankful for, Wednesda including money: Unexpected Visitor: ‘Thursday. Prepare to make good impression at meeting, Friday: A weekend of: fun an *+ frolic. ;: © fk LIBRA opt. 24-02 Laugh off. your worries, Sunda ' Libra. Well organized ‘and productive - Monday. Professional contacts’ emphasized ' from Tuesday on::New allies and sources of income,’ mid-week. Romance, Friday nigh a Apologize Saturday, for grouchiness yes : SCORPIO (Oct. 2A-Nov, 22) Your‘ boss: wants: to see: partner,” early week. Income ‘increases: fo! entire month. Demonstrate leadership ¢ capaci “An enjoyable weekend. wit ~ Romance ‘our. partn You and ‘pal could become business’ partners, carly week. . Wednesday, ‘a. good time to leave: ’ for a trip. Relations i improve Thursday: and. ’ Friday. Friendship with co-worker inctea “CAPRICORN (Dec. 22: J Your’ closest relatidnship' is’ you! self-renewal begins.’ Talk to estranged friend, Wednesday. * Celebrate. with: friends; - Thursday. Projects to: begin, Friday. Travel: ‘ favored, Saturday moming.’ AY AQUARIUS (Jan.21-Feb. 19) - _ Your partner supports career goals, Sunday, Aquarius. Friendships become more: important, early week,.Mid-week, be thank-+>.--- ful for love aud companionship. Duty.calls, Friday. An inner conflict demands immediate resolution, Saturday...) wl JE - PISCEs (Feb. 0-March 20): ”*, Take off.to favorite hideaway, Sunday. Pisces. Early week, career_progress : accelerated, You're fortunate in speculation, Wednesday. Connect with family, ‘Thursday, * Your partner has special surprise, Friday. A:, friend may stir up trouble, Saturday. ‘this, 100, shalt pass. Robert Aiken is an internation- ally, known astrologer, metaphysi- cian and therapeutic counsellor of |: 35 years’ experience. Although cur- “ rently in Hawaii, he is available to °:. provide. in-depth, tape-recorded: astrological: readings. For more information, write to P.O. Box 30026, 3650 Mt. Seymour Pkwy., : North Vancouver, V7H 2Y0.-Phone 926-4961 or r (808) 875- 9555. ARIES (March 21-April 20).