- mornin’:

Sum folks is, jest sorts natcheral-horn omnery.

‘They is gonna start askin’ how cum the Back
Porch is carryin’ an Easter story - when she still is

four days away.

Well, sir, I talked it over /

with Pete and Hardhat. I ses
this littel story musta got lost

in the shuffle, becus Editors

don’t allus meet deadlines an
most. of ’em have more
trubbels than a hound dawg
has fleas - wich you can tell

frum the way their" eyeballs
twitch.

Pete and Hardhat thinks
her over a wile an finely they —

-ses this here Easter thing is

sumthin’ most folks do onct a
year, when they put.on fancy

hats an go traipsin’ off to —
church, figgerin’ they can:
' get her all. squairt away in-
one day so’s they can raise |
hell fer the rest of the year.

They both figger Easter _
- jest-

cums every mornin’
about when the sun rises an

this tired old world gets set
fer anuther day. That way,

ses Pete, there’s light every

lightin’ candles -an ‘hollerin’

Hallelujah! and Hail Mary’s

... becus He had it straigh
tened out purty good i in: ‘the

- first Place.

-

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Like Hardhat | ses: wot. ‘the
_ Hell do we need candles fer -
when He gave. us. the dawn:
of ‘our.

fer ‘ev'ry | mornin’
lives?

‘So me an. Pete an ‘Hardhat
figger this littel Easter Story .
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an folks shudn’t —
have to go runnin’. arount |

Well, sir, she has cum the

morning of. Easter Sunday an

I spose most folks is off to —

church, becus this is sposed.

to be.a reali speshul day. -

As fer me, 1 spent ‘the

morning in my littel room,

jest ‘settin’ sorta quiet like
and thinkin’ - an suckling a
month-old kitten.

Cy iu

By BillClark

Now there is-folks wot is
real rangatang fer gettin’

_ things wrapped. up real quick:
an fer. the next

couple
hunnert words they is gonna

‘go nuts tryin’ to figger how

cum I wus nursin’ a kitten,

wen all I got to offer is a
_ ss purty -gud- supply of. cuss ©
words an sixty. years. of. ~
‘ settin’ an thinkin’

which is worth a hoot in hell

-fer feedin’. hungry littel cats. .
They is jest, gonna have to

- none of

BOC

wait, becus the Back Porch is. -_

jest fer real quiet: thinkin’,
same as you wud untangle a

ball of wool by finding the
. loose end an’ doin’: ure real

gentle an slow like.
_ TUCKERED OUT

Anyways, last : week I se sees

this littel kitten on the main.

drag an it wus tryin’ to get
into an office building an it
looked real tuckered out.
Them big. glass doors wus
swingin’. back an forth with

people comin’ an goin’ an >
ev’ ry time the kitten tried to.
get in, it got a foot-in the

- face.

Well, sir, I picked it up an

it wus sure skinny, but that

ain’t all. I spose a dog had
chomped it an there wus a
big chunk tore out of its back,
so I tuk it home. - .

Like I wus saying, that.
there cat wusn’t much more’ ~
_ than bones covered with soft

fur wot looked like its mother

.had been. sorta indiscreet: 7
with a ’possum. It hadn’t et’ ,

fer quite a spell an the way it.

plowed into sum cat food wus _
like nuthin’ I’ve seen since

the: wife’ Ss. relatives ¢ cum over
last.

That wus the time they

plowed into a twelve pound
_ turkey an I gets up and starts
lookin’ in the hall.closet. The
wife asts wot the hell. I’m
‘doin’
manners an I ses manner, _
“Hell! -- I am lookin’ fer the
‘been

AANA paid, ~becus at this rate we

an where. is .my

mortgage to see if it’s

better take out. another.

“

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Anyways, ° 1. stowed: ‘the

~< fittel cat. in: my. settin’ an
thinkin’ room fer the night an
next’ morning she ‘wus real
perky. I set there in my old.

dressing. gown an she. put her

' paws up on my chest an stuck |

her face in the’ old’ frazzled
terry: cloth © an ‘startid to
| nurse. ~

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bustin’ a gut to get into fancy _

’ duds an-hike off to church

this Easter Morning, while
I’m ‘settin’. an holdin’ a
hungry littel
figgers I am its mother. .

An 1 sorta figgered the
Good Lord turnt down the
volume, jest fer a minute, an
cut off the Hallelujah’s an
the. Hail Mary’ s so He cud

mebbe j join me.

that T.tt.e
Seems to me wma © €

must be: real weary,

. tryin’.to get acrost sumthin’
that’s.as simple as holdin’ a
hungry kitten on. Easter
Morning. |

The Municipal Finance
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borrow nearly $42.5 million

to cover the financing re-
quests from regional districts
and. municipalities, but only
$400,000 of this is coming to
North

The District. of |

improvements. There are no
allocations’. for North - Van
City or West Vancouver.

More. than half ‘the funds

are going. to sewers, water.

kitten. . that -

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Core curriculum will be the
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TV series. which has
premiere at 7 p.m. Wednes-

day, April 13, on Community
10 TV.

Produced jointly with the ©
North Vancouver Chamber of

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North Shore public for its

opinions and input.

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' Those involved in the first
program include Dr. Leo
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