8 Mercury the a third largest | S cruise ship IT’S easy to get blasé about cruising when ‘you look out of your cabin window and sec two other ships bigger ‘than Dreadnoughts standing off the Mexican port of Cozumel and convoys ‘of tenders bearing ” down on the white- washed shoreside T- shirt shops (“One tequila, two tequila, _, three-tequila ... i floor!”). ; oA knock at the cabin - door brings the ship’s daily, less'a newspaper than a run- down on where we are and what’s.on. The newspaper, in about a dozen versions _ including Canadian, ‘American and British, will - arrive by satellite at about 10am. Inthe meantime there’s a - =~ Ieisurely breakfast to be enjoyed on my private veranda, one of 220 cabins and suites with these whim- . sical terraces over the bortle- 7 green Caribbean. Here the pampered cruis- er can compare his lot with - Christopher Columbus, who came this way in 1492 in considerably different cir- cumstances. For a start, Columbus ~ thought he was landing on the eastern coast of Asia, a belief he held till he died in '.1606. He had three ships with a cotal of 90 men; the Mercury has a crew of 900 including dedicated souls - who not only make fresh pizza on board but deliver it to cabins —— in cardboard boxes! After 70 days at sea and with a near-mutinous crew, Columbus was understand- ably happy to reach land. A cruise on the Mercury, on the other hand, is just a buile in Germany, and when cruising at 21 knots you can pour 2 martini to the brim and not lose a drop. The handsome ship has 15 decks with showrooms, bars and cabins plusher than anything Queen Isabella could have imagined i ina- Spanish castle, and it’s all done elegantly, such as Tastings, a rendezvous mod- cled on Milan's Cova Patisserie, founded in 1817 by a soldier of Napoleon’s arnw. The two-level dining room, with food orchestrat- ed by three-star Michelin chef Michel Roux and deliv- ered by European waiters who know their stuff, rises above the mediocrity of pre- tenders who shovel heaped plates in front of sequined masses. Later there’s a lively casi- no, three places to dance {and where else can you dance these days?) and showroom entertainment fed by Allan King, onc of the most experienced and Sunday, December 28, 1997 — North Shore News - #3 : a Bavid Wishari photo MERCURY at anchor off Cozumel as passengers relax after lunch. The new cruise ship s the latest vessel of Celebrity Cruises, and at 77,713 tons the third biggest passesiger ship in the world. ralented cruise directors afloat, and band leader Jeff Hughes, ex-Glen Miller pianist. Both are backed by nifty innovations such as an onstage video wall. Mercury sparkles with gadgets to enthrall kids, such as a video alley, Teenage Room with disco and programs for four age groups. Cabin TVs have interactive features chat allow passengers to order roum service, select wine for diene: free and pay-per- view movies (including the hottest adult scorchers afloat) and even gamble. If this is not enough and Fiorida by land and sea. ONE thing not to overlook if you’re going all the way to Florida is that you also have the option of combining a land- based vacation with your cruise. After all, your cruise cost includes the air fare, and a travel agent will gladly adjust your flights to suit. As ic is, in order to be in Ft. Lauderdale to catch the Sunday departure of Mercury you have to travel on a Saturday and overnight. Once again, your travel agent will take care of all thar. My flight got me to my hotel, the Embassy Suites, ac about 7 p.m., and I later found a Thai restaurant just up the street. This part of Fr. Lauderdale is thronged with restaurants, including the popular Boatyard Gnill. Mast of Sunday is free, so what about golf? Hillerest Golf Club is not too far, and - at less than $50 a round one of the best bargains in Florida. For reservations call 954-987-5000, email: info- hillcrest@hillcrestgolfclub.co Ifyou want a ride out there, or want a tour of the area, a character called Dave has a van and a sense of humor. He’s at (954) 222- 5466. Otherwise call Florida Tourism at 1-800-268-3791. — David Wishart youre tempted to go ashore you can preview excursions and make bookings without having to line up. I liked the wide, finer-like teak decks and the jogging track up top (12 times round is a mile), the five pools including one with a sliding roof, golf simulator, the quiet of the aft deck which could be a yacht of F St. Tropez, and the AquaSpa, 10,000 sq. ft. of pure luxury, The design and 20 trear- See Mercury page 16 Go TURKEY Turkish Discovery Tour Experience the crossroads of civilization on this unique tour ted by one of Canada’s Top tour directors Pené Hollingworth. 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