THE WEIGHT of the .38 policeman’s special on my hip made me walk funny. By Tina Gilbertson Contributing Writer My badge was poking me re- lentlessly in the chest. I had skip- ped dinner to race to the set at half-hour’s notice and now my stomach was complaining noisily. The phrase“Are we having fun yet?”’ sprang to mind, but I kept quiet. Rule Number One for the successful movie extra is Don’t Complain, Besides, | was already having fun; it’s not every day that I get to dress like a cop and stop traffic downtown while crossing the Strect from the wardrobe trailer to the set. Ah, the power! 1 can. still remember the squeal of hastily- applied brakes and the guilty eyes movie extra: Book. I have heard stories from other extras who have stood in pouring, freezing rain for hours on end, who have worked for cight hours or more without food, and who have spent an entire night in a holding area with no furniture to sit on. And all for five bucks an hour. Happily, these experiences are not exactly the norm, but when things are tough it’s necessary to remain where you are and try and make the best oF it. Leaving the set before you are dismissed is out of the questicn if you ever want to work as an extra again. Yes, they will remember you. Even if you feel invisible as an ex- tra, the assistant director is responsible for you, and you can be sure that the moment you sneak away to use the loo, the other extras will be moved to another area and you will be Always Bring a 44 As a movie extra, Iam a living prop, Jashioned to blend in silently with whatever is going on in the background. 99 staring from behind the wind- shield. As a movie extra, I am a living prop, fashioned to blend in silent- ly with whatever is going on in the background. I may show up on the big screen behind your favorite actors in an office, at a nightclub, on a ranch or in an airplane. And Ill always be the same character: Jane Average. However, on that particular night the setting was a Los Angeles precinct, and I was Of- ficer Average to you, bub. The wardrobe people outfitted me from head to ankles — ! was asked to bring my own black shoes —- in the uniform of the LAPD, complete with frightening- ly authentic props. It was a special treat: we 2xtras almost always br- ing our own clothes and play roles no more specific than ‘‘office worker,’’ “‘parent’’ or “‘restaurant patron.”’ As usual, I had to wait several hours before the scene | was in came up. I was lucky; sometimes extras end up sitting around all day and don’t even get used. I recall the day my agent phon- ed me and said breathlessly, ‘If you can get hold of an old- fashioned baby carriage, you can work on the set of the TV-series Neon Rider tomorrow. Phone me back in five minutes if you want the job.”” Miraculously (I don’t even have a date on Saturday night, that’s how far I am from being a mother), I managed to procure a perambulator in the allotted time. 1 arrived triumphantly on set the next day all ready to push the pram till § dropped. What actually happened was | sat around for nine hours, was fed twice and sent home. Nevertheless extras always get paid for their time, and it was a lovely day for doing nothing any- way. Rule for the Number Two missed. Rule Number Three is Always Make Sure Someone Knows Where You Are. Anyone who can learn these three rules and follow a map to the nearest talent agency can be an extra. It helps if your schedule allows you to take a day off at short notice every once in a while. And I do mean every once in a while — you’d by unnaturally busy if you were called once a week. Besides, if you work too much people start to recognize you, and casting directors cringe at the thought of viewers saying ‘‘Hey, look! That guy selfing hotdogs in the background died of pneumonia on another show that I saw last night.’’ You're not supposed to notice us. Still, extras do not have to behave like potted plants just to avoid being noticed. Although sitting, standing and walking top the list of background ‘‘action,”? many people who have special skills such as horseback riding, skiing or even juggling, will be asked to do these things on occasion. Anything you’ve ever seen going on behind the actors in a movie is being done by extras. You may be asked to laugh, to panic, to wear lederhosen, or all three, on cue. That’s when you ought to feel like a veal actor. 1 have heard it said that Kevin Costner started as a movie extra. It may be true, but [I'm pretty sure that he also must have taken courses and done some theatre. You don't learn to act by being an extra, but learning how a movie set works, and seeing what working conditions are tike for real actors is an invaluable experi- ence for would-be film actors. And by the way, asking the ac- tors you're working with for autographs is :rounds for getting Wednesday, September 18, 1991 - North Shore News ~ 53 A day in the life of an extra tors for autographs is a sure-fire way of getting sent home. sent home. (However, many ac- tors are friendly and will speak to extras of their own accord.) Being an extra is not always “Our No easy, but as a means of learning about the movie industry _first- hand and meeting a variety of people while earning a couple of rth Vancouver “NEWS photo Neil Lucenta OWN THE set of Kel Gibson's film ‘Bird on a Wire’ shot locally in the summer of 1990. Asking ac- bucks, it can’t be bear. See you at the movies! —Tina Gilbertson is a freelance writer and a News proofreader. 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