46 - Sunday, November 36,

1986 ~ North Shore News

Tips for surviving long bus trips

From page 43

IN tell you about later) passengers
are asked (o rotate seats clockwise,
moving two seats at a time. The
best first choice of seats is the se-
cond or third row from the rear on
the driver's side of the bus. That
way you'll never get stuck in the
back. :

On the express bus, there is no
seat rotation during the 1:30 a.m,
stop. That means that the poor
suckers who rotate inio the back
seats at the 10 p.m. stop are stuck
there for the next seven to eight
hours.

Want to know who got blessed
with them on the 14th of
November? 1 think that was the

first time my friend said, ‘I'll get
you for this!"

Next, what to wear. 1 don’t
know ‘shy but buses are always too
hot or too cold, The wise traveller
wears a warm sweater over a light
shirt and Fil guarantee that the
sweater is taken on and off more
times than a strip-teaser’s bra,

Wear your most confortable

BROOM-HILDA

baggy pants.

Bus drivers are generally a
skilful, pleasant group of people,
but they certainly know how to
keep law and order. At one of the
carly pick-up points a ‘lady’? got
on board, The old bat was boiled
and soon was spotted swigging out
of a crock in a brown paper bag.

At the next stop the driver

smoothly relieved her of the
package — much to her disgust.
She was also warned that one step
out of fine and she'd end up at the
side of the road. She believed him
and quietly passed out for the re-
mainder of the ride. Next morning
we all got to see what a $100
hangover looks like from the out-
side.

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8 ANP I WANTED To BE

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white exterior with red interior

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1976 VOLVO 242 4 spd o/d 91.000 miles
1971 VOLVO 144 4 dr, automatic

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